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Before You Invite A Lady Over - Romance (3) - Nairaland

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Poll: Will you let a sick lady come over to your house for a sleep over?

Yes 6% (13 votes)
No, my house is not a hospital 93% (202 votes)
This poll has ended

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Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Jetland(m): 7:36pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
Don't disgrace yourself, bro. What about honor? Would you say it's an honor to be here? Or you would rather say it's a honor to be here?
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by ARISHEM: 8:26pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
Mocking bird. Must you insult the OP to prove your English is better. undecided
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Wotowotoman: 8:31pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
😂😂😂😂😂

Ogbeni Kalulu44 come see this wicked guy👆. And you go talk say I wicked.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by TheStoriesOfMan: 8:39pm On Jul 14
99thEnemy:
Ah ah!

Have you lost your sense of humor so soon?
I'm not in the mood. Just lost someone.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Samantha125(f): 8:40pm On Jul 14
Let me now practice my right to remain silent...🤣🤣🤣
Jossyman0007:
But Samantha,you too get bad mouth ooo shocked shocked shocked

Your subtle jab at the young man even seem more brutal than what the person you quoted told him grin grin grin

Haba!!, temper justice with mercy Mbok , because you just made him feel like ........




UNAM -IKOT.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by ipobarecriminals: 8:47pm On Jul 14
Nah who una yeye English help undecided? Come over here and see how our own dey blast their local pidgin .Even British,Latinos,,Jamaicans especially those Asians dey murder English wella.They there dey look for GRAMMATICAL BLUNDER
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Samantha125(f): 8:53pm On Jul 14
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Hez143:
to all of you that turns this thread into a grammar thread,you are all mæd
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by IbrahimSola: 8:57pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
Technically, the other guy is wrong and he's also right.

AN honour to meet you
AN hour ago
AN honest answer

So he was not completely wrong.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by tonididdy(m): 8:58pm On Jul 14
CLOUDRepublic:
There are questions you need to ask a lady before you invite her over or agree for her to pass the night at your place. Even if your house was a hotel, receptionist will take your information before you can check-in.

She owes you an answer about her current health status.
Ask her if she has eaten, so that she doesn't find your next question absurd. Ask her if she's fine health wise.

Don't feel like you don't want to bruise her ego or make her angry. She owes you an answer about her health if she intends to visit your place.
... Wtf
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by AllBlack: 9:01pm On Jul 14
IbrahimSola:
Technically, the other guy is wrong and he's also right.

AN honour to meet you
AN hour ago
AN honest answer

So he was not completely wrong.
Sir, none of the examples you cited refers to PLACE or PLACES or LOCATION. The word AN should not appear right before HOTEL
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by AllBlack: 9:03pm On Jul 14
ARISHEM:
Mocking bird. Must you insult the OP to prove your English is better. undecided
ARISHEM... that's a huge name to bear. hmm...
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by AllBlack: 9:07pm On Jul 14
Jetland:
Don't disgrace yourself, bro. What about honor? Would you say it's an honor to be here? Or you would rather say it's a honor to be here?
See how this one dey wear JONSING as a badge of HONOUR.

Well, it has been AN honour reading the best thing your brain could have ever come up with. Now I have to go back to the Spanish game.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by NovusHomo(m): 9:12pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
Why do you guys keep using AN right before a word that starts with H?
"Olodo rising". grin
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by dontrulee: 9:17pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
Guy rest, on top borrowed language.
Rest joor
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Maj196(m): 9:25pm On Jul 14
Scary stuff, if she kpai. You go explain taya
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by AllBlack: 9:36pm On Jul 14
dontrulee:
Guy rest, on top borrowed language.
Rest joor
Thanks for your response but I see say you no use your own village alphabets and punctuation for the writing.

Why naw? You borrow too?
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Denalarian: 9:43pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
Context.
Now show me where AN is used for a word that describes a place.
Now you're the proud lad in shame.. don't give what you can't take.. I'm thinking you wish you could delete your correction. If I were your teacher, I would walk you out the class for confusion and also, leading the entire class away from the topic
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Epurogonogono(m): 9:51pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
Hmmm

The OP has corrected his or her error, so there isn't any need for the insult.

Also, the OP is not wrong on why some words that start with "H", can use "an" instead of "a".

You seem to be very bitter, it must be difficult being you.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by dontrulee: 9:52pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
Thanks for your response but I see say you no use your own village alphabets and punctuation for the writing.

Why naw? You borrow too?
You're welcome.
Now, drink water. grin
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by InvertedHammer: 9:59pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
Why do you guys keep using AN right before a word that starts with H?
/
It is right to use "an" before hotel as long as the Almighty English still has k in knife and p in psychology. Is that a perfectionist language to you? But we understood the OP---that's what matters.

You will be shocked at how many English people born and bred in England that cannot spell basic English words. But you are here stressing yourself over what adds no values to your life grin

/
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by AllBlack: 10:23pm On Jul 14
Epurogonogono:
You seem to be very bitter, it must be difficult being you.
And you just happen to know this by looking at your phone screen. Merlin welldone
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by tiswell(m): 10:38pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
Why do you guys keep using AN right before a word that starts with H?
I read this topic an Hour ago sad

Onye nkuzi odoakpu sad
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by 99thEnemy(m): 10:46pm On Jul 14
TheStoriesOfMan:
I'm not in the mood. Just lost someone.
I am so sorry for your loss.

May God grant you fortitude.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by overboard(m): 12:26am On Jul 15
Na wah ooo. Topic sef no come get traction again — na grammar we dey talk
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by MrJames007: 1:36am On Jul 15
BrickandLace:
Before you invite a lady over please send her for comprehensive medical check up.
I mean check that her heart lungs, brain, kidneys are functioning properly for a woman her age.

All medical history must be investigated.

Otherwise you might be the one under investigation.
Hmm just for one day visit.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by MrJames007: 1:42am On Jul 15
Arostar2023:
All these grammar untop another man’s language?

As for the OP, you see your life? See de insult u don receive because of woman mata.
lwkm

Abeg I no well o.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by nicodemusic(m): 1:47am On Jul 15
@Allblack Mr Englishist.. You no see this one??

MartinsOla38:
Well, let's just talk about articles then... A, an and the. Let's talk about the rules guiding them, let's talk about the exceptions to the rules. Let's ask ourselves, is it always about the letters beginning a word or the sound beginning the word?
What happens to the word "University"? What type of article is supposed to come before it between 'a' and 'an' and why?
Let's learn English language under this post.
I give you the floor...
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by xtianchris(m):
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
Mr Perfect
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by socoharley: 5:16am On Jul 15
stunnert:
He's a funny lad, he totally derailed from the topic and gave the op a proper tongue lashing grin grin
He made me proud to be a grammarian grin
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