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I met this girl, Emmanuella on Facebook. Facebook had suggested her profile to me, saw what I like, then sent her a friend request which she accepted. Few days later, I slide to her DM. The below is the receipt of our chats which took place this previous Saturday👇🏻:

Me: I don’t usually slide into DMs but I’d regret not saying hello to someone with this kind of energy. Hi Emmanuella… Now, I’m curious about the woman behind this profile with a bright smile😉

Emmanuella: Good morning

Me: Good afternoon from this side… How is Emmanuella doing this afternoon?

Emma: I'm good and you

Me: I’m great, pressing my phone to catch the latest gist or should I say distraction in town… By the way, what are you up to at the moment?

Emma: Just indoors… It's weekend

Me: I like that, simple and peaceful. You strike me as someone who values peace over unnecessary drama… Since it’s weekend and you’re indoors, let me be your gentle distraction for a few minutes

Emma: Lol why say so… Lol

Me: Because I enjoy moments that feel natural and I have a feeling you will be an interesting distraction, not a boring one😉

Emma: Hmm

Me: Still figuring out?

Emma: Yes… U r funny

Me: Time they say is short. We can make best use of this moment

Emma: Hmm… Please can u do 500 sub for me

Me: 500 subscription?😅 Wow, bold move asking that so early 😎 I like confidence but I also like people who earn it. Let’s enjoy getting to know each other first…

(Story story ooo, story! Story time of a broken record😂😂😂👇🏻)

Emma: My data almost off… I paid for a rent… I'm broke… But it's okay if u cant do it… Nevermind

(As if I’m her father ooo, person wey I give privilege to chat with because say she get big front thing come Dey bill me, what an audacity😂)

Me: I understand your circumstances… So this rent you paid, it means you stay alone… From your pics, I’m thinking you’re still observing NYSC or done with it. Am I close?

Emma: Sorry we can chat next time I don't have much data

(Emma don vex say I no be innocent man she can trap😂)

Me: Understood. I’ll be here when you’re ready

(Emma don knack me blocking on Facebook)

🤣🤣🤣

E get one like that wey still dey bill me 15600 like that, she wan use am repair her second phone. She talk say na me be her last hope. Her name na Anita. I don give am false hope say by tomorrow (which is today) till Saturday, she go see am. On Saturday, she go chop better breakfast. Na so I dey do for these almajiris on wig, I no dey say money no dey, I dey always give them hope come chop their eyes later😂 The mumu girl call yesterday reminding me if I didn’t forget her, lol. What an entitlement mentality. You met someone online, and all what comes to your mind is how to bill them. If only I could have half of this effrontery, maybe, just maybe. Let me swallow my breath. Make I spend my kobo on a random woman? shishi, dem no go see. I no be Debo Macaroni (Daddy Wa). I spend my money on meaningful things.

By the way, see someone’s wife picture below. I hear say her husband na content creator. Sissy men we have nowadays sha.

First of all, when a lady writes you short messages, respond with short message. I don't reciprocate writing long messages in reply to short messages.

If you are texting with a girl and she responds casually with short messages that's a red flag.

OKOATA:
First of all, when a lady writes you short messages, respond with short message. I don't reciprocate writing long messages in reply to short messages.

If you are texting with a girl and she responds casually with short messages that's a red flag.

Thank you jare!!! Nine tubers of yam for you.
Baba just dey shalaye. Dey write poetry and essay.

Watch people's energy and gauge their level before trying to be a failed Williams Shakespeare.

Na ignorance and low self esteem dey make most men no too get sense. Even if you are still struggling and yet to find your feet, know your worth____understand that you are a man, understand that you call the shots.
She's not doing you any favour, if she agrees, you will still be the one spending your money. So why should a woman whine you?

Na that lady Dey beg for #500 sub😂😂😂 But that’s usually how it goes—it starts small, then before you know it, she’s giving you fake love just to set up the next "billing." It’s an easy cycle to get stuck in. I hardly ever reach out to girls on social media anymore because I already know how the story ends. Sometimes I’ll message someone just to see if I’ve still "got it," but for the most part, I’ve just lost interest.

Stephen0mozzy:
Thank you jare!!! Nine tubers of yam for you.
Baba just dey shalaye. Dey write poetry and essay.

