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Ryabcool: lol! No respect for women? I'm just gonna laugh at that. Twist my statement however you want, its up to you fam.
Lol! You have a problem with me quoting you cos you don't know me, yet you're on your knees begging for a follow back from a girl you don't even know. Brooooo, where's the sense in that?
You want or don't want the tough love, its already too late for that and there is nothing you can do about it. The deed's been done. The egg has been broken. The milk has been spilt. The bubble has been burst... I can go on and on but you already get the point.
And as long as it is here on a public forum, it is every inch of my business. What will you do? Yelp all over the thread like a puppy that hasn't been fed for 3 days? Tear your cloth? Deactivate your account? Report me to Seun? Cry? Neegah Please! You're tearing me up with laughter. Bingo wan dey form pitbull. Don't you have some local fowl to be chasing?

Ain't this some hilarious sheet. I'm off this kid abeg.

And by the way bro, i don't argue with animals. I'm not Dr Dolittle.

LMAOOO... Is that all? Good night nigga!

SIZEABLE CLEAVAGE, BUTT and sound mentlity

coolbibz: LMAOOO... Is that all? Good night nigga!

lol! It's all fun and games. This is social media fam. Nothing should be taken personal.

kerny: I find a guy who reads and tells me deep things about himself absolutely totally attractive.

deep things u say? So dat afta break up u will spill d beans to ur frnds.

freecharles: hmmmmmm....lovely

not at all lovely

Cecediva: Wetin i wan talk sef!

Anyway he must be a born again christian

dis one na wetin u wan talk?

So long she is a porn star 4rm calabar or italy.

OPEYEMI.....I love You.

Some of the replies I have read so far are absolutely ridiculous.




No special attraction. I see people and say this girl is beautiful, this boy is handsome, this one is intelligent, this one is a christian etc. I have not seen any guy or even girl( no homo, just kiddin) that I am attracted to any one. My head na so so money e dey think of.





If your a guy and you think and believe you are handsome, click the like botton

Got all you want in a man, just that I speak Yoruba, English and German. I hope you are multilingual too...cos its a big plus for me. Bis bald.

sailormoon: Similar sense of humour
Gets my references
Multilingual
Doesn't smile a lot (lol)
Intelligent
Knowledgeable
Witty

Ehmmm Nairalandersi was here oh.

Not in any particular order pls.

Sincere (truthful and transparent. Can't tolerate liars and hypocrites)

Social (friendly, not a snub)

Simple (not proud or highminded. Down to earth, not trying to be what he is not)

Shy ( reserved. Not too loud. Introvert)

Self-discipline (controlled tongue, time and thoughts)

Spiritual (Deep longing for God and the things/people of God)

Vivipop: Right now,my bed is looking more attractive than any opposite sex can be. Goodnight NLers

if you see me, you will reconsider what you said, lol. Goodnight dear.

No matter how beautiful a lady is,once i smell arrogance, she becomes a Ogre in my eyess. I can marry a girl wether pretty or ugly as long as she is well mannered and loves God.

Huge ASSinal and Huge manCHESTa. No long grammar!

Passing by

Vivipop: hmmm,ok let's do it...
A slim, good looking dark/chocolate skin male entertains my eyes
Neat,powerful sense of communication and humorous gets my attention
Ambitious,goal driven and God fearing turns me on

follow my lead, I've got all you need. Let me entertain you!

Forget all this nonsense some of this ppl are saying...
THE FIRST THING THAT ATTRACTS A MAN IS *BEAUTY *
If a girl is very ugly, guys won't even want to look at you twice.
Second thing is *ATTITUDE *
Last thing is *INTELLIGENCE *
No more, no less.

Nigerian people can lie ooo. They re all shying away from the physical qualities that got them attracted 2d opposite sex.

maturity and honesty

A girl that speaks English like the queen, rolls her hips like nicky Minaj, has fashion taste like Kim Kardeshian, argues intelligently like a channels interview hostess, and cooks like that animation in old onga advert. For that girl, I will humble myself, I will love her without repentance, I will right all the wrongs men ever committed against women. I will make her mine.

Sure its fun when there are good communications with a base understanding...

Reading everyone's post has made me believe dat no matter ur kind of person be it behaviour,character or otherwise there is always someone out there that you are compatible with.

chukwuma101: A girl that speaks English like the queen, rolls her hips like nicky Minaj, has fashion taste like Kim Kardeshian, argues intelligently like a channels interview hostess, and cooks like that animation in old onga advert. For that girl, I will humble myself, I will love her without repentance, I will right all the wrongs men ever committed against women. I will make her mine.

Hp u can survive till d next 1000 yrs,I guess dats wen she will become available.lol

Tymax: Bro it's like you enjoy pampering babe abi? I especially don't like it when they get weepy. Consider the following scene:

Me: Baby, you have been crying since. What's the matter?
Babe: [sniffs and stammers] I- I - I dddon't knoo-o-o-o-oh!
Me: [Looks left and right. E ma gba mi kee] Baby, I'm confused. Talk to me na. I'm your man. Talk to me.
Babe: I just feel.... Oh.... [Torrential tears part2]
Me: You just feel? Feel what na?
Babe: You won't understand [sniff]
Me: Can I get you something? Water maybe?
Babe: No, I'm fine [dabs eyes] I'm fine dear [sniff]...[Sniff]
Me: I should not get you anything?
Babe: [Nods head]
Me: [Hallelujah! A definite response. Embraces her] So, honey what really happened? Why are you crying na?
Babe: it's, just one of those days... [Sniff]
Me: Which days?
But she never explains.

Me, I don't need all this drama. O.

Hahahahaha, dude u r a clown

HFOG: Not in any particular order pls.

Sincere (truthful and transparent. Can't tolerate liars and hypocrites)

Social (friendly, not a snub)

Simple (not proud or highminded. Down to earth, not trying to be what he is not)

Shy ( reserved. Not too loud. Introvert)

Self-discipline (controlled tongue, time and thoughts)

Spiritual (Deep longing for God and the things/people of God)

Just when I used to think ladies hated all dis qualities.an eye opener

akiOYIBO: If she relates with ur guy you will still be the one to say "my girl is spending time eith ma guy".

Lolz.....I beliv u know what I mean
Not being a cheat but being friendly to all

hmmmmmmm

jeff1607: Just when I used to think ladies hated all dis qualities.an eye opener

Are you for real? Whoever loves pretence or pride? Anyway, one man's food is another's poison

LaurelP: Ladies shud be soft unlike men
I love ladies who smile a lot and can socialize easily
I love ladies who can sing
I don't nid a fellow man, I need a vulnerable lady whom I can pet

i wonder y seun never add thumbs up emoticon to NL, cuz u just help me vomit ma mind on dis. . . . A big thumbs ap at ya bro

Its a Mystery.