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Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by johnk44: 7:33pm On Dec 04, 2013
Sperm for sell. Email me
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by pickabeau1: 7:47pm On Dec 04, 2013
pele jare... omo

We dey oo.... we are counting down to year end
May God make us see the new year

I have not seen Fashion yet but I have gotten it.. when i do i will buzz you


Odun lo sopin o.. Fiso re to wa Baba rere

Well.. hypothethically speaking, if someone did it to me and i lived in the west... it will be bad if i find out becuase western govts will back charge you for all the child support you did not pay
Talk of gbeseeee grin grin grin grin

For naija.... she for just ask now... which one be kukere runz



kulyie: piky piky how are you re cheesy how is work,family and friends? Sho'n enjoy ara e cheesy anyway i trust you 8-)


have you watched the movie 'fashion'

as for the sperm theft,dont worry,awon oscambos no fit thief am if you put your prik where it belongs


YOUR BOXERS 8-)


anyway ko take care,sho gbo wink
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by sirwilly1(m): 8:14pm On Dec 04, 2013
Why
would they steal it where some guys can voluntarily fill a gallon for
them so as to stock their freezer to the fullest? #teamfillagallon
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by VivaLaFrans: 9:02pm On Dec 04, 2013
Women are dangerous
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Johnfavour(m): 9:41pm On Dec 04, 2013
sperm for sale.....N100 per liter
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Nobody: 10:22pm On Dec 04, 2013
kadas-01:
It is very wrong for a lady to steal a guy's sperm!......If she wants anything (sperm) from him, then she should politely approach him!
N in ur mind u think its a Christmas gift.... no try am oh,,,,i cant imagine the scenario...
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Nobody: 11:05pm On Dec 04, 2013
A beg make una no fex, where can I get the turkey baster in Nigeria?
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by ceaser: 11:20pm On Dec 04, 2013
HisRib:

Okay, let me explain it.

After sex, they use a turkey baster to take the sperm from the condom, put it in a container and store it in the freezer at their home.

Whenever they are ready to have children, they just take the sperm and insert it into their vagina. I don't know if the method works, but I am just hearing that lots of women are now doing it.

This is a turkey baster:


Well, it just might work. Sperm banks are kept frozen till when needed. And since these women in question do not appear to have fertility problems, thawing and using same turkey baster to get the sperm as far inside as their cervix or even beyond may just be sufficient for conception. Hmmm.

But what if NEPA nor gree the freezes work nau? grin Abeg, I have cold room for rent o for those who wan freeze sontin. You're guaranteed life-freezing as there's stand by generator and solar power back-up in case NEPA strikes, fuel scarcity or fuel subsidy protest.

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Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by nursedebbie(f): 11:56pm On Dec 04, 2013
Tinz time end ! I didn't say end time tinz ooo
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Nobody: 12:02am On Dec 05, 2013
In Yankee, akata girls use that shyt to pump semen down their vayjays to hold you on child support for the next year.

So go with your condom and dispose it far away from her after fvcking.
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Dubemkelly(m): 12:19am On Dec 05, 2013
After sex,u dispose d condom right in2 the cistern bowl
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by delpee(f): 1:51am On Dec 05, 2013
Suppose the woman dies or has collected sperm from more than one source and the child born this way ends up marrying his fathers daughter by another woman?

I just dont like the idea. Even sperm bank things makes me wonder. Too old school abi.

Why not look for a man who will consent to being baby papa?
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Nobody: 4:40am On Dec 05, 2013
Men are cheating idiotic bastards
The only thing useful about these goats is their sperm otherwise their existence on earth is pointless...except for changing flat tyres, killing spiders, changing light bulbs and farming yam
203th to comment sha cheesy
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by munagirl: 4:58am On Dec 05, 2013
Op is obviously based in America, this shit don't work in Nigeria. Don't make it look like its a Nigerian thing first of all we don't use turkey baster here I doubt you will find a turkey baster. In an average woman's kitchen. Op carry you stupid discovery to dollarland and type it there.
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by kadas01(m): 5:21am On Dec 05, 2013
skidoox:
N in ur mind u think its a Christmas gift.... no try am oh,,,,i cant imagine the scenario...
So u think I'll give it to her to go nd "freeze"??....Relax bro....I'm still in charge! smiley
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by ATLANTA96(m): 5:52am On Dec 05, 2013
THE ANSWER IS ENDTIME.... A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE DECEIVED BY AMERICAN LIFE STYLE.... DIVORCE HAS BECOME THE ORDER OF THE DAY.. PEOPLE THROW BIG PARTIES FOR DIVORCE AND INVITE FRIENDS AND FAMILY... WHAT ELSE SHOULD I SAY.?
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by troy20(m): 6:26am On Dec 05, 2013
Mondisweets: Men are cheating idiotic bastards
The only thing useful about these goats is their sperm otherwise their existence on earth is pointless...except for changing flat tyres, killing spiders, changing light bulbs and farming yam
203th to comment sha cheesy
you can say watever you like cause things have changed.if it were four centuries ago you would probably be the spoils of war warming a mans bed in his chambers.you do not have any right to talk except talked to.well it arnt your fault its the men who give you women the false sense of self.

