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Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Jerkbaba(op): 8:02pm On Feb 23
There was a girl I got into a fight with in a store about 4 days ago. I had no idea she's a very diabolical witch! And now she's after my life! She tried to kill me in my sleep but I was lucky to fight it! She's talking through my ears everytime. I don't know what to do o! Help me!
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Aleem26(m): 8:06pm On Feb 23
A lesson learnt...must u fight
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by rickpat(m): 8:07pm On Feb 23
Go to the store where you had the fight with her,,dance naked round the store 7x for 7 days,your little problem will be solved.
Don't thank me later,I'm just helping
Jerkbaba:
There was a girl I got into a fight with in a store about 4 days ago. I had no idea she's a very diabolical witch! And now she's after my life! She tried to kill me in my sleep but I was lucky to fight it! She's talking through my ears everytime. I don't know what to do o! Help me!
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Davinity: 8:09pm On Feb 23
That's a symptom of psychosis
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by ayoncox: 8:13pm On Feb 23
Jerkbaba:
There was a girl I got into a fight with in a store about 4 days ago. I had no idea she's a very diabolical witch! And now she's after my life! She tried to kill me in my sleep but I was lucky to fight it! She's talking through my ears everytime. I don't know what to do o! Help me!
say this word, I rebuke you in Jesus name
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by AlphaMale666: 8:14pm On Feb 23
Experienced something similar! These women of today are deadly fetish! Go to a herbalist and explain your plight!
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by RealityKings1: 8:20pm On Feb 23
In things Fall apart, it says

"Eneke the bird says that since men have learned to shoot without missing, he has learned to fly without perching"

You are a man, you'll get the message
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Cerebellum: 8:48pm On Feb 23
Jerkbaba:
There was a girl I got into a fight with in a store about 4 days ago. I had no idea she's a very diabolical witch! And now she's after my life! She tried to kill me in my sleep but I was lucky to fight it! She's talking through my ears everytime. I don't know what to do o! Help me!
Aye ê ti paregrin

Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by hoygift(m): 8:59pm On Feb 23
Suffer not the witch to die... Your first mistake be say you go accept defeat - fear kills faster than stray bullet. Hold this affirmation tight and say it ten times each day ' I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me' if she ever comes close again block me.
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Nobody: 7:14am On Feb 24
You’re just afraid, that’s all. Or maybe she just looks like someone who could pass a Nollywood audition for a witchcraft role.

If the situation is really that bad and you’ve reached a dead end trying to find her, maybe you should just visit a spiritualist. Since you can’t find her physically, try the other side. 🚶‍♂️😂
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by martinskelly(m): 8:24am On Feb 24
rickpat:
Go to the store where you had the fight with her,,dance naked round the store 7x for 7 days,your little problem will be solved.
Don't thank me later,I'm just helping
Guy you wuked o wink
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Meteng: 2:28pm On Feb 24
Find way knack am. All that nonsense go stop one time
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by MyExpression(m): 6:19pm On Feb 24
SpencerForbes:
You’re just afraid, that’s all. Or maybe she just looks like someone who could pass a Nollywood audition for a witchcraft role.

If the situation is really that bad and you’ve reached a dead end trying to find her, maybe you should just visit a spiritualist. Since you can’t find her physically, try the other side. 🚶‍♂️😂
Is talking to God in quiet prayer session not spiritual enough?
Why visit persons and give room for the unknown to creep in.

Match her spiritual for spiritual.
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Nobody: 6:27pm On Feb 24
MyExpression:
Is talking to God in quiet prayer session not spiritual enough?
Why visit persons and give room for the unknown to creep in.

Match her spiritual for spiritual.
Not everyone has that kind of spiritual capacity. Even the Bible mentions the difference between "milk" and "solid meat," acknowledging that there is food for beginners and food for the mature.

If the OP has been disconnected for a long time and suddenly starts "chanting fire," his first instinct will likely be guilt, followed by doubt, and he’ll lose steam. This is why having a grounded mentor or partner is vital, though I completely understand the point you're making.

