labaski:


shey na onemansquad abi mention?

Common Babe.. M ya Ideal Man

handie:
bia, Mention and Onemansquad. respect yaselves before security throw you out o..... infact sef, i'm moving labaski from the two of una place. labaski dearie, come siddon with me for director's box jor

Lol.. Death dey hungry you abi?

abeg my guys make una no vex say i leave u cnc monin..i been write one exam today..

y una dey fight untop my head so nah e be like say i don put myself inside trouble ooo.. i no even need anybody again, i don vex..

SMALLPENIS: *walks in, everyone hails me, carries Alhaji Hassim's chair on his head, keeps it in VVVVIP Area*

na Lana Reis kidnap me o @handie , na onemansquad and mention come rescue me atlast.
Oya onemansquad, after taking over from Lana Reis as Alhaji Hassim, I need one bottle pure water
Labaski, abeg give me small zobo

na zobo u see say i dey drink so na Jack Daniel..olodo..are u myopic like me

labaski:
na zobo u see say i dey drink so na Jack Daniel..olodo..are u myopic like me

yes o!

labaski:
abeg my guys make una no vex say i leave u cnc monin..i been write one exam today..

y una dey fight untop my head so nah e be like say i don put myself inside trouble ooo.. i no even need anybody again, i don vex..

oya come sit down with Alhaji Hassim

[quote author=labaski post=27040687]abeg my guys make una no vex say i leave u cnc monin..i been write one exam today.... Ideally, I suppose ask how the exam but I no go ask cause I know say the exam go well. Best of luck dearie

SMALLPENIS:


oya come sit down with Alhaji Hassim

why sit with a criminal? Abeg come and sit with Chike jare... Ogbeni Hassim, Labaski is not the material type of gal

labaski:
abeg my guys make una no vex say i leave u cnc monin..i been write one exam today..

y una dey fight untop my head so nah e be like say i don put myself inside trouble ooo.. i no even need anybody again, i don vex..

best of luck ma dear
#bt u mst b kidding sha to say u dnt nid anybdy

Mention:

Who z dz one?? Who brought a toddler to the house??
Labaski Dearie, come over, I got a special package for you...

whr is d bouncer!!!
giv me dat gun ah wnt blow psn head

Onemansquad:

whr is d bouncer!!!
giv me dat gun ah wnt blow psn head

Hanhan! Onemansquad, e never reach gun level now, y don't u drop d gun and let's make it survival of d fittest!

Onemansquad:

best of luck ma dear
#bt u mst b kidding sha to say u dnt nid anybdy

Lols! Why would she need ya'll again when she don have me

Onemansquad:

best of luck ma dear
#bt u mst b kidding sha to say u dnt nid anybdy

Lols! Why would she need ya'll again when she don have me, abeg go jump in front of trailer jare and lemme enjoy d gud time I have wit my labaski dearie

Labaski is causing a commotion here. To avert crises, I as the CEO of this thread in collaboration with the director of operations @ Mention has decided to evict Labaski from the thread unless she comes and seat by my side. THIS IS THE VERDICT! No appeals allowed

omo ds one n GOBE o..abeg handie, invite all d females wey dey d previous thread make dem come here so dat girls go dey enuf for d guys wey dey here..in ds case na 1 female vs plenty fierce men ooo.. and i no wan die young.. biko..

handie:
Labaski is causing a commotion here. To avert crises, I as the CEO of this thread in collaboration with the director of operations @ Mention has decided to evict Labaski from the thread unless she comes and seat by my side. THIS IS THE VERDICT! No appeals allowed

make i kukuma dey come ur place cos i no go like to carry ds course.. but u know say deze pple go enter war cos of ds ooo..

labaski:
omo ds one n GOBE o..abeg handie, invite all d females wey dey d previous thread make dem come here so dat girls go dey enuf for d guys wey dey here..in ds case na 1 female vs plenty fierce men ooo.. and i no wan die young.. biko..

oya. As my right hand lady, I delegate to you the power to invite every invitable lady..... BTW, where's Hameenat94?

