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Why Jesus Never Married ! by Testiebobo(op): 5:03pm On Jan 18
"Ever wonder why Jesus never married? The Bible doesn't say 'He stayed single because…' but the reasons fit His mission perfectly.

First, His entire life was laser-focused on saving humanity—teaching, healing, dying on the cross. Marriage would’ve divided His attention and left a widow or kids behind after His death.

Second, He called the Church His Bride—the eternal, spiritual marriage to all believers. An earthly wife would’ve confused that picture.

Third, like Paul later taught, singleness lets you serve God without distraction (1 Cor 7). Jesus lived that fully—for the Kingdom.

Bottom line: He didn’t need marriage. He came to marry humanity to God forever.

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https://youtube.com/shorts/LDmf2RSO12c?feature=share
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by Omoawoke(m): 5:11pm On Jan 18
Have you ever thought that he could possibly be gay?

He surrounded himself with 12 men

He told the thief beside him on the cross that he would be with him in paradise tonight!

Judas even kissed him

He massaged the feet of his 12 men disciples

He loved Lazarus… (his possible gay partner )


Jesus, should we call you mista? Why are you gay?
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by 2RightHands1Coc(m): 10:08am On Jan 19
You can hide under a moniker to write this , if someone writes this about your prophet M.ohammed,heads will roll. I Cur.se you whoever and whatever you maybe .you will never live a f.ulfilled life .Amen
Omoawoke:
Have you ever thought that he could possibly be gay?

He surrounded himself with 12 men

He told the thief beside him on the cross that he would be with him in paradise tonight!

Judas even kissed him

He massaged the feet of his 12 men disciples

He loved Lazarus… (his possible gay partner )


Jesus, should we call you mista? Why are you gay?
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by Omoawoke(m): 4:58pm On Jan 19
2RightHands1Coc:
You can hide under a moniker to write this , if someone writes this about your prophet M.ohammed,heads will roll. I Cur.se you whoever and whatever you maybe .you will never live a f.ulfilled life .Amen
I didn’t attack you, I never insulted you nor cursed you, the quarrel is between me and the Jewish god, jesus…

But with your own hands, you came and look for trouble….


I don’t do church, I don’t do mosque… but you will learn the hard way not to mess with the wrong energies in this life and the life next after…
You will learn!

Whoever you are hiding under that moniker, you will learn the very hard way …. You know nothing…
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by 2RightHands1Coc(m): 5:02pm On Jan 19
Full,Cross my Path and perish. Vegetable
Omoawoke:
I didn’t attack you, I never insulted you nor cursed you, the quarrel is between me and the Jewish god, jesus…

But with your own hands, you came and look for trouble….


I don’t do church, I don’t do mosque… but you will learn the hard way not to mess with the wrong energies in this life and the life next after…
You will learn!

Whoever you are hiding under that moniker, you will learn the very hard way …. You know nothing…
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by Omoawoke(m): 5:11pm On Jan 19
2RightHands1Coc:
Full,Cross my Path and perish. Vegetable
You will learn…

In this life, I’ve never ever attacked anyone first or throw curses without a direct confrontation…. And yet, no force has ever confronted me and succeeded, and the energy is never wasted, it always bounces back to the sender and destroy them beyond what they intended for me…
Even your pastors will warn you not to look for trouble there’s a reason they tell you to leave what belongs to Caesar to Caesar…to leave the battle of the gods for the gods and don’t interfere… when you cry to go meet your pastor, they will ask you why you send you and did Jesus send you to fight for him?
You behind that moniker, you will learn!
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by 2RightHands1Coc(m): 5:25pm On Jan 19
Go and sit down small Boy, Dig your grave first before making any move. Remember this moment anytime numerous misfortunes hit you this year. Remember this moniker, remember your post, remember this hour. You are doomed already
Omoawoke:
You will learn…

In this life, I’ve never ever attacked anyone first or throw curses without a direct confrontation…. And yet, no force has ever confronted me and succeeded, and the energy is never wasted, it always bounces back to the sender and destroy them beyond what they intended for me…
Even your pastors will warn you not to look for trouble there’s a reason they tell you to leave what belongs to Caesar to Caesar…to leave the battle of the gods for the gods and don’t interfere… when you cry to go meet your pastor, they will ask you why you send you and did Jesus send you to fight for him?
You behind that moniker, you will learn!
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by Helpout12345: 11:08pm On Jan 19
Only married or previously married men know why God didn't make himself a woman and why Jesus never had a romantic girlfriend or a wife.

