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Lovexme: One hausa girl keeps disturbing my phone. She once flashed my phone by 3am last week too.

I don't know her o

ggrin: 11:yoruba go dy shout ontop fone
12:hausa go dy call wrong number
13:ibo

broadminded: One of the majour signs you've been in Nigeria for too long is when you know a man called Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon and a woman called Patience Jonathan.

ggrin: haha one man too keeps disturbing me....hin go say hello wayo!

optimumprimus: not everyone is uncivilized like you . that is why there are numerous communicable diseases in Nigeria . why the fvkc would you eat with your hands . that is nasty! Nigeria needs to be recolonized.

pesty100: yin and yang

efec: u tend to shout up nepa any time power is restored..

anitank: I always have my calculator anytime I go shopping at the mall or the local markets outside the country. Can't buy a thing without calculating the naira value . I no buy oo if I feel it's too expensive

This always cracks my friends and colleagues up but wetin concern me

And yes that's a sign too

optimumprimus: who gives a fvck what you have to say ? Nigeria needs to be recolonized .

ggrin: 11:yoruba go dy shout ontop fone
12:hausa go dy call wrong number
13:ibo

Normality: Those calls from Hausa pple na sometin else, there is no 3 month interval wey I no dey receive dia mistaken call, d worst part be say, these pple no dey ever speak even ordinary pidgin....
If dem call u so, not even simple "Hello" dem don start to dey blow dia language...after 2x of dem calling me and start blowing dat dia language, I changed tactics, instead of saying na wrong number, If dey begin blow Hausa, I start saying gibberish in response, mimicking hausa language sort of....for my mind I dey say...“una pple and wrong number...shebi na Hausa u dey speak for me, u go hear am today na, I go jonse u tire"....and d funi part is dat they will keep repeating their statement and I keep saying rubbish in Hausa accent till they cut the call...I tire for those pple, everytime wrong number....90% of wrong calls I receive na dem.....haba.

Lovexme: You sure say no be that aboki wey dey down the road?

ggrin: 11:yoruba go dy shout ontop fone
12:hausa go dy call wrong number
13:ibo

optimumprimus: not everyone is uncivilized like you . that is why there are numerous communicable diseases in Nigeria . why the fvkc would you eat with your hands . that is nasty! Nigeria needs to be recolonized.

ggrin: 11:yoruba go dy shout ontop fone
12:hausa go dy call wrong number
13:ibo

Oguntimmy: U pick race(350km/h)...when u hear Gbuuu!*bomb sound*

500GP: WHEN EASTERNERS SEE LAGOS AS NEW YORK

ggrin: 11:yoruba go dy shout ontop fone
12:hausa go dy call wrong number
13:ibo

WoodcrestMayor: You become apprehensive/expectant when you've had 12hrs of uninterrupted power supply...u don know say na 2days of blackout go follow

TearsOfTheSun: 11. You collect bags of Rice from politicians during election time

ggrin: the aboki sef fit be u