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Don't worry my guy, you go dey alright last last.....jumia babes are recycle Nigerian OS den dey repackage for you guys...don't stand on second hand my bro, you deserve clean babe without any liability unlike those Nigerians babes with cartons and bundles of liability hangover...😂😂😂😂

SpencerForbes:
See as una just dey hide update for your pocket! So while I’ve been out here camping on Jumia, you people are already enjoying 'direct entry' babes from Alibaba?

Boss, abeg find one second-hand Alibaba babe for us way be upcoming hustlers. I’ll be grateful! This Black Friday is only giving me black heartbreaks because they are only giving me entitled Nigerian babes

What a miserable human being.

Kaido:
A time will come when you realise that women can never cure your loneliness.

What will cure it?

SpencerForbes:
Make person no go carry wife way go break my tiny heart.

We all know say Temu no dey ever give person original spec. Imagine saying I order 6ft model wife, only for them to ship one 4ft portable 'pocket-size' dwarf give me. Abeg, I go just stick to the ones I see for my backyard. I no fit shout before Temu will give me what I ordered vs what I got.

If you no read specs, temu fit send you prototype of the original babe you order.

My guy been order for Beyonce dat year and the price tag na $50, my guy no read spec before him rush order am and na so temu ship beyonce doll give am.
Till today ma guy still dey cry.

Travel to Togo or Benin Republic and get a woman or wife. Your rest of mind is assured.

Travel to Togo or Benin Republic and get a woman or wife. Your rest of mind is assured.
Just the solution.

Mathewrichard99:
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Don't worry my guy, you go dey alright last last.....jumia babes are recycle Nigerian OS den dey repackage for you guys...don't stand on second hand my bro, you deserve clean babe without any liability unlike those Nigerians babes...😂😂😂😂

Omo, Jumia needs to be called to order because their 'What I Ordered vs. What I Got' is getting out of hand!

Some people will place an order for a wife and they’ll deliver the direct opposite. The funniest (and craziest) part? The father will still be forming 'Senior Advocate' insisting guys pays full price for high mileage!

Then he’ll later find out the 'product' was already UK-used by like four different people before it even got to him. Abeg, I’m moving my patronage to Alibaba sharp-sharp. Bye bye to Jumia and their refurbished specs!

bobogogo:
If you no read specs, temu fit send you prototype of the original babe you order.

My guy been order for Beyonce dat year and the price tag na $50, my guy no read spec before him rush order am and na so temu ship beyonce doll give am.
Till today ma guy still dey cry.

I’m genuinely terrified of Temu o 😂! It seems all they know how to do is waybill refurbished goods to people.

We all need to migrate to eBay, Amazon, and Alibaba. Once their market starts lacking buyers and hunger sets in, they’ll definitely wise up.

If patronage drops, they’ll have no choice but to slash their prices and finally improve the quality of their 'specs.' We can't keep paying for brand new and receiving 'fairly used'! 😂

marlow1962:
Like the person above me said, but my own na 'no marry cus of desperation o" you go regret.
True loves comes easy, when you meet your wife, you go know.

In your quest for a wife, never allow desperation make you
-settle for a lady from 30+ age
-settle for a single mother
-settle for a lady with the "only me" mentality

Finding a wife nowadays is hard, but finding a mother is harder.

What's wrong with the ladies from 30+? I'm curious

SpencerForbes:
I’m genuinely terrified of Temu o 😂! It seems all they know how to do is waybill refurbished goods to people.

We all need to migrate to eBay, Amazon, and Alibaba. Once their market starts lacking buyers and hunger sets in, they’ll definitely wise up.

If patronage drops, they’ll have no choice but to slash their prices and finally improve the quality of their 'specs.' We can't keep paying for brand new and receiving 'fairly used'! 😂

We cant keep paying for brand new wife and receiving fairly used wife.

Op got to be careful out there.

JuanDeDios:
This may sound funny, but it works.

Sure

Earthstorms:
Tell your pastor that you need a wife. He will arrange sister Mercy for you sharply. You might regret it if you go along this line.

By the way why are you looking for a wife when you can not even build a simple relationship. I think you should work on yourself first.

Build a relationship with someone you want and wants you in return, do not use your material things as baits to get a girl, as you have seen, there is always another man that has more material things than you have and can out compete you in that department.

You have to choose from the available women. Choose the bad aspects that you can live with and pick one girl from that lot.

hmm na them ...🙄

Op .. u first need a relationship before going into marriage ....u can either get a broke one clean it up n mk it urs

MONEY247:
God has been protecting you for a reason...
When the time comes... You will know

His mothers prayer is working .... Doesn't understand that women no dey finish they would be always be one for you and that one would soon come ....The ones you desire today would loose taste. Tomorrow dis I noticed about women

ayoncox:
Yoruba calls it Oja Okunkun, meanwhile dark market, Na you go take touch light go the market , and keep searching until you get what you want. Meanwhile that doesn't mean what you get will be 100% perfect, Na manage you go manage am.
Also take note that ladies are typically hypergamous and For GEN Z they are woke, even Deeper Life girls don tear eyes
Na you go up your game

I can imagine!

The day girls for Deeper Life, Mountain of Life and the Lord's Chosen tear eyes, then it is finished! Imagine those at Christ Embassy, HOTR, CCI etc?