17 Awosika Episode 2(Abuja connect) I am not a big fan of 9 to 5 work, so i made
some kind of arrangement for myself, i sell
laptops, do office supplies, sell phones, all this
is just to keep me busy, most of my main cash
come from blackmailing my father
As for me, I got into this house like a year ago,
my folks are well to do but as a good for
nothing boy that I am, as soon as I finished
serving in delta state, early 2010. I dint want to
have anything to do with my folks anymore
asides collecting money from them , I opted to
stay with my big brother Seye, he’s a security
expert, as I.T security o, not S.S.S o, he’s a
confirmed big boy, he was using a the lastest
Range Rover sport, but he’s relocating abroad
for reasons I dint think were substantial enough,
this mofo of my bro earns in dollars and it pays
very well, he would actually earn a lil bit higher
than he earns in Nigeria but he has made up his
mind to leave sha, as a great manipulator that I
am, he was putting every thing in his house for
sale, I ran to my father to help me talk to his
son to leave everything so I can continue to use
his properties, so anytime he comes into the
country, he can stay in the place rather than go
to a hotel, meanwhile I dint mean the whole
having somewhere to stay.
My father blatantly said “No, Bukunmi! Your
brother worked his way up, he didn’t need my
help and you know my policy! You must gather
your own properties through your sweat, Get
out of my sight, lazy boy”
Why is this man para-ing for me nah, must we all
suffer? even Goodluck said he didn’t have shoes
as a child, abegi, all that na story, now nko, isn’t
he riding around with entourage, i no wan hear
am jo, I quite understand that he had to go to
school in tattered clothes, but times are
different now, there is no use going to my
mother, she will redirect me back to this man
again, they both have this intercom in their
head, that they use in communicating…… If all
else fails, Blackmail will not.
I always wonder why my father can be so difficult
abt this ‘small’ issue sef…ahan…. Does he have
more than 2 children, me and my brother
Well, I no too trust this man, light bulb come to
think of it, I saw this man receiving a head at
Ikoyi club na, why am I dulling sef, Seye’s
properties must be mine at least the house with
the furnitures evil grin
I went back to meet him where he was watching
his tennis match, the man no no say him don
old, he still plays tennis, for me, am fit, I love
running commentary as usual during sports. He’s
already commending “This Djokovich guy is a
natural winner”
I replied “Daddy, I need to speak with you”
He replied “I have a feeling I shouldn’t listen to
you, the devil is speaking through you today and
as a Deacon in church, I should ask you to flee
away from me.”
I replied “Why won’t you listen to your own son,
your last born for that matter, all this you’ve
built, isn’t it for us to continue your legacy”
He screams “Bukunmi, am adjusting my will, as
soon as I die, you should be given N10M, thats
all, your brother will lead the company, however,
if you succeed in killing your brother, the
company will go public, the company will pay you
salary, no director benefit for you! because I
have a feeling, you will singlehandedly wreck my
company and everything I have worked for all
these years, all the legal work has been done”
I replied ” Daddy, calm down na, I know u’re
joking, I can forward your resume to Zeb Ejiro or
Lancelot Imasuen or even Emem Isong, so they
can give you a role as husband to Patience
Ozorkwo, una fit each other, laughing”
He smiles ” Okay, what’s the problem, and for
the sake of God, let it not be that you’re trying
to inherit Seye alive because I will tell him, so he
can alert the appropriate authorities,SSS, FBI,
CIA, MOSSAD, AL-QEADA, EFCC, we might have
an incoming murder case”..... Have a blessed weekend ladies and gentlemen

ftc ftc ftc dancing shoki wt one hand..

handie:
Labaski is causing a commotion here. To avert crises, I as the CEO of this thread in collaboration with the director of operations @ Mention has decided to evict Labaski from the thread unless she comes and seat by my side. THIS IS THE VERDICT! No appeals allowed

Alaye don't get ur hopes high ooo cos dats definitely gonna happen if I'm still alive! Onemansquad, come see as handie and mention wan use chicken brain 4 us ooo...

handie:
Labaski is causing a commotion here. To avert crises, I as the CEO of this thread in collaboration with the director of operations @ Mention has decided to evict Labaski from the thread unless she comes and seat by my side. THIS IS THE VERDICT! No appeals allowed

Alaye don't get ur hopes high ooo cos dats definitely not gonna happen if I'm still alive! Onemansquad, come see as handie and mention wan use chicken brain 4 us ooo...

labaski:
ftc ftc ftc dancing shoki wt one hand..

*held the other hand along with ur waist and begun twisting and rolling it... Dis gal sabi dance pass kaffy ooo

Dis bukunmi guy na bad boy oo *he mst b a ruged man*

I'm feeling you bro. I swear.

Keep it up.

Fatalveli:
*held the other hand along with ur waist and begun twisting and rolling it... Dis gal sabi dance pass kaffy ooo

FATALVELI! E be like say this thread don tire u ba? Who know Fatalveli better warn am now o. He's going tooo far

kayemjay:
I'm feeling you bro. I swear.

Keep it up.

what else can I do than dance skelewu, shoki and alanta together? thanks BOSS

handie:
FATALVELI! E be like say this thread don tire u ba? Who know Fatalveli better warn am now o. He's going tooo far

I'll take my chances, its labaski we are talking about afterall! Lolz

Bukunmi's old man sef is very funny. Following.....

Fatalveli:
I'll take my chances, its labaski we are talking about afterall! Lolz

Fatalveli:
*held the other hand along with ur waist and begun twisting and rolling it... Dis gal sabi dance pass kaffy ooo

..am blushing rainbow colours

handie:
FATALVELI! E be like say this thread don tire u ba? Who know Fatalveli better warn am now o. He's going tooo far

dont mind him,

tescoleps:
Bukunmi's old man sef is very funny. Following.....

Aww! Tescoleps darling, how far na? it's been awhile o.... hope you've been good. Me missed you plenty sha. Abeg labaski u fit go one corner. tescoleps is my new seatmate jare.... abeg tescoleps make we go that dark corner for back jare

labaski:
..am blushing rainbow colours

dont mind him,

hmmmmm. i'm sensing a conspiracy.... na so una dey talk if una wan switch camp o