Watch people's energy and gauge their level before trying to be a failed Williams Shakespeare.

😂😂😂😂. Funny but educative👍

First of, she is putting in low energy in the chat.Her replies are short, which is a turn off for me
Secondly, you don't need to tell it to her face that, she is asking you for data being the first time you met her.You can actually give her false hope only to disappoint her later or don't reply to the messages at all
The fact that she blocked you first is what I don't like.You should be the one blocking her

The way she take jump from conversation to billing in few steps suggest with a little money, you can be sliding in her real DM

Nigerian women are a huge waste of time. Chat with oyibos and see the world of difference.

I believe it's a waste of time to text naija girls online cos 99% of them are materialistic and just waiting for the highest bidder(simple man)

Sure say no be one broke guy dey run that account?

From this chat, I can bet my next month's salary that the OP is in his mid 20s and probably a student who still collects monthly allowance from home.

Which kind immature chatting be that one nau?

The lady in question didn't bill him because she needed it, she billed him to tell the NOVELIST to go suck a fart. He obviously bored her to death.

If a guy is chatting a lady and she's giving him monosyllabic answer, it's a sign of her lack of interest in him. If she wants to shut him up patapata, she will bill him. If he falls mugu, she collects and keeps collecting. If he doesn't fall mugu, he bounces off by himself. Either way, it's a win-win for the lady.

#Picks_tooth

SpencerForbes:
Na that lady Dey beg for #500 sub😂😂😂 But that’s usually how it goes—it starts small, then before you know it, she’s giving you fake love just to set up the next "billing." It’s an easy cycle to get stuck in. I hardly ever reach out to girls on social media anymore because I already know how the story ends. Sometimes I’ll message someone just to see if I’ve still "got it," but for the most part, I’ve just lost interest.

I just had this exact experience recently, Nigerian girls are bottom of the barrel.

I like people like you who get exactly what they go out looking for and then start acting shocked that you got what you went looking for.
If this conversation happened, we would have seen screenshots sha, but still, service you right! I hope it happens to you for real every time you go poking your fingers inside tortoise anus 😂

Wtf did I just read
What kind of disgusting conversation is that?

OKOATA:
First of all, when a lady writes you short messages, respond with short message. I don't reciprocate writing long messages in reply to short messages.

If you are texting with a girl and she responds casually with short messages that's a red flag.

You’re definitely right. Let’s say I was just bored using her to catch cruise and past time.

Kingosytex:
Na ignorance and low self esteem dey make most men no too get sense. Even if you are still struggling and yet to find your feet, know your worth____understand that you are a man, understand that you call the shots.
She's not doing you any favour, if she agrees, you will still be the one spending your money. So why should a woman whine you?

I don’t get, what do you mean?

SpencerForbes:
Na that lady Dey beg for #500 sub😂😂😂 But that’s usually how it goes—it starts small, then before you know it, she’s giving you fake love just to set up the next "billing." It’s an easy cycle to get stuck in. I hardly ever reach out to girls on social media anymore because I already know how the story ends. Sometimes I’ll message someone just to see if I’ve still "got it," but for the most part, I’ve just lost interest.

That’s it. Once a man start spending for a lady, he keeps on doing that before it’s too late. By the way, you can’t shy away from talking to ladies online. It depends on the situation. This one, I was just bored and decided to hit her up when I saw her Facebook stories.

Stephen0mozzy:
Thank you jare!!! Nine tubers of yam for you.
Baba just dey shalaye. Dey write poetry and essay.

Watch people's energy and gauge their level before trying to be a failed Williams Shakespeare.

When e reach your turn, write one word and two words as per se you sabi game too. We know your type. Na your type dey spend for woman after running mouth like tap water. I have people like you as friends when I dey for school back then.

Solofresh2:
First of, she is putting in low energy in the chat.Her replies are short, which is a turn off for me
Secondly, you don't need to tell it to her face that, she is asking you for data being the first time you met her.You can actually give her false hope only to disappoint her later or don't reply to the messages at all
The fact that she blocked you first is what I don't like.You should be the one blocking her

I get you. Yet but not everyone can use your approach. And most time, I chat all these coded OS depending on my mood. And why don’t you like the fact that she block me. It’s her loss, not mine. Sharing the whole receipt of the conversation is for people to have a good laugh. I owe no woman any favour except she is a friend who has done something for me too.