In the spirit realm, if op hasn’t been consistent, then she has an edge and just a small sin could escalate the matter.
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Premiumbuy(m): 7:56pm On Feb 24
SpencerForbes:
Not everyone has that kind of spiritual capacity. Even the Bible mentions the difference between "milk" and "solid meat," acknowledging that there is food for beginners and food for the mature.

If the OP has been disconnected for a long time and suddenly starts "chanting fire," his first instinct will likely be guilt, followed by doubt, and he’ll lose steam. This is why having a grounded mentor or partner is vital, though I completely understand the point you're making.

In the spirit realm, if op hasn’t been consistent, then she has an edge and just a small sin could escalate the matter.
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Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by AyobamiOluwole:
SpencerForbes:
Not everyone has that kind of spiritual capacity. Even the Bible mentions the difference between "milk" and "solid meat," acknowledging that there is food for beginners and food for the mature.

If the OP has been disconnected for a long time and suddenly starts "chanting fire," his first instinct will likely be guilt, followed by doubt, and he’ll lose steam. This is why having a grounded mentor or partner is vital, though I completely understand the point you're making.

In the spirit realm, if op hasn’t been consistent, then she has an edge and just a small sin could escalate the matter.
Brainwashing has done more harm than Good.

@myexpression
don’t mind this guy. He is one of those church members that has been brainwashed to believe that their pastors or leaders have the supernatural abilities to call on the Almighty for them. Gone are those days. They are those ones who attend church every Sunday because their leaders will tell them what they want to hear.

The Almighty is omnipresent, he is everywhere. Go to him with a broken and a contrite spirit, he will hear you. He even when ahead to tell you that you can pray to him in your closet while your doors and windows are locked, he will hear you and answer you in secret. When Jesus dies on the cross, the cloth that usually divides the temple from the priest and the members was torn into 2, signifying that the lord is now everywhere and that you can now contact him from anywhere and not through the priest.

If you indeed go to the Almighty with your heavy heart he will never fail you. Just believe. Da^***n this sheeples.
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Nobody: 8:06pm On Feb 24
AyobamiOluwole:
Brainwashing has done more harm than Good.

@myexpression
don’t mind this guy. He is one of those church members that has been brainwashed to believe that their pastors or leaders have the supernatural abilities to call on the Almighty for them. Gone are those days. They are those ones who attend church every Sunday because their leaders will tell them what they want to hear.

The Almighty is omnipresent, he is everywhere. Go to him with a broken and a contrite spirit, he will hear you. He even when ahead to tell you that you can pray to him in your closet while your doors and windows are locked, he will hear you and answer you in secret. When Jesus dies on the cross, the cloth that usually divides the temple from the priest and the members was torn into 2, signifying that the lord is now everywhere and that you can now contact him from anywhere.

If you indeed go to the Almighty with your heavy heart he will never fail you. Just believe. Da^***n this sheeples.
Guy, stop deceiving yourself; self-deceit is the worst. You think the spiritual realm is a joke? There are levels to this thing. Even the Bible talks about the Armor because it’s a constant war.

Look at the occultists—they stay fortified 24/7. You don't just wake up and "attack" people who spend their months "cooking" themselves spiritually. Even the traditionalists know they must see their babalawos for maintenance. That lady is fortified, and only a higher fire can move her.

You’re here talking, but have you never fallen asleep during prayers? Even the Apostles failed that test! If you’re not loaded, she’ll just cloud your mind until you forget your mission. The man needs a real spiritualist, period. There’s a hierarchy over there—don't be fooled by physical age. A "baby" can be a 250-year-old entity in the spirit. Imagine the experience she’s packing? This is why marine spirits finish pastors easily. Abeg, una funny die!
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Nobody: 8:07pm On Feb 24
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Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by AyobamiOluwole: 8:22pm On Feb 24
SpencerForbes:
Guy, stop deceiving yourself; self-deceit is the worst. You think the spiritual realm is a joke? There are levels to this thing. Even the Bible talks about the Armor because it’s a constant war.

Look at the occultists—they stay fortified 24/7. You don't just wake up and "attack" people who spend their months "cooking" themselves spiritually. Even the traditionalists know they must see their babalawos for maintenance. That lady is fortified, and only a higher fire can move her.

