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Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Freshtruth(op): 1:30pm On Aug 22, 2025
Omo which drink u go take before U pound this food

Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by brain54(m):
36 bottles of big stout..

By then my eye don dirty and I no dey see road again talk less of reasoning ability.


Na so me and one of my "drinking partner" go club one day on my birthday in 2011 go high come carry wetin I no know go "him" house for ikeja.

For morning when "everybody" eye come clear...na so guy "kidnap" the girl for house say make she no go out until night fall or when all him neighbors go out. Say na embarrassment if him neighbors see that kind "thing" commot him house. The girl no kukuma mind...her own na make she dey cook for kitchen chop, come be like she no really come ready to go her papa house again as long as food dey. shocked shocked


Me sef I dey embarrassed when I see wiliwili for morning. I just sneak, run leave my guy make him handle the situation.

Problem no dey ever finish.

By the Way it's chop and not shop!
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by columbus007(m): 2:41pm On Aug 22, 2025
Oh my precious wunmi, where you come dey now, this picture just reminded me of her, my special ♥️😊. Na this kind woman I dey like.
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Nobody: 2:43pm On Aug 22, 2025
Everyone has a choice but this is disgusting to me and I can never find myself one inch close to an elephant like this. God forbid bad thing.
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Freshtruth(op): 3:00pm On Aug 22, 2025
Nonexisting1:
Everyone has a choice but this is disgusting to me and I can never find myself one inch close to an elephant like this. God forbid bad thing.

Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by LIVINGICONREBOR: 3:10pm On Aug 22, 2025
Hmm. One lap fit dey weigh like 100kg. Nah to use am train. See the rough skin sef. Damn!!🥱
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Nobody: 4:00pm On Aug 22, 2025
Why would someone take a random picture from online and write some shit about it?
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by EarthKing(m): 4:04pm On Aug 22, 2025
columbus007:
Oh my precious wunmi, where you come dey now, this picture just reminded me of her, my special ♥️😊. Na this kind woman I dey like.
.
Team Orobo 10kl 😉😄
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by praisecity(m): 4:19pm On Aug 22, 2025
Freshtruth:
Omo which drink u go take before U pound this food
Sorry dis is a rotten food
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Gabrielshow24: 4:25pm On Aug 22, 2025
Oh, My Lord, My God 😂… Where art thou, in this moment of utter devastation? My soul is trembling, my heart is broken, and I fear my very essence has been scarred beyond repair! 😮‍💨 How could you allow my innocent eyes to fall upon such a sight? 🙏🏾 Surely, this is a test of faith, a cruel trial that even the most righteous would falter under.

Why, oh why, did you grant me the misfortune of witnessing such a monumental catastrophe? Is this the cross I must bear, O Higher Power? For in this image, I see not beauty, but a chaotic fusion of clashing dimensions—truly a cosmic collision of the unimaginable.

Indeed, to date extra plus-size women is akin to embarking on a grand expedition to find the lost city of Atlantis. You venture into uncharted territories, only to realize the GPS is broken, and the journey itself is more perilous than anticipated. 🧭 Do you truly want your epitaph to read: "Here lies the fool who tried to embrace the thunderous storm of curves, only to be swept away by the tidal wave of calories"? 🍔

The legacy of those who take on this challenge will surely be engraved in stone with words that echo the absurdity of their pursuit: "Here lies the brave soul who attempted the impossible—finding love in a land of unyielding marshmallows and oversized denim." Or, perhaps: "May he rest in peace, for he fell to a woman whose snack drawer was more dangerous than any battlefield".

But fear not, my friend. The lesson is clear: not all love is meant to be this heavy. And perhaps, in future, we should consider the size of our ambitions alongside the size of our partners. 😂

I have given my two cents, if you like undertake this perilous journey 😂.
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Freshtruth(op): 4:29pm On Aug 22, 2025
praisecity:
Sorry dis is a rotten food

Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Freshtruth(op): 4:34pm On Aug 22, 2025
Gabrielshow24:
Oh, My Lord, My God 😂… Where art thou, in this moment of utter devastation? My soul is trembling, my heart is broken, and I fear my very essence has been scarred beyond repair! 😮‍💨 How could you allow my innocent eyes to fall upon such a sight? 🙏🏾 Surely, this is a test of faith, a cruel trial that even the most righteous would falter under.

Why, oh why, did you grant me the misfortune of witnessing such a monumental catastrophe? Is this the cross I must bear, O Higher Power? For in this image, I see not beauty, but a chaotic fusion of clashing dimensions—truly a cosmic collision of the unimaginable.

Indeed, to date extra plus-size women is akin to embarking on a grand expedition to find the lost city of Atlantis. You venture into uncharted territories, only to realize the GPS is broken, and the journey itself is more perilous than anticipated. 🧭 Do you truly want your epitaph to read: "Here lies the fool who tried to embrace the thunderous storm of curves, only to be swept away by the tidal wave of calories"? 🍔

The legacy of those who take on this challenge will surely be engraved in stone with words that echo the absurdity of their pursuit: "Here lies the brave soul who attempted the impossible—finding love in a land of unyielding marshmallows and oversized denim." Or, perhaps: "May he rest in peace, for he fell to a woman whose snack drawer was more dangerous than any battlefield".

But fear not, my friend. The lesson is clear: not all love is meant to be this heavy. And perhaps, in future, we should consider the size of our ambitions alongside the size of our partners. 😂

I have given my two cents, if you like undertake this perilous journey 😂.

Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Maj196(m): 5:48pm On Aug 22, 2025
You go find that thing taya
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Rexymania(m): 5:57pm On Aug 22, 2025
This is for the unsatisfiedable
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Sirhush(m): 5:57pm On Aug 22, 2025
columbus007:
Oh my precious wunmi, where you come dey now, this picture just reminded me of her, my special ♥️😊. Na this kind woman I dey like.
Something must kill a man
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Datguy00: 7:07pm On Aug 22, 2025
Zamma da butt

This type na to bang her ass.
No time.
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Belurved1(m): 8:31pm On Aug 22, 2025
Who know this location in Lagos-

Idi-araba?
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Lifenajeje2(m): 10:59pm On Aug 22, 2025
Belurved1:
Who know this location in Lagos-

Idi-araba?
You can get a direct bus from
Ojuelegba , sadiku ilasa

U can also connect to it from Mushin using Keke or lawanson using bike
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Carazon: 12:58am On Aug 23, 2025
I no see the food na
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by LifeOfTrigga(m): 3:35am On Aug 23, 2025
Belurved1:
Who know this location in Lagos-

Idi-araba?
Lol I see what you did there, this one should be
Idi-Oro
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Goodmarlian: 5:12am On Aug 23, 2025
She is definitely southAfrican
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Baronthecelebri(m): 7:23am On Aug 23, 2025
Disgusting
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Exceed15: 7:43am On Aug 23, 2025
Thanks for adding Graphics
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Silentgroper(m): 8:57am On Aug 23, 2025
Those cellulites are disgusting though...
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by hoygift(m): 9:36am On Aug 23, 2025
Na laps una de bleep say na Opueh.
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by Therock5555(m): 11:17am On Aug 23, 2025
If you don't have a long thing....


Then you're on a long thing if you enter there...😁😁😁
Re: Bro Can You Shop This Sexy Food (graphic photo) by sofiscatedmoron: 12:35pm On Aug 23, 2025
disgusting
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