Ikennaford:
What do you mean, Northern girls that's loose and cheap, kaduna, nasarawa, plateU, jos,,, omo those ones bad, infections everywhere don't advice any man from east to marry from northern states, biko

Please expand on this, biko. I chatted with a Nairalander (Igbo) via Twitter and na there him wan go marry. He said our girls too like feminism

Have you tried tiwa savage?

SIRTee15:
first thing u need to realize and acknowledge is women are hypergamous in nature. women at the same status as yourself will desire a man above your level. women above your status - financial or career or accomplishment wise will not want u bocs u are beneath them.
women below your status will naturally gravitate towards u by default. That how the dating game works.

I remembered when I stated that women's hypergamy is one of the major reasons men work hard to make money, dem nearly chew me raw for this forum.

Now, do u have the time, resources and energy to prove yourself to women above your economic and social status that u will make a good husband and they wont regret picking u?
do u have the what it takes to compete with other men for women at the same level as your socio-economic status and make them look your direction or u just go for the easy pick- ones below u?

what u need to ask yourself is what do I want in a woman I want to marry? do u want a well domesticated lady or a beautifully endowed woman or goal/career oriented woman or u looking for a woman that will give u peace of mind. what about personality- whats your preference? Lively, feminine or quiet type or u want a serious lady as wife/ do u want a socialite as a wife or more of family oriented wife.
are u looking into 50-50 wife or u prefer absolute submission and loyalty.

Look here, at the end of it all, what count is the kind of woman u will be compatible with. forget all these high flying babes, what matter is if I marry her, will I enjoy my marriage? No need marrying a woman that will end up causing u troubles and all u do is fight all day. such negative energy drains u.

There's nothing as beautiful as an enjoyable marriage. The stability and happiness it brings is unmatched. A woman that will give u that should be your preference.

Good post!

bobogogo:
If you no read specs, temu fit send you prototype of the original babe you order.

My guy been order for Beyonce dat year and the price tag na $50, my guy no read spec before him rush order am and na so temu ship beyonce doll give am.
Till today ma guy still dey cry.

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masterfactor:
Dude, I stayed in the East for good 5 years, I can tell you what you wrote up there is what your ladies over there are known for, do we want to talk about how they look beautiful physically, but when you go down there, what you see is enough to make you tremble. I would have say it the way it is but because of been ban. I rest my case.

Suffice to say, many Nigerians aren't that clean. Constant heat without adequate bathing worsens things. Imagine living in Enugu where water is rationed?!

blesdman:
If u have a job, go for a nurse or a teacher. They will align to what u need in a wife. But if u go for a too much ambitious lady, u fit cry tire

I don't need a prophet or babalawo to tell me you got pride, it's obvious these girls have sensed it that's why they don't wanna do anything serious with you.


There are still few good girls out there who are ready to settle down with the right person, work on yourself.

Must you get married? If yes, look for a girl in your neighborhood and get her pregnant. Boom, you have a wife. You’re looking for a perfect lady and you’re never going to see. Even those that you think met all your criteria are just pretending. Once you marry them, you will soon realize they are all the same. So, stop wasting your time looking for miss perfect.

Man, this feels like I wrote it myself.
I don’t know what to tell you.
I really don’t know.
I’ve said it somewhere already—
maybe the move is to go to the countryside, to the middle of nowhere, and find yourself a woman there.
I don’t know.

From Temun

From Temu

Drifter02:
I have a job. Earning a decent salary and my own place.

Yet all the women I keep talking to don't seem to want something to do with me.

I'm not being pathetic. That's how it is actually. There's always some other guy that outspends and competes for their attention.

The other ones I see are soo downright immature. Just babies masquerading as women, girls that have never faced adversity, girls that have no sense of responsibility. Attention-sucking leeches. Girls that can't even make up their own minds. Girls that keep running to their mothers for any single thing.

Other ones fancy themselves as hustlers and are always so difficult. Those ones are always competing with you for dominance. Soo crazy man.

And there are the brokies. Liabilities. No job. Nothing.

Omo I'm always so alone staying in my room, particularly at night. I feel soo alone.

I don't want a woman because of sex. Sex is sooo trivial. I honestly don't even care. Next time I have sex, it'd be to make a child.

I just don't know how single men honestly cope. It's so crazy out here

Get a pet.
Your lonely days will be filled with joy and chaos(funny chaos)

Gerrard59:
I remembered when I stated that women's hypergamy is one of the major reasons men work hard to make money, dem nearly chew me raw for this forum.


Good post!

You don't work harder in other to better your life but to "impress & oppress" opposite gender.

U nah well done o!

At evening, the philosophy of life would come out clearer to you.

Just get personal "olosho" and live your life. I’ve been living like that for five years now—since my divorce.
Find a woman who would bear you a child for money and then give up her rights in your favor. When she does that, pay her.
Then you’ll have a child.

Continue living your life. Take care of your child. Work and live your life.

Try to find just one prostitute you really like. Make sure you use protection.

As a man, you’ll have to pay for something anyway. This way you have the most peace. You have your own child. You don’t need a woman.

He's talking to 'all women.'


Lol.

You never ready