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Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by bmd1010(op): 8:50am On Apr 24
Nigeria matchmaker lament after lady looking for a serious relationship ate 1m naira worth of food with her friends

A matchmaker has aired his frustration after introducing a lady to a man whose dating experience turned chaotic.

According to him, The first outing with the lady he matched cost the guy #200,000, the second date reportedly ended in drama when the lady arrived with four friends and racked up a #1,053,000 bill.

The man reportedly offered to pay 70% while the ladies covered 30%, but they refused, leading to an argument.

He then walked away, leaving them behind, and the lady now claims her 2006 Toyota Corolla was seized by the restaurant after they failed to settle the bill.

https://sayflexxyblog.com.ng/nigeria-matchmaker-lament-after-lady-looking-for-a-serious-relationship-ate-1m-naira-worth-of-food-with-her-friends/

Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Lalami3232(m): 8:55am On Apr 24
grin grin grin
If you don fit date ladies from other parts of the world, you go know say dating a Nigerian girl has zero or no benefits. But like they will say, nothing is useless so I go list some benefits in dating a Nigerian girl:
1. Free sex: they will always give you sex because that's one of the the few things they have to offer. If you're lucky, she will be tight. If you're not lucky like majority of us, you will meet it wide as usual. But thank God for the creator of vagina tightening cream.
2. Gisting partner: you will get enough gist from your Nigerian babe. But do you know what, na only social media gist you go receive. Try bringing gist that requires growth, global economy etc and see the kind person wey you dey date.

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by EmmyMaestro(m): 10:24am On Apr 24
He saw she came with her friends and he still went ahead instead of walking away immediately. Maybe he thought they were going to have foursome later

grin grin grin grin
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Tenrack: 11:29am On Apr 24
EmmyMaestro:
He saw she came with her friends and he still went ahead instead of walking away immediately. Maybe he thought they were going to have foursome later

grin grin grin grin
very stupid man. Him won impress.
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by LUAN1:
I Once chatted with a lady to come around let meet, she accepted then told me she want to come with her friends, I asked her if she wants us to have thréesomė, that was how the conversation ended
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Apus: 12:12pm On Apr 24
Disgusting! so women never die this gutter behavior. You hear them crying and lamenting about not having a husband or serious partner not knowing it's who they want to impoverish and destroy they are looking for. Women that can't even spend on themselves.
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by franchasng: 12:26pm On Apr 24
This is not a real story jareh, una too de lie in the name of content angry angry
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by ARISHEM:
They are not looking for serious relationship they are looking for men who will fall victim to them and who will settle their bills and become their mugu
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by OlaOfLagos(m): 1:36pm On Apr 24
grin +234 girls even at first date spending 200k is way too much. Dates are not for eating food alone but to get to know each others
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Dshocker(m): 1:48pm On Apr 24
At times, i find it hard to believe all these concocted and fictitious stories, does it mean these girls in question don't have an atom of sense or what, to have eaten as much as N1m+, despite not having such in their account.
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by WhiteIverson: 2:42pm On Apr 24
200k on a first date
Second date she came with her friends and racked a bill of 1 million and you still offered to pay 70%, which is like 700k.

So you would've spent 900k on just 2 outings

If the story isn't fake then I have no pity for the man.
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by AllBlack: 3:00pm On Apr 24
Mugu fall. Hungry woman chop

Tales By Moonlight
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Precious201010(m): 3:17pm On Apr 24
AllBlack:
Mugu fall. Hungry woman chop

Tales By Moonlight
Indomie should just rename that package to Hungry woman rather than hungry man...
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Bahamas95(m): 3:42pm On Apr 24
I know this story is fake but I must say something:


