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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Nobody: 9:02am On Oct 08, 2014

The Nigerian parents that know the day you are disvirgined...!!!

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:03am On Oct 08, 2014

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by englishmart(m): 9:03am On Oct 08, 2014

Hehehehyeye. Some one help.
This is one of the numerous reasons I'm happy in the USA.

Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Dexpro: 9:03am On Oct 08, 2014

lilprinze:
h

Geenet:
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iceberylin:
Hmm

Babyboy1986:
Ok

Adenugay:
okk

hydeka:

Richardjemedafe:
FH

See them

Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by englishmart(m): 9:06am On Oct 08, 2014

Dexpro:

See them

they don't want us to type confidently.

Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Nobody: 9:07am On Oct 08, 2014

I find it stressful scrolling down the long article,its so long,so ain't reading it.

Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Nobody: 9:10am On Oct 08, 2014

Nigerian parents will accuse you of trying to kill them while they are actually trying to kill you.
It goes *pow pow paw* u want to kill me abi? *gboom gbam*. I did not kill my own parents o! No child will come and kill me *gbam!!!!*(that was a frying pan)

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by bigsmoke2(m): 9:12am On Oct 08, 2014

If u serve food wih left hand na slap go follow

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Nobody: 9:18am On Oct 08, 2014

lilprinze:
h

U would have sold diz piece of land 2 me

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by gistmelove(m): 9:24am On Oct 08, 2014

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by AdekunleIG(m): 9:25am On Oct 08, 2014

bigfrancis21:
Another hilarious comment by someone pulled out too.

naijabrit88
on May 9, 2013 at 12:14 PM

Nigerian films scare me even in the daytime. There was a film Liz Benson was in where a group of boys dug up her grave and stole her jewelry. She came back to haunt them. That wasn’t the scary bit. What was scary was the powder she packed onto her face to show that she was a ghost. I could not sleep for days! Nigerian scary films made me think at a time that a witch was going to pop out of nowhere.

That was Diamond Ring (Teju Baby Face, RMD, Liz Benson)
I love that film!

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by ikekings(m): 9:25am On Oct 08, 2014

hydeka:
My mum could shout your name when you're miles away and what is she calling you for? To get her the tv remote that is just a few steps away from her on the center table.

Lol.. Very annoying.. Funny, I do it sometimes.

Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Nobody: 9:34am On Oct 08, 2014

Wow

reminder of the days when I hated my parents for most of the stuff they did and their way of training me grin

but growing up, I realise that was their way of showing that they love and cared about me....I love my parents to bits.

Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Beennkumar(m): 9:37am On Oct 08, 2014

Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Nicepoker(m): 9:38am On Oct 08, 2014

This op wil be an autocratic dad.

Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by obi123: 9:46am On Oct 08, 2014

Nigerian parents =killjoys

it is when you are watching an interesting channel that they know that the car needs washing, that beans needs grinding, uniforms need ironing,meeting blouse needs ironing ,dogs cage and kitchen cabinets needs re-lining with newspaper, white hair needs plucking, toes needs cracking in fact all sorts of errands seem to come out just when you are watching your fav channel .
Bless them sha

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Nobody: 9:48am On Oct 08, 2014

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Nicepoker(m): 9:51am On Oct 08, 2014

My dad was kind of autocratic RIP. Mum fell under the parliamentary system.

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by IbokUtoroh(m): 10:02am On Oct 08, 2014

OkikiOluwa1:
Last Bullet

gBES

Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by 2prexios: 10:06am On Oct 08, 2014

bigfrancis21:
Victor Enahoro
on May 9, 2013 at 2:13 AM

There was one time I went to a hospital, and they were forcing one little boy to drink his medicine which of cus he didn’t like. To my ernest surprise the mother wrapped this little boy like an anaconda, used her fingers to shut his nostrils leaving the poor boy with no choice but to open his mouth AND GULP!! went in the medicine.That was some 6 yrs ago and I still haven’t recovered from that.