God and Jesus know that gender more than men.
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by dederocs(m): 6:44am On Jan 20
Omoawoke:
Have you ever thought that he could possibly be gay?

He surrounded himself with 12 men

He told the thief beside him on the cross that he would be with him in paradise tonight!

Judas even kissed him

He massaged the feet of his 12 men disciples

He loved Lazarus… (his possible gay partner )


Jesus, should we call you mista? Why are you gay?
See your childish myopic thinking...the holy book clearly said they are his disciples or you too dumb to know what disciples mean?

Just like a Reverend father with his man servants or a lieutenant with his boys, so you classify all gatherings of men as gay?

Nairaland needs an IQ test and a bot to delete senseless post.
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by Omoawoke(m): 3:23pm On Jan 20
dederocs:
See your childish myopic thinking...the holy book clearly said they are his disciples or you too dumb to know what disciples mean?

Just like a Reverend father with his man servants or a lieutenant with his boys, so you classify all gatherings of men as gay?

Nairaland needs an IQ test and a bot to delete senseless post.
We can’t all have the same opinion,

And I have a right to question things even if you don’t like it…

Don’t you think so?
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by Steep(m): 9:27pm On Jan 20
Omoawoke:
Have you ever thought that he could possibly be gay?

He surrounded himself with 12 men

He told the thief beside him on the cross that he would be with him in paradise tonight!

Judas even kissed him

He massaged the feet of his 12 men disciples

He loved Lazarus… (his possible gay partner )


Jesus, should we call you mista? Why are you gay?
Christianity is marching on and spreading and nothing your dead gods and energies or whatever stupid name you call them can do to stop it.
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by Steep(m): 9:34pm On Jan 20
Omoawoke:
I didn’t attack you, I never insulted you nor cursed you, the quarrel is between me and the Jewish god, jesus…

But with your own hands, you came and look for trouble….


I don’t do church, I don’t do mosque… but you will learn the hard way not to mess with the wrong energies in this life and the life next after…
You will learn!

Whoever you are hiding under that moniker, you will learn the very hard way …. You know nothing…
See ignorant man. Are you more powerful than your dead and useless gods and goddess that couldn't stop Christianity?
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by Omoawoke(m): 9:38pm On Jan 20
Steep:
Christianity is marching on and spreading and nothing your dead gods and energies or whatever stupid name you call them can do to stop it.
I think Christianity is only marching on your illusions

Let’s be honest, theres no power in the name Jesus… it’s the biggest lie we ever told ourselves .

What has the name Jesus ever done? Except for scamming…

Or do you think this is Nollywood where you will shout Jesus and I will begin to shout and scream and roll on the floor and thunder will strike grin
That only happens in movies and church (stage acting )


Jesus is dead and gone to his grave…
Ohh haaa gone to his grave…

Jesus power powerless power…. Ooohh haaa powerless power!

I pour Jesus pregannt woman spit…. grin

He’s powerless and can’t do no nothing ..

If e sure for you, call Jesus from now till tomorrow to save you, nothing will happen…
It’s so sad that Nigerians fall for this scam, and you see Boko haram enter church and shoot innocent people calling that powerless name…

If dem point gun to you and you begin they shout Jesus, abeg oo… dem go don blow off your head before you realize say no be Nollywood you dey watch
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by Omoawoke(m): 9:41pm On Jan 20
Steep:
See ignorant man. Are you more powerful than your dead and useless gods and goddess that couldn't stop Christianity?
Has Christianity stopped Boko haram ? grin

Jesus is powerless, if dem nak you better power, you go turn dust within 2 seconds..
If you like shout Jesus, you go think say na Nollywood you Dey watch

Anyway let me warn you, better stay in your lane… let Jesus fight for himself, make you no go carry wetin pass your power
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by Dtruthspeaker: 7:07am On Jan 22
Omoawoke:
Have you ever thought that he could possibly be gay?

Jesus, should we call you mista? Why are you gay?
See, how twisted you are?
You asked to "consider possibly ". Meaning even you found nothing to consider but you just want to plant evil.

Then you moved from there to call Him gay when there was even nothing to consider.. in the Name of Jesus good things will never go your way only tears and mournings shall follo both before and after you
Re: Why Jesus Never Married ! by TheFarmer1: 5:14pm On May 08
Omoawoke:
Have you ever thought that he could possibly be gay?

He surrounded himself with 12 men

He told the thief beside him on the cross that he would be with him in paradise tonight!

Judas even kissed him

He massaged the feet of his 12 men disciples

He loved Lazarus… (his possible gay partner )


Jesus, should we call you mista? Why are you gay?
Just dey yarn rubbish. Smh
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