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Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Nobody: 9:34am On Dec 05, 2013
afokstoomuci: if dey can store it then it is possible.Dey wil masturbate wen dey are wet then wil put d sperm in a tube nd wil press it inside their vegina.Then d sperm wil swim nd met her egg.

*facepalm* sad sad
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by lumeneng22: 9:36am On Dec 05, 2013
Why wuld a woman steal the sperm of a man who refuses to marry her? Is it the man who pulls out the condom or the woman
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by brainzdh(m): 11:43am On Dec 05, 2013
Turkey 'bastard' indeed cry
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Nobody: 11:58am On Dec 05, 2013
if you try this in naija and you are caught...


no scientific theory/proving will stop people from hanging

three tires on your neck and sending you to sperm thief heaven..


don't try this in naija...
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Mcbussy(m): 7:23pm On Dec 05, 2013
Uwakuwak: Some men are careless, after sex they sleep as if they fall from iroko tree giving a woman chance to carry out evil agenda. Such men are here
my advice if u cannot remove the condom ur self dont go for sex. Thanks

what if d guy doesnt use condom at all and prefers withdrawal method?cheesy
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Mcbussy(m): 7:30pm On Dec 05, 2013
troy20:
you can say watever you like cause things have changed.if it were four centuries ago you would probably be the spoils of war warming a mans bed in his chambers.you do not have any right to talk except talked to.well it arnt your fault its the men who give you women the false sense of self.


hehehehegrin...dats very mean and blunt.

life go sweet dat time o....no need to waste time toasting.whenever u need straffing,just enter a village,kill d men,raze d village and loot d women cheesy

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Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Nobody: 3:44pm On Dec 06, 2013
HisRib:

They steal it from the condom after sex. So, men make sure you flush your condom down the toilet after sex.

flash? it blocks water ways?
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by joe4christ(m): 4:19pm On Dec 08, 2013
Les: Yes and no!!!
Yes because, the very thought of fathering a child I won't know is sickening. I thought they say what a man can do a woman can do so.
No because, I don't just sleep around....

What is this one saying
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Nobody: 4:25pm On Dec 08, 2013
troy20:
you can say watever you like cause things have changed.if it were four centuries ago you would probably be the spoils of war warming a mans bed in his chambers.you do not have any right to talk except talked to.well it arnt your fault its the men who give you women the false sense of self.
do u even know when someone is joking or not?
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by ennecco: 11:20pm On Dec 12, 2013
wonder never end
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by Uwakuwak(f): 7:57pm On Oct 26, 2014
skiguy123:


Shey dem gurls no dey swallow sperm ni?...i release in any hole i see..and moreva sperm makes u look younger and fresher..so why cant i cheesy

I no go respect you . Again oo
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by itstpia8: 3:55pm On May 19, 2016
Lord have mercy, end times.
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by itstpia8: 3:59pm On May 19, 2016
tochimas:
A beg make una no fex, where can I get the turkey baster in Nigeria?

According to your thread here:

https://www.nairaland.com/2639448/arrival-visa-stamp-virgin-usa


You dont need a turkey baster, or did you?
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by itstpia8: 4:01pm On May 19, 2016
kundi90:


Why shouldn't she consider adopting a child? There are many kids/babies without mothers and they really need one. The fact is, not every woman would get married!

Good points.
Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by itstpia8: 4:03pm On May 19, 2016
moscobabs:
I think its true...A lady did same to me in 2010 but I caught her,initially I thoght she wanted to take it to herbalist but when i nearly kill her she confessed that she wanted to inject it to her Vagina since I refused to have unprotected sex with her.

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