1) The MAT customer: He comes to the bank with mat/bed/pillow for everyone to sleep on(delaying us for more than 45mins)with huge amount of money he has brought in for deposits and u start blaming urself, God why did I queue behind dis man? he makes people with lesser amount of money like 3k depositors or withdrawals start asking God why do bad things happen to good people.they start begging him bros abeg na 3k I wan pay ,let dem attend to me.

2) The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank,common pen dey won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in #Nigeria,once someone tells u "can I have ur pen" Believe me, that is the last time u will see that Pen.

3)The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying,i am @ ur back. if care is not taking 8people can tell u "I dey ur back",then at the end of the day,they cause confusion (na me dey hin back , I don't tell am, I was here before u blah blah)

4) The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first come ,first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the bank,immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager,he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed there transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(God punish devil)

5) The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door,then u see dem removing their belts,car keys,mobile phones etc and yet the manchine keeps shooting "pls go back" my bros next time come to bank naked,he go allow u in.

6)The slip wasters : These kind of people can waste slip for africa,to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.

7) The exile men: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2 years,they will always be asking for today's date,even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for these people

Fellow nairalander,I don try............keep it rolling.

make i laff first b4 i kum bak 2 comment...
So this finally made front page
FTC on a front page topic, first time ever, hope still plenty this year o... #Dancing unclad...

Seems this is a season of 'people one meets' on nairaland.

Make i quickly add my own put for the matter. . . . .

The guys that will go to lady's house and tell the lady to follow them to bank or call a lady to meet them in bank cos they want to deposit in bank. They come with heavy and buggy bag so that the lady will be impressed on seeing the cash filled bag. The interesting thing about the bag is that the highest denomination in it may not be more than #5. The lady won't just know cos she won't go to the counter with them.

The ladies that have no business in the bank. Instead of them to make use of the ATM outside the bank, they won't! They will intentionally and directly go into the bank to withdraw intentionally from the male cashier and pay back that same money intentionally to a male cashier.
Why, to attract the guys. Girls wey won marry banker.
Another interesting things about them is that, na everything they always have artificial and self-created problem in bank and will be looking for the manager to help them to rectify the problem. Just to get the attention of the manager.

The guys that all they want is to come to bank to look for how they will queue behind or before a lady so that they can have a feel on their buttt and boobbs.

I`m guilty of NO 2. OMO I DEY BORROW BIRO LIKE KILODE

Some deh whr u go fill evrytin 4 dem including their names and der wud still ask u 2 confirm dia acc no n dia phone no. But com ooo date de always fuckup pson ooo y?

Lol

D guy or lady who neva drop the duplicate slip

types of people is trending on nairaland nowadays

i'm guilty of number 3
i no dey waste time oooo,once i enter d bank i neva pick d deposite slip finish bt i don dey d queue already..m guilty of dat veri well
nyc ryt up op

guilty of 3 and 2 plus sometimes 1 ..e get 1 day wey I go gtb,d door no allow me in o till I comot my belt hold my falling trouser dey enter d bank,see as dem start to look me,I just find 1 corner and dress up..

Wakins:
D guy or lady who neva drop the duplicate slip

Naso,,,,, u r on point

ebolablast:
guilty of 3 and 2 plus sometimes 1 ..e get 1 day wey I go gtb,d door no allow me in o till I comot my belt hold my falling trouser dey enter d bank,see as dem start to look me,I just find 1 corner and dress up..

very funny, thank God say u wear boxer if not, the rest na the story for the gods

OduntanGabriel:
very funny, thank God say u wear boxer if not, the rest na the story for the gods

my brother na to turn dey go house o

I could have close to 20pens of different brands in my house presently. All borrowed from a fellow customer but never returned after use.

nice one op. guilty of no 2 tho.

Incase

What about the people that give other people their money to help them pay in order to jump queue.

Those people dey vex me

No 4 no queues for me

Gobe for bank

#TeamPenBorrowers

Me no dey look face oo. If I give u my pen, u gaz return am cos I go make sure I recognise ur face b4 giving u. If u run, I go trap you.


Yes! #20 pen u say?
That's a lotta money!

mspee:
#TeamPenBorrowers

oya return my pen. I'm about to leave

lolz...types of pple we meet in toilet coming soon

micolaj:
I`m guilty of NO 2. OMO I DEY BORROW BIRO LIKE KILODE

you're not alone my brother. Anytime i go to the bank, i don get new pen be that.
I so much hate that "i deh ya back". When someone tells me that, i wont even talk to them, till they start quarreling over who's at my back or not. When they ask me, "sister, shey na me deh ya back", i do ask them if we've met before.

Hahaha. Guilty of number 2...
It's not my fault, the pen wouldn't fit in my purse

The trouble markers... They only come to the bank to fight the manager... Once they enter door nah to dey ask where manager office dey aggressively..


The waiting thief... You see then hanging around without doing any transaction, just looking for their next peer, they are always holding a phone to call their partners in crime outside..

The rest room users... The only reason they come to the bank is to use the restroom.

Am guilty of No 4 and 2

missberrypop5:
you're not alone my brother. Anytime i go to the bank, i don get new pen be that.
I so much hate that "i deh ya back". When someone tells me that, i wont even talk to them, till they start quarreling over who's at my back or not. When they ask me, "sister, shey na me deh ya back", i do ask them if we've met before.

Laghin in AFRIKANISM , NIGERIANS CREATING FUNNY SCENE SINCE 1960

Lero15:
oya return my pen. I'm about to leave

Sorry o, I gave it to the lady over there

M guilty of number 4 even if it past 5 in the evening i still enter the bank all in the name of Starlink Global and Ideal (The company where I work)