Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. - Romance - Nairaland
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| Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by ERCROSS(op): 7:16pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
I ve only heard about it, have Neva had a girl crazy enough to fart in my presence. Until I met this particular lady who broke the record.. I went out to get something while she was inside, I came back and whole place was stinking, I asked if she perceive the foul smell but all I heard was.... VooooOoooommmm.. Pra-kpa-pa.... I was like... Jeez... Which kind human being be this..  And she was like :: shey u u no dey fart ni abi wetin..  She says she feel so comfortable whenever she's around with me... Guyz.. Feel Free to share ur experience too Oooo  |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Nobody: 7:38pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
I release it at will. Doesn't matter if she's with me. |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by CuteAnnabelle(f): 7:47pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Lol...•That's kinda gross... 1 Like |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by sleeknick: 7:49pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
I fart any time, anywhere, and at any climate. In fact I be free to air. Mess no get toilet o. My girl friend na expert fartist. When we combine mess our neighbour generator dey start by imself..... 11 Likes |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Cheadiva(f): 7:59pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Fart no get house na |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Tymax(m): 8:00pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
1 Like |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by tosyne2much(m): 8:02pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Girls oya come and form ooooo.. ** just here to read comment** |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Lordabas: 8:07pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
'Don't trust a woman that can't fart in your presence. She has many secrets' - Pete Edochie in (Things Fall Apart) 3 Likes |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Infomizer(m): 8:11pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
If you can't fart in her presence, don't marry her. If she can't fart in yours, run! 2 Likes |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by ERCROSS(op): 9:26pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
sleeknick:Brosieh... U can lie ooo.. |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by salomycruz: 9:32pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
i love doin it in front of my bobo o...he just replies with the day ur puff smell i wud breakup with you...which he has experience many times.lol |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Nobody: 11:15pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
NO! Jeez' that's disrespectful. I can't, Never, Ever. |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Mobebi(m): 11:25pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
if to say she form, u for complain... now she free herself around u, u still complain... but come to think of it, a babe fartin loud in a guy's presence, that's guts! 1 Like |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Baddestguyp(m): 11:26pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
I only fart when I'm using d toilet  |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Mirahcul: 2:47am On Oct 17, 2014 |
The last time I did it in her presence.. I woke up on a Hospital bed |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by ojun50(m): 6:04am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Na 2day |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Nobody: 6:17am On Oct 17, 2014 |
....Whats there in farting infront of my boyfriend??.....But he'll be the one to first start it oooo |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by johnchiii(m): 7:03am On Oct 17, 2014 |
sleeknick:laff no go kill me here |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Kunleskey(m): 7:05am On Oct 17, 2014 |
My lecturer do say...attend to the call of nature @once...if u don't release dat tin @dat moment it can lead to another fin.. |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Ladygorgeous(f): 7:36am On Oct 17, 2014 |
fart ke. ..I would b to embarassed to do dat oooh. PS:am new on nairaland,just registered. 1 Like |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Nobody: 11:34am On Oct 17, 2014 |
When ur both 2geda, jst Lock d door, close all d windows, turn off d ventilation(fans & a.c) and let ur imagination sorry anus run wild..... 1 Like |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Agybabe(f): 11:39am On Oct 17, 2014 |
I would only do it when it on emergency! And the ministry would keep moving after an apology. |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by nawtikid(m): 12:23pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
I've neva had any of my exes fart in my presence....bt itz rilly adorable 2 av a girl fart in my presence...it shows she'z comfortable with me 4 Likes |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Nobody: 12:31pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
No  |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Nobody: 12:39pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
MarthaK:hehehe |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by KingTom(m): 12:54pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
If you cannot, it means you don't love your partner |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by KingTom(m): 12:55pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
Ladygorgeous:NL woman wrappers, over to you |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by valdes00(m): 1:07pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
In d room 2geda wit her Itunnu: baby I want to fart oo Me: if dem born u well, try am... Itunnu: *smiles*... N dem she drops d bomb KPRA KPRA TA TA Me: *starts hittin her wit d pillow*.... Rough play starts frm dere, later leadin to straffin.... I love dat babe hen.... She's damn so free wit me.... Na she still b no1... I must marry her 1 Like |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Missyetty(f): 1:08pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
Wetin concern me, we dey compete wit fart xef...mehn we er so free 2 each oda |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Nobody: 1:14pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
KingTom:which woman wrappers when you don start already  |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by KingTom(m): 3:28pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
KiddaBlingzz:No vex abeg, let me rephrase that "fellow NL wowan wrappers, over to you". |
| Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Mprex(f): 3:34pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
No nau. Shyness wont lemme dream of it sef  1 Like |
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