Our mothers has a proverb to this end: to ba ko ni gba, a o fun l'ekoro, that is, 'if he refuse at 'take' we'll force it down his system'. So they will compress the child in-between their thighs safely, using the right hand to pour the meal direct to the child's mouth and the left hand to form funnel and to block the child's nostril the moment the meal is poured and gulped, the woman release the nostril spasmodically in the process. The mother clean up the child after the feeding experience. #CelebratingAfricanwoman.

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by CoCoLav(f): 10:14am On Oct 08, 2014

lol

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by NizyO01(f): 10:16am On Oct 08, 2014

I can never forget the time when my mum would wake me up with cane around ard 7am cos I would normally wake up late,after so many 7am wakeup flogs,I would be half awake before 7 till I hear those angry footsteps,walking towards my room,the sprints and stunts I pull out of bed ehen,Jacki shan serf can't bit that........lol,when sweeping my dad would delibrately walk ard bare foot,to make sure there is no trace of sand or dirt anywhere,if not hmm story for another day.when going out,u must give account of where,what and why must be back not later than 6pm not more than 30mins,.........does anyone remember how parents talk with there eyes?,like when u go to visit and u are offered something and the first thing u do is look at their eyes for approval,sometimes there is that look"if u try it I will kill u"hehehe.......My dad particularly had that look we called"shamy look" the morning after a mess up that make u feel like disappearing,u could feel the strong stare even without looking serf,the best thing was to avoid him throughout the day,cos it leaves u feeling ashamed and useless..parents will over work u and make u do things u should do in 3/2days in 1 and tell u,"u are a girl am training you" If u don't cook well or help out in the kitchen,they would insult u and tell u how ur husband will come and give u back with ur bride price....lmao!when I think abt it now,it was all out of love,hard love.they are definitely the best!

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by purplekayc(m): 10:27am On Oct 08, 2014

Yeah,I have to respect and follow someone I don't know or have nithing to do with even if it turns you foolish undecided

Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Hookah(m): 10:31am On Oct 08, 2014

African parents...practicing slave trade since 1820

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Kezifils(m): 10:54am On Oct 08, 2014

hydeka:
My mum could shout your name when you're miles away and what is she calling you for? To get her the tv remote that is just a few steps away from her on the center table.

This makes me boil.

Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Amadaz(m): 10:55am On Oct 08, 2014

If i tell that i read this post to the end, then i'm the baddest liar ever liveth. nice write-up anyway

Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Nobody: 10:57am On Oct 08, 2014

This thread has got me lol...i remember vividly when i was a kid. Mum gave me an errand to do before she went to her office and I totally forgot about it. She came back and asked if i did the errand and I asked her if she told me to do anything for her. Before i could say "jack" she gave me one stinging slap. I dunno what activated me to run away from the room. I ran outside and started crying and mumuring..the slap registered o. I didn't know when my mum came behind me and hit me on my head. I come tear race and my mum started chasing me. I thought I could out run my mum because she's plump but she proved me wrong. All the while I was running,i was screaming my lungs out trying to attract the neighbours but no one came to my rescue. She finally caught up with me and flogged me with her silppers.
Try nonsense with my dad and he would show you pepper. You know putting pepper in the eyes and bum? and he would end up flogging you with his belt. Those days are gone and I can boldly say I'm proud of the lady I turned out to be. Thanks to my parents,i love them to bits.

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Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Tuktuk: 10:57am On Oct 08, 2014

PROUDLY NIGERIAN. grin

GOD BLESS OUR COUNTRY. THESE AND SO MANY MORE ARE THE REASONS WHY WE ARE MORALLY UPRIGHT AND STILL TRY TO UPHOLD OUR CULTURE AND TRADITIONS WHERE EVER WE FIND OURSELVES IN THIS FAST CHANGING WORLD.CAN'T TRADE BEING A NIGERIAN FOR COUNTRY. shocked

Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by Emmanuel6(m): 10:59am On Oct 08, 2014

hydeka:
My mum could shout your name when you're miles away and what is she calling you for? To get her the tv remote that is just a few steps away from her on the center table.

So true

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