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blaise26abj:
Big question : Did you Bleep her before you unfucked your life ?

You this fifu😂😂😂No mind OP, e dey dash scope thinking na babies dey NL😂😂😂

thomas2024:
😂😂😂 I just dey laff for here. I need to show you sticker to show the way I laff for office drawing people's attention with this your comment, lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣You too funny aswear😂😂😂

The op matter pain me, I gats show am say I pass A.I to write Lord Lamba tales..😁😁🤣

Bahamas95:
Those of you saying the OP is suffering from ED are clueless. Because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'll eat every food that comes my way, some go purge you.

I've found myself in similar situation on two occasions but I didn't allow my [John Thomas[/i] control me.


Some years back there was this corper friend I followed to her lodge one night, as I was about leaving she grabbed me by the door and tried to unzip my Jean. I told her to calm down and asked if she had condom and she said no, the urge to give her better akpako left me immediately because I wasn't with a condom.

If I had known I would have prepared myself, I didn't expect that kinda thing from her at all because she's 5yrs older than me.

The annoying thing about the whole thing was that it was very late in the night and all the drugstores have closed.......The fear of contracting STI came over me.

...................................................................................

I know some of you'll be curious to know what happened after that night.
I later went for return match 2days later.

It took me 2days because she stylishly started avoiding me because of shame, women can't handle rejection.

Lol😂😂😂I feel like hitting you with two by two plank😂😂😂You be OG my guy

Therock5555:
The op matter pain me, I gats show am say I pass A.I to write Lord Lamba tales..😁😁🤣

Lol, OP wan sell book, e give AI prompt. E come pour am as AI give am🤣🤣🤣

erad:
There is something most guys don't realize... The challenges after the knacking outweigh that before.

Once I see you and can't picture us being friends for long, sleeping with you can never cross my mind. Because I go with the assumption, "what if she gets pregnant"? So will I want someone I can't be friends with to get pregnant for me? Nah, can't deal with that.

Oga use condom, nothing special about you or me or anybody. We are all higher animals with blood and veins running through our body, no dey claim what you're not here except you're not a "Game".

thomas2024:
Lol, OP wan sell book, e give AI prompt. E come pour am as AI give am🤣🤣🤣

Book wey him no even drop cover... Sure say anybody contact am for that book sef?

Therock5555:
Book wey him no even drop cover... Sure say anybody contact am for that book sef?

I tire ooo, sincerely I really had a good laugh this morning🤣🤣🤣

thomas2024:
Oga use condom, nothing special about you or me or anybody. We are all higher animals with blood and veins running through our body, no dey claim what you're not here except you're not a "Game".

Wait... Is comprehension so difficult these days?

If that's how you want to do yours? Fine. You can't invalidate someone else's experiences because they don't align with yours. Sex is just sex to you, it's not to me. It's deeper than just sex and I won't have it with just anyone just because I have the opportunity.

And if by "game" you mean me thinking with my d*ck instead of my brain, then I'm definitely not a "game".

thomas2024:
Oga no be rapist e be. Everyman likes segz, it's in our nature, no let anybody come online come dey yap you say dog na monkey. We ain't f00l. Okay let me give you this, I've never chop any girl for my life, you believe me or you no believe me?

Lol... You're definitely a fool if you believe everyone loses their senses at the sight of a naked woman.

You liking something and you not having control over yourself are 2 very different things. Because I like food does not mean I should eat everything that looks edible. It's called having standard and self control.

erad:
Lol... You're definitely a fool if you believe everyone loses their senses at the sight of a naked woman.

You liking something and you not having control over yourself are 2 very different things. Because I like food does not mean I should eat everything that looks edible. It's called having standard and self control.

Funny, isn't it? You can imagine calling someone a fool on a faceless platform like this because he doesn't not share your opinion, yet the partial mods saw your comment, but look away not to ban you, but they will keep banning others. May your ignorance and Nairaland mods' ignorance be cured.


P. S: My earlier statement is my position, if it doesn't sit well with you, I'm not sorry.

erad:
Wait... Is comprehension so difficult these days?

If that's how you want to do yours? Fine. You can't invalidate someone else's experiences because they don't align with yours. Sex is just sex to you, it's not to me. It's deeper than just sex and I won't have it with just anyone just because I have the opportunity.

And if by "game" you mean me thinking with my d*ck instead of my brain, then I'm definitely not a "game".

I won't argue with you, you know why? I've dealt with your type a lot using the same lines but at the end, you know what they usually do? You can figure the rest.

thomas2024:
Funny, isn't it? You can imagine calling someone a fool on a faceless platform like this because he doesn't not share your opinion, yet the partial mods saw your comment, but look away not to ban you, but they will keep banning others. May your ignorance and Nairaland mods' ignorance be cured.


P. S: My earlier statement is my position, if it doesn't sit well with you, I'm not sorry.

Let me help you comprehend it better...

You (not specifically you but anyone) are definitely a fool if you believe everyone loses their senses at the sight of a naked woman.

The mods most likely understood better that it wasn't an attack, it was a general statement.

internetpo:
Great write up! Would have made sense to plugin the book and where to get it.

It's on my signature. If I post the link, I'll be banned.