You’re here talking, but have you never fallen asleep during prayers? Even the Apostles failed that test! If you’re not loaded, she’ll just cloud your mind until you forget your mission. The man needs a real spiritualist, period. There’s a hierarchy over there—don't be fooled by physical age. A "baby" can be a 250-year-old entity in the spirit. Imagine the experience she’s packing? This is why marine spirits finish pastors easily. Abeg, una funny die!
You are talking tra****sh.

Even the worst of sinners, God came through for them at the moment of need, and delivered them from their enemies.

Stop scamming people with your “go and see your spiritualist/pastor” bla bla bla. It’s of the devil to do so. Devil needs a medium for you to seek him, but God is not like that.
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Nobody: 8:25pm On Feb 24
AyobamiOluwole:
You are talking tra****sh.

Even the worst of sinners, God came through for them at the moment of need, and delivered them from their enemies.

Stop scamming people with your “go and see your spiritualist/pastor” bla bla bla. It’s of the devil to do so. Devil needs a medium for you to seek him, but God is not like that.
Your matter is beyond pastor. Abeg mention the sinners let’s start? Which religion do you practice, because I’m a combination of 4. Make I clear you.
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by AyobamiOluwole: 8:33pm On Feb 24
SpencerForbes:
Your matter is beyond pastor. Abeg mention the sinners let’s start? Which religion do you practice, because I’m a combination of 4. Make I clear you.
Several Bible figures such as King David, Samson, Jonah, and King Manasseh all sinned at times yet still cried out to God in moments of danger or distress and were delivered or shown mercy.
The Lord’s Prayer even told us how to pray. He never mentioned that we should visit one st*****pid balawo or spiritualist.

This is the last time I’m replying you.

And to anyone else who probable search your name on Nairaland:

SpencerForbes , SpencerForbes , Stay away from SpencerForbes. He is an agent who doesn’t believe that the Almighty God can save his children. And that the children must run to a Babalawo for deliverance or safety
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Nobody: 8:34pm On Feb 24
AyobamiOluwole:
Several Bible figures such as King David, Samson, Jonah, and King Manasseh all sinned at times yet still cried out to God in moments of danger or distress and were delivered or shown mercy.
The Lord’s Prayer even told us how to pray. He never mentioned that we should visit one st*****pid balawo or spiritualist.

This is the last time I’m replying you.

And to anyone else who probable search your name on Nairaland:

SpencerForbes , SpencerForbes , Stay away from SpencerForbes. He is an agent who doesn’t believe that the Almighty God can save his children. And that the children must run to a Babalawo for deliverance or safety
Make I still clear you. Read your Bible or Quran—of all the people possessed by demons, none of them stayed in their houses to get healing. They had to go out and meet people with higher grace. Even the Apostles were sought out; or do you think those seeking them were "dumb" for not just staying home to pray?

You need to understand that witchcraft is similar to being possessed. You can be forgiven for your sins in the secret of your room, but when it comes to deliverance from spirits, you must see someone higher. Check the Old and New Testaments; the pattern is there.

Stop blowing tantrums like a baby.
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Nobody:
AyobamiOluwole:
Several Bible figures such as King David, Samson, Jonah, and King Manasseh all sinned at times yet still cried out to God in moments of danger or distress and were delivered or shown mercy.
The Lord’s Prayer even told us how to pray. He never mentioned that we should visit one st*****pid balawo or spiritualist.

This is the last time I’m replying you.

And to anyone else who probable search your name on Nairaland:

SpencerForbes , SpencerForbes , Stay away from SpencerForbes. He is an agent who doesn’t believe that the Almighty God can save his children. And that the children must run to a Babalawo for deliverance or safety
So, as old as you are, you really don’t know that there are different levels to prayer? You’re actually here comparing "forgiveness of sin" to being "possessed by demons"?

Repentance, deliverance, thanksgiving, supplication and intercession, you don’t know they are prayed differently? Or you think you can pray deliverance prayer like thanksgiving 😂 Satan go use you chop Akpu.

Omo, you truly muzz me with this your logic.
Re: Help! A Witch Is After My Life! by Nobody: 8:39pm On Feb 24
Omo, there are truly some people I’m not suppose to be replying on this forum🤦‍♂️
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