If I'm going on a date I won't even allow her come with her pet let alone humans, anything wey make her come with extra luggage I disengage immediately.
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Desusi: 4:40pm On Apr 24
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OlaOfLagos:
grin +234 girls even at first date spending 200k is way too much. Dates are not for eating food alone but to get to know each others
Abi ooo, Nigerian girls are very bad, having finished 200k the first date ,she now brought four other stubborn spirits to afflict the innocent man on the second date! Haba. The second date should be a red signal for him.who bewitched my gender! Man o man
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by ruggedtimi(m): 4:49pm On Apr 24
Foolish Simp ....the reason he needs a matchmaker....By nigerian standards, N200k on a first date is ridiculous for the average Nigerian.
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by femi4: 4:55pm On Apr 24
Poverty allevation agent detected grin
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Wealthoptulent(m): 4:55pm On Apr 24
WETIN MAN dem MATCH WITH dey do MEET UP with LIFE
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by jiz: 4:56pm On Apr 24
When lustful meet the greedy grin
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by pansophist(m): 4:56pm On Apr 24
Mumu man.

You could have just walked away
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by jojothaiv(m): 4:56pm On Apr 24
There are so many things I can't relate to and definitely this is one of them, I'll never be showing up to this kind of setting.

I'm at peace with my Gembu babes.
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Blackman101: 4:57pm On Apr 24
My people see a clear sign of liability
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by deebrain(m): 4:57pm On Apr 24
200k.

Wow.

May God reimburse you for your holy gesture.
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Haydens: 5:00pm On Apr 24
If them chop a proud man them go call an mugu.

Upon all the stories and social media in this generation men still dey fall mumu to girls. No generation has information pass this generation but history still repeats itself.
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Laple0541(m): 5:00pm On Apr 24
I can’t blame the lady anyway, she saw the fulishness in the guy and seriously capitalized on it.

Anyway, I thank God for him he was able to walk away and kudos to the restaurant management for seizing her 2006 Toyota to cover the bill. If the Toyota couldn’t fully cover the expenses, they should send her to their kitchen to wash some plates in order to cover up.
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by buygala(m): 5:00pm On Apr 24
WhiteIverson:
200k on a first date
Second date she came with her friends and racked a bill of 1 million and you still offered to pay 70%, which is like 700k.

So you would've spent 900k on just 2 outings

If the story isn't fake then I have no pity for the man.
1m+ naira food for women who probably came to the hangout wearing old rags to soak in their menstrual blood grin

1M+ naira food for woman wey dey used rewashed rag as period pad undecided

That man deserves whatever he gets
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by eagleonearth(m): 5:01pm On Apr 24
Raw hunger!! Are these ladies orphans? I'm asking for a colleague.
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by BarrElChapo(m): 5:02pm On Apr 24
Another episode of things that didn’t happen
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by MorataFC: 5:03pm On Apr 24
BarrElChapo:
Another episode of things that didn’t happen
I was wondering , how is that even possible?
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Freddodoty: 5:06pm On Apr 24
JAF to the world, Irele/ Okitipupa federal constituency must be liberated, let support competent man for the Job

Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Katcall: 5:09pm On Apr 24
Lalami3232:
grin grin grin
If you don fit date ladies from other parts of the world, you go know say dating a Nigerian girl has zero or no benefits. But like they will say, nothing is useless so I go list some benefits in dating a Nigerian girl:
1. Free sex: they will always give you sex because that's one of the the few things they have to offer. If you're lucky, she will be tight. If you're not lucky like majority of us, you will meet it wide as usual. But thank God for the creator of vagina tightening cream.
2. Gisting partner: you will get enough gist from your Nigerian babe. But do you know what, na only social media gist you go receive. Try bringing gist that requires growth, global economy etc and see the kind person wey you dey date.

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
should i do babymama or marriage?
Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Katcall: 5:10pm On Apr 24
Laple0541:
I can’t blame the lady anyway, she saw the fulishness in the guy and seriously capitalized on it.

Anyway, I thank God for him he was able to walk away and kudos to the restaurant management for seizing her 2006 Toyota to cover the bill. If the Toyota couldn’t fully cover the expenses, they should send her to their kitchen to wash some plates in order to cover up.
you dey chop nookie after date?
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