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FTC after 20 Years.
I registered since 2005;
Na today I make FTC.
Chaii Nairaland.
Anyways this madam Dey yarn dust.

Just see this one
Why will u say such ? This is absolutely not true


If you marry girl wey do BBL, she go still born you female pikin wey go still get flat nyash.

I go lie for u ?

Let me wait for the whole squad to pull up and see this first—this page is about to catch fire 😂.

Very true..

Their is something special when you give a clean shaven😽some good licks

But not OS ❌❌❌❌❌

Or maybe you have bad self hygiene

If the hairy snail is delicious and neat...hmmmm

I'm always void of comment when it comes to these genders with shenanigans . I'd rather dedicate this grandiloquent wedding wishes to my engineering colleague, a person of Samson Ladi Akpa.
On this most resplendent occasion, as you embark upon the sublime voyage of matrimonial bliss, may your hearts be forever entwined in a symphony of love, laughter, and unwavering devotion.

May the tapestry of your union be embroidered with golden threads of joy, mutual respect, and boundless grace. As you walk hand in hand through the seasons of life, may every sunrise bring renewed wonder, and every twilight deepen the warmth of your companionship.

Wishing you an abundance of serendipity, passion, and poetic moments in this enchanting new chapter. You truly deserve a love story as exquisite and radiant as your spirit.

With heartfelt congratulations and the warmest of wishes,
[Kpede Oluwabamise Monday]

It's Rage bait. Move along people. Nothing to see here.

ExAngel007:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2025/6/if-your-husband-doesnt-sk-you-he-doesnt-love-you-nigerian-woman-says.html

Wetin we no go hear from millennials!?

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What of @Sammueltemi337 that confessed that he gave a girl head during her menstrual period

Ok very good. Yes is good, considering the fact that you have to work and provide for the family, but as you're working pls add head mastery In it, so as your wife not to see that you don't love her. Since she's too jobless to be occupied by head.

Haha na how many go finally useless for this life these women from hell dey find now

See her head
People there are bacteria for every part of the body. Mixing bacteria from the mouth with that of the puss puss is a terrible idea

Inside this terrible Tinubu regime, this woman is still talking about sucking t0t0...

Wahala😂😂
As if that would bring food on my table, this lady is very funny sha

Hmmmmm. No be like that o. I truly love my wife and I do what she said. All this are just mere pre-intimacy that would arouse my wife and makes Sex enjoyable. So no Biggie!

Another punishment for men... This odd feeling will grow wired in every household and eventually cause hate amongst spouse

SM has really made people dumb, all in a bid to trend or chase clout

It is only divine intervention that will save us from what is happening in this generation.

FISH Pieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

The post is not the problem. The problem is that her children, as a grown up adult will one day see this and be embarrassed

A mouth you use to speak to the gods it's never good for putting it into a Woman's pussycat..
Repercussion: It's brings a curse, Generational curse ...

You go deh smash some girls and their kpekus go deh smell, shey na those ones you go give head? Very disgusting act, head ko, tail ni.

Who dey born these kain reprobates and emergency marriage counsellor from hell?
Did your grandfather suck your grandmother's kpekus? Did your father suck your mother's kpekus? Why must kpekus sucking be the yardstick to justify love?

It goes to show why men dies earlier than ever these days. How will you suck that hole that did not record the number of men that had deposited nonsense before you. And, coupled with that monthly waste, sometimes smell and dirty that place accumulates, only men born on unwise would put their mouth in the laterine.

Dick is made for the kpekus. Anything more than that is evil

I will never give head, do you know the shit that comes out of there

Indeed you can never satisfy a woman... Some men don't have that time. They are busy hustling for the family

Not true!
Though I give head back to back and my wife reciprocates.
Everyone has their own definition of love making
Love and intimacy are deeply personal, and different couples express affection in different ways.
But reducing love solely to whether a man performs MouthAction or not? That’s shallow and one dimensional. What about respect, sacrifice, emotional presence, protection, and daily commitment?

Yes, sexual connection is important in marriage and open conversations about preferences are healthy. But let’s not make it look like love doesn't exist outside of ones act.

If you base love only on "who licks what," you might miss the person who's ready to build a life with you not just a moment in bed.

Never you put mouth where doctors use gloves no matter how clean it looks

In Olamide's voice...

Kin ma la'di...Kin ma je'di....Iranu...abasha

You are very nonsensical; you are very nonsensical; you are very nonsensical