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As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? - Romance (2) - Nairaland

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Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Samantha125(f): 12:17pm On Jun 17
Here we go again with your comparative compliments...🤦🤦🤦... There's nothing I dislike more than weaponized praises as they diminish the sincerity of the compliment... So please do me a favour and keep your praises to yourself, I don't want them... There's nothing unexposed in debunking lies from propagandists.
Sonnobax15:
. Ok na grin. At least you're one south African who seems to be more exposed, unlike those your fellow countrymen here on Nairaland angry. Your husband must be very lucky to have someone like you angry
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Jman06(m): 1:07pm On Jun 17
AllBlack:
Person wife.

E be like say all this xenophobia news no dey reach your ear
Hehehehe.....my Sammie is not xenophobic. I'll snatch her from the other guy and bring her to Nigeria where she can live and enjoy herself without xenophobia.
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Diamond098454(f): 1:45pm On Jun 17
Hahaha hahaha hahaha🤣🤣🤣
You don't mean it
thrillionaire:
To call me a jobless guy, especially if I'm actually jobless.

Or to call me a broke guy when I'm actually broke.
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by AllBlack: 2:47pm On Jun 17
Jman06:
Hehehehe.....my Sammie is not xenophobic. I'll snatch her from the other guy
i dey tellyu sometin you still dey type correct English. My JAMB score for English alone na 270 oh.
Na that other guy matter i dey yarn put.

you don see him videos for tiktok? him guyname na bloody machete chopper. he get like 40 timberland men on speed-dial.
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by thrillionaire(m): 2:50pm On Jun 17
Diamond098454:
Hahaha hahaha hahaha🤣🤣🤣
You don't mean it
Aswear that thing can painest!

That's a man's core machismo. Never insult a man's core.
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Jman06(m): 3:00pm On Jun 17
AllBlack:
i dey tellyu sometin you still dey type correct English. My JAMB score for English alone na 270 oh.
Na that other guy matter i dey yarn put.

you don see him videos for tiktok? him guyname na bloody machete chopper. he get like 40 timberland men on speed-dial.
Meet too na timberland man so nothing dey sup!
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by essentialone(op): 3:02pm On Jun 17
You see that slap own? Its never happening.

Smiles
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by essentialone(op): 3:09pm On Jun 17
Samantha125:
Here we go again with your comparative compliments...🤦🤦🤦... There's nothing I dislike more than weaponized praises as they diminish the sincerity of the compliment... So please do me a favour and keep your praises to yourself, I don't want them... There's nothing unexposed in debunking lies from propagandists.
smiles. Samantha125, is that what you say?
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by essentialone(op): 7:03am On Jul 01
grin
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by wallrichy: 6:59pm On Jul 01
Samantha, why did you slap him? Not even once but thrice.....that's bad, go and apologize now......
Samantha125:
👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by femi4: 7:02pm On Jul 01
essentialone:
As a Guy, what are some of the worst insults, that a lady can give to you?
Why don't you like going for second round
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by ravensckar(m): 7:03pm On Jul 01
If a lady calls me a 1 minute man, I'll feel like committing suicide.

But guess what? I've been called that before and I didn't commit suicide.

One yeye Idoma girl with the strength of a horse, hanty no dey tire. Na so I ran for my life before somebody send me to the other world.

#Picks_tooth
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by IME1: 7:13pm On Jul 01
Threads like this are misogynist.
Even if it were the other way round, about men, it will still be a thread that has prejudice.
Of what use is this topic?
Why push it to fp?
Why give it more publicity?
Let's not pitch men against women or males against females, it's totally unacceptable.
Both need each other to coexist, thrive and flourish
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Oceanjagaban: 7:22pm On Jul 01
IME1:
Threads like this are misogynist.
Even if it were the other way round, about men, it will still be a thread that has prejudice.
Of what use is this topic?
Why push it to fp?
Why give it more publicity?
Let's not pitch men against women or males against females, it's totally unacceptable.
Both need each other to coexist, thrive and flourish
the guy is doomed .no way to fix the guy life .just imagine the kind of topic the guy brought here
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Oceanjagaban: 7:24pm On Jul 01
thrillionaire:
To call me a jobless guy, especially if I'm actually jobless.

Or to call me a broke guy when I'm actually broke.
that's not an insult na...someone is telling you the real truth and you call it an insult, maybe you wanted her to call you Dangote.
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by DeAnonymousGuy(m): 7:32pm On Jul 01
No insults hurts a man more when a woman tells him his prick is too small. "commot for here, you wey get small prick like kuli kuli. That thing dey hurt a man's self esteem
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by kingthreat(m): 7:36pm On Jul 01
Ladies don't insult me. They are scared of my clapback.
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Sccarrr(m): 7:38pm On Jul 01
To call me Southafrican😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Lazy, drug addicted, HIV infested, alcoholic
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Ushame: 7:38pm On Jul 01
U broke and still dey make yanga
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Josywhyte: 7:40pm On Jul 01
thrillionaire:
To call me a jobless guy, especially if I'm actually jobless.

Or to call me a broke guy when I'm actually broke.
Hahahahaha....but you no like yourself as you broke na
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Josywhyte: 7:44pm On Jul 01
I remembered back then in 2003 when I was toasting one fine babe like that. I followed her to her street and I was talking to her. The next thing that came out of her mouth was and I quote " please stop chasinge me around like a housefly and go home". Guy, you needed to see the shame on my face. That shame made me to ask a woman who was selling "bole" if she has Tom Tom. But we later dated after a year. When I reminded her that day she laughed like a baby. But.....
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Gaabasky: 7:46pm On Jul 01
Lol. She asked for my achievements and I told her she is my achievements. Funnily till today, she is still trying to prove to the world that I am not her achievement.

And nothing give more joy to see an ingrate proving you wrong.
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by doctore212(m): 8:06pm On Jul 01
She bought two big aerial detergents and Roll on three bottles.


She encouraged me to change my boxers every day rather once a week.


She told me that I smell like like a he goat.
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by IME1: 8:11pm On Jul 01
Oceanjagaban:
the guy is doomed .no way to fix the guy life .just imagine the kind of topic the guy brought here
I also wonder at the mod who pushed it to fp
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Kalulu44: 8:29pm On Jul 01
Samantha125:
Na you go collect as well...🤺🤺🤺

And I dey understand small small Pidgin.
Lolz! Good one there. The only Southy wey don win our heart for here
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Kalulu44: 8:44pm On Jul 01
femi4:
Why don't you like going for second round
Chai.... My chest! 😀😀😀😀
This one don pain me wella when she tell me
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by essentialone(op): 8:48pm On Jul 01
Oceanjagaban:
for you to bring this topic to the table, it means your life is spoilt. go and fix it and forget about the women for now. you are hopeless I can see.mumu topic wey you carry come here.
Where is this coming from? I don't get it.
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Dmec(m): 8:55pm On Jul 01
essentialone:
Why will a lady ever slap a guy? Perhaps that happens only in Nollywood movies.
The only reason a girl will slap a guy is if the guy touch her in appropriately.
Re: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by Crenzywilliams(m): 9:08pm On Jul 01
For me, it’s, “I thought you were a man”, “everything, my mother my mother”. That’s when the manipulation intensifies.
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