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I just wasted my time reading nonsense

Congratulations!
For your creative writing.
E nor easy to add letters together,talk more of to arrange words to form story lines.
Finally put dem in suspense.

ipobarecriminals:
u sat on Ghana Must GO sac inside the cupboard ?How fan Air managed enter the cupboard, no urinate, nah another mystery.



Dumb man thread

Just applaud him for his writing skill

It won’t cost you anything.

OP well done!

So, her Mom didn't take her night bath and slept without her night wears which could be inside the wardrobe 🤔?

Oh, she slept naked....omo, your eyes don see your gf's mom unclothedness.🤐

shagasha:
Continue with your fabricated story...

Fabricated or Not ..It makes Lots of Sense to Skip reading.. Everything is Fabricated , Nothing is Real ..Wonder how Babies Knows which one is Fabricated or not

When story long pass one comment box, utter lie.

TheGreatIYANU:
lmao! OP this was a good one. I don't know why the above posters doubt this. Everything OP wrote is 100% a possibility given the right situations lining up (swiss cheese theory).

Pele OP. At least now, you will never go looking for woman in her mother's house again. Lucky say her Papa no dey. You for smell yoursef!

Possibility is 5%

Mum coming from travel, so, she would have word one of best clothes, that must keep back safely inside wardrobe.

Staying in 14hrs continuously inside wardrobe,is almost impossible.

Pls, I missed the point where I supposed to laugh, can you kindly guide me to the paragraph?



You should try writing books for sales on Amazon. Though with superb touch.

Why person ll go his gf house begin dey hide inside wardrobe?
One of ex that year wad terrified seeing me in their house thinking her strict father ll send me out as d man no want take see boyfriend in his house. Na so I gallant for the man sitting room waiting for the worst (sending me out of his house) but the man engaged me with sweet conversation.
My gf was surprised seeing us gisting and smiling with d dad.
Since that day we become best of friends but he show his displeasure after we broke and she scattered the relationship

How you go fear mother..unless you guys are 17years old. If na popcy n u suppose dey worried. Com'on a grown man, you suppose and welcome the mother showcasing your gift. She self go humble.

uksam007:
Lienus

Mba

What if she knew but pretended as if she did not

shagasha:
Continue with your fabricated story...

Oga tins de happen ohh, the story is very possible.
Something similar has happened to me those uni days in ibadan. My chick a profs daughter was the only one at home, dad was at PH, mum went to visit him but not expected back soon. Those were those days when mobile phones were not available.
Me and my babe go de house de do like husband and wife, I go sleep inside ac, watch movies etc. Omo na so one early morning she just bolted into the parlor say mumsi don land. Omo na from sleep inside parlor I see myself de hide for corner, after the mama enter rooms na so she sneak me through back door for kitchen. Mine was not as bad as OPs own because na big bongalow. Na like 30min I hide. Lol

Poccetino1:
CONTINUATION

How do you expect me to go home around 12:30am, even police station closes by 11pm because of security reasons. How do you expect me to walk home that late when Fulani herdsmen Dey on rampage. I told her that I was comfortable in the closet (I no Dey go anywhere)

I no get ransom money and I no get strength to argue with herdsmen wey carry gun. I could hear her laugh after reading my response.

I couldn’t sleep that night because I know I will snore and move around in that wardrobe like giant rat. Around 8am her mom went to the toilet to shower and get ready for work.

Omo na so I carry my property comot from the wardrobe o. My GF asked me to give her her gifts, which gift? The one wey I don chop ?

My girl opened the door led and I left in one piece. The rest is history. 🫡🫡

I had to laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Poccetino1:
Na to smile open eyes wide like that tenge tenge boy

No , once she opens the wardrobe, just start shouting snake!! snake !!....all of you will run out of the room that she will have to take some minutes to know you were not part of her family......but by that time,you have disappeared from the House as na you br the Snake....

More like Indian movie buh it's possible for starters.

What exactly was your sin oh thou?!

Who pushed this to the front page? After a year and 7months.

Jus lie that🤣🤣

crackhouse:
So the wardrobe was that big for a 1 bedroom flat? That u were sitting and standing anyhow inside it..

Very possible!

My wardrobe is so large that it covers entirely one of the four walls in my room.

Abass07:
Who pushed this to the front page? After a year and 7months.

It's a lesson that, “Don’t lose hope”

😂

shagasha:
Continue with your fabricated story...

Wicked 😂😂😂
Are you Wike's brother?

DarkLover:
It's a lesson that, “Don’t lose hope”

😂

But where is the OP?

Liar Mohamed.
You passed night in wardrobe and you had the mind to stay there till 8am before leaving.

Ppl that found themselves in such a situation always leave between 4 or 5am.
Liar.

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Poccetino1:
[b]CONTINUATION

Around 5:30pm I knew her mom wasn’t going no where, I texted my GF for update, she wasn’t helping at all. She told me that “ wahala Dey o”

The moment I read that line, I started feeling very sweaty and thirsty all of a sudden. I sat comfortably on a Ghana must go bag inside the wardrobe, I was seated like an angry Access bank customer who was waiting for his turn to complain to a customer care rep.

Typing……

This guy, you sent me to the floor with this

No be the fake story be the issue but na the kiddie ideas dey vex me,go tell primary school students this story joo

Poccetino1:
I spent at least 13 hours inside my Girlfriend’s wardrobe. How did it happen ?

On the 14 of February 2024, a day we all call Valentine’s Day, I went to my girlfriends house to pay her a courtesy visit and of course I did not go empty handed. I was holding a pack of chocolate on my left hand and a smart watch on my right hand(Valentine’s Gift). When I got to my GF house, I knocked and she opened the door smiling like 2 year old monkey who sighted a ripe yellow banana.

Typing…..

Very interesting , captivating storyline, you have a very good talent here. Please don't mind the naysayers who can't spot opportunities from a very big distance.

Lion

Nice one

how is this man??