Hypnotise:
The way she take jump from conversation to billing in few steps suggest with a little money, you can be sliding in her real DM

You can imagine the audacity. But don’t forget that the way you start with a girl is the way you will continue, and end up with her. More reason why I don’t like to start what I can’t finish except I wanna catch cruise.

meobizy:
Nigerian women are a huge waste of time. Chat with oyibos and see the world of difference.

I’m even planning of stepping up my game soon. Thanks for the reminder.

Astonmartin:
I believe it's a waste of time to text naija girls online cos 99% of them are materialistic and just waiting for the highest bidder(simple man)

You can imagine. Though I have some reasonable Nigerian girls I’ve met on Facebook and till now, we are still great friends. Even two have come to my place. Matured girls ooo. One is living in my state while the other, a far place. And there is nothing like money or whatever. They are working class girls. More reasons I keep telling guys to avoid broke, poor and lazy females. They have nothing to offer you, and they’re and ungrateful. We see their misdeeds flying around so it’s better to learn through observation and profit from other people’s experiences

thrillionaire:
Sure say no be one broke guy dey run that account?

It may be so sha. Another angle to this.

ravensckar:
From this chat, I can bet my next month's salary that the OP is in his mid 20s and probably a student who still collects monthly allowance from home.

Which kind immature chatting be that one nau?

The lady in question didn't bill him because she needed it, she billed him to tell the NOVELIST to go suck a fart. He obviously bored her to death.

If a guy is chatting a lady and she's giving him monosyllabic answer, it's a sign of her lack of interest in him. If she wants to shut him up patapata, she will bill him. If he falls mugu, she collects and keeps collecting. If he doesn't fall mugu, he bounces off by himself. Either way, it's a win-win for the lady.

#Picks_tooth

Clap for yourself Mr-know-it-all. Yes, she is giving me monosyllabic answer yet later start explaining how she pay rent, get broke and the likes.

FYI, I won’t join issues with you. I only posted that to entertain you guys. By the way, I’ll be 38 this year unmarried, and running a business, a partnership with a friend where I’m the higher shareholder with seven branches, and some professional certifications added to my name. I have a house that I own and a personal car to myself. To cut the story short, we are not in the same league. GTFO!

ReacherSaidNoth:
I just had this exact experience recently, Nigerian girls are bottom of the barrel.

I’m telling you. More reasons why I keep avoiding broke girls.

untoldtruth:
I like people like you who get exactly what they go out looking for and then start acting shocked that you got what you went looking for.
If this conversation happened, we would have seen screenshots sha, but still, service you right! I hope it happens to you for real every time you go poking your fingers inside tortoise anus 😂

😂😂
It truly happens. I was just bored at home that afternoon after coming from work until I decided to check Facebook to see the latest distraction. It was her story on Facebook that I saw that I decided to chat her up, lol😂

marlow1962:
Wtf did I just read
What kind of disgusting conversation is that?

Sorry, don’t take it to heart😂

thomas2024:
When e reach your turn, write one word and two words as per se you sabi game too. We know your type. Na your type dey spend for woman after running mouth like tap water. I have people like you as friends when I dey for school back then.

Ewoooh... You don catch me o. Chai, who go help me off the mouth o. Who go help me become stingy to a woman I love o.

Continue to dey write constitution give woman wey dey tell you "k" na.

OKOATA:
First of all, when a lady writes you short messages, respond with short message. I don't reciprocate writing long messages in reply to short messages.

If you are texting with a girl and she responds casually with short messages that's a red flag.

Even chatting with me and using abbreviation, I will stop responding to you.

Stephen0mozzy:
Ewoooh... You don catch me o. Chai, who go help me off the mouth o. Who go help me become stingy to a woman I love o.

Continue to dey write constitution give woman wey dey tell you "k" na.

When e reach your turn, dey dash money like to woman wey you meet online because you dey pluck your own money for tree bah. Na so you dey catch love for woman like a drop of hat? If she give me one word answer, is that your problem? Na your chat? Tell me you need her Facebook profile make I give you. She get big and succulent front ooo & a nice onion booty. Don’t be shy, tell me make I share am for you. This is she👇🏻

Invite her home with promise to give her the money, if she agree knack give her #2.5 with promise to complete it the next time she comes.