What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? - Romance (2)

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Dzzzz: 4:39pm On Dec 18, 2025

I done lie sotey I no fit remember the lie again..

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Giftedhand47(m): 4:44pm On Dec 18, 2025

I'm a graduate

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by OnyeObowo1: 4:50pm On Dec 18, 2025

PureSperm:
Yeah . I remember when I told my ex girlfriend I'd die if we ever break up . Unfortunately,it's been over 3 years since we parted ways. She reminded me of that promise some weeks ago even though we aren't dating again and I laughed

I told her my rich Auntie then was my mom, she fell and I finished so tey she wan carry belle for me.. lol

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by LiveWire85: 4:51pm On Dec 18, 2025

PureSperm:
Yeah . I remember when I told my ex girlfriend I'd die if we ever break up . Unfortunately,it's been over 3 years since we parted ways. She reminded me of that promise some weeks ago even though we aren't dating again and I laughed

I have my side chick visit us and sleeps over she thinks she's my relative, and they eventually became close friends. So no worries, sometimes she even invited her over herself.

God will not allow her find out.

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by tanigororo: 4:52pm On Dec 18, 2025

emmabest2000:
Primary
Secondly
Universal

Which one ?

You ask too much question,
What do you stand to gain if I Lied.

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by correctguy101(m): 4:57pm On Dec 18, 2025

suratulai89:
No man can lie to me

For any online verification please check my profile

You na lie detector machine?

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by correctguy101(m): 5:02pm On Dec 18, 2025

Pootle:
we gather dey og, but am retired chimney now lol

I been think say na exhaust pipe una be, which one is chimney again? Abi, chimney dey move about?

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Nobody: 5:17pm On Dec 18, 2025

Ex: What do you love about me?

Me: Your personality and good nature.

My mind: You wey wan kpansh😂

If all the ladies I’ve promised marriage sue me, I’ll spend nothing less than 10 years in prison😂😂😂

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Wealthoptulent(m): 5:22pm On Dec 18, 2025

Berankis:
I don't know about dating but for married men. Can a man be married with having to tell a lie or 2 to your wife?
Sometimes, I lie to just have my peace. I found out that my wife can't handle some truths. Something I will say that will cause weeping, I would rather lie cause I can't withstand someone crying close to me, it disturbs my mind alot.

NA WHITE LIE be that, e dey save HOME.
e get some TRUTH that will make home ONCE UPON a TIME, if at all dem no drop level into ur food or DRINK...

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by ugodson(m): 5:23pm On Dec 18, 2025

suratulai89:
No man can lie to me

For any online verification please check my profile

Really na you them lie pass to be that. Anyways you know ur profile van send you to EFCC one room self grin

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by placeofallure(f): 5:23pm On Dec 18, 2025

rtdCivilservant:
I told her she is the only one I have.

How many more do you have?

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by BewareOf419: 5:39pm On Dec 18, 2025

I told her that my dad owns National theatre in Lagos when we were young

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by femi4: 5:41pm On Dec 18, 2025

PureSperm:
Yeah . I remember when I told my ex girlfriend I'd die if we ever break up . Unfortunately,it's been over 3 years since we parted ways. She reminded me of that promise some weeks ago even though we aren't dating again and I laughed

Told her I am AS

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Bahamas95(m): 5:41pm On Dec 18, 2025

I told her I don't eat dog but she didn't know I'm the chairman of dog eaters association in my street.

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Berankis: 5:47pm On Dec 18, 2025

Wealthoptulent:
NA WHITE LIE be that, e dey save HOME.
e get some TRUTH that will make home ONCE UPON a TIME, if at all dem no drop level into ur food or DRINK...

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by doncartel: 6:03pm On Dec 18, 2025

I told her that I’ve been on Chelsea bench for almost a year now, and that I don’t know when the coach is planning to play me. That I may vex and move to Man U if care is not taken.

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by paix(m): 6:10pm On Dec 18, 2025

PureSperm:
Yeah . I remember when I told my ex girlfriend I'd die if we ever break up . Unfortunately,it's been over 3 years since we parted ways. She reminded me of that promise some weeks ago even though we aren't dating again and I laughed

I told her I was a broke guy, whilst I was not.

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Mazzatov: 6:21pm On Dec 18, 2025

She saw pic of my sneaky link on my phone not just one but like 5, had to scope her thag she’s my cousin from my maternal side, and actually the girl really look a lot like my mom junior sis, she could pass as her kid so much 😂

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Akalia(m): 6:41pm On Dec 18, 2025

Women love pleasant lies. That's my take on this subject. Thank you for having my opinion.

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Tobaola: 6:41pm On Dec 18, 2025

KingDashx:
I will buy you a helicopter, just open things first.
😂😂😂

Younger me was a menace.

i get prayer today no come my area

Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Tobaola: 6:42pm On Dec 18, 2025

I get prayer today no come my area

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by obembet(f): 6:55pm On Dec 18, 2025

When u grow up with big brother...no man can deceive you.

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Mineisgrace(f): 7:31pm On Dec 18, 2025

See men with Doings

Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by MightySparrow: 7:48pm On Dec 18, 2025

Nonsense, no woman can make me lie.

I am a man of principle. I don't womanize, double - date. If you are not making sense, I simply dump you and move on.

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Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Okechinwadike: 8:47pm On Dec 18, 2025

Too many lie Muhammed sons grand sons and siblings de here wella

Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by rtdCivilservant: 9:03pm On Dec 18, 2025

Kukutente23:
This na normal lie na
Talk something else abeg
The topic says biggest lie

Shey my biggest and ur biggest na the same? Na the biggest lie wey me don tell any girl be that and u de follow me argue, shey me and u na the same.

Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by MikeofKd(m): 9:32pm On Dec 18, 2025

I told her I wasn't gonna break her heart
I ended not only breaking her heart I damaged her mental health too.
It was brutal , I no sure say that girl for ever gree love men again sha.

Well that was when I was still in the world , I'm a prophet of God now. Hallelujah

Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by 2RightHands1Coc(m): 9:35pm On Dec 18, 2025

I told her I was rich, but now I'm truly rich

Bake it till You Cake it grin

Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by kpankpangolo: 11:32pm On Dec 18, 2025

“I am happy with what I have right now.”

Goddamn, I lied. I was rotting away in the friend zone. Lying to myself was the worst thing I could do. I tried to break out two times. I would’ve tried a third time until my sister told me to “cut that stupid b*tch off!”

Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by seanery: 2:00am On Dec 19, 2025

suratulai89:
No man can lie to me

For any online verification please check my profile

YOUR FATHER LIED TO YOUR MOTHER.

Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Silentgroper(m): 7:09am On Dec 19, 2025

Sccarrr:
Hmmn...I loose guard and she caught me red handed,saw chats and even dirty pictures.... I said the babe seduced me

lol ..

This brings back of when my cousin dey make similar to him babe after being caught red handed ..

Werey say na the babe dey chase am and seduce am ..

I just dey one corner wan burst laugh as I hear that statement..

Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by njelrapheal: 7:28am On Dec 19, 2025

doncartel:
I told her that I’ve been on Chelsea bench for almost a year now, and that I don’t know when the coach is planning to play me. That I may vex and move to Man U if care is not taken.

this may not be a lie

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