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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:57pm On Oct 18, 2014

Rutheby:
'I love you'...... Stil wondering why i believed dat.

lol

i love you

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by natureblack(m): 1:21pm On Oct 18, 2014*

She told me her mum has blurry vision and asked me for $1100 so she could send to her for optical operation.

The summary of it all is,her mum died four years before we even met. lipsrsealed

#BitchWantedToExtortFromMe

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by chinex276(m): 1:22pm On Oct 18, 2014*

The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again?

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by datguru: 1:23pm On Oct 18, 2014

That her ex travelled abroad

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by initialize(m): 1:23pm On Oct 18, 2014

I don't know how to lie, probably while it didn't last cos she is so good at it

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by ayusco85(m): 1:23pm On Oct 18, 2014

every lie told to me by a girl is a dumb lie, because i know its a lie but i pretend grin

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 1:23pm On Oct 18, 2014

kolinz:
all girls are not the same

Lmao! So its a lie ? grin

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Barselonia(m): 1:26pm On Oct 18, 2014

AM STILL A VIRGIN..... HOW SHE GO KNOW grin

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by eedris07(m): 1:26pm On Oct 18, 2014

I have only had sex 1c...

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 1:27pm On Oct 18, 2014

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..

They got married last month..

Wow!...and how did you feel about it?

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by sniperwolf(m): 1:27pm On Oct 18, 2014*

"You will never see me again", she walked out of the house in 2 hours "I'm sorry I didn't mean what I said".

Next week she walked out swearing with a bible this time, next day, "I'm sorry, let's pray that God forgives me for swearing with the bible and I want to see you again".

Every week one fight and make-up, the relationship wasn't getting healthy so I walked out and never looked back

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by sophib: 1:27pm On Oct 18, 2014

She recieve lot of calls from men like mtn customer care,but she still says baby dey are all my friends.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by April07: 1:28pm On Oct 18, 2014

khukhi:
Wow!...and how did you feel about it?

Lol... guess I always knew they were meant for each other... plus our relationship wasnt that hot..

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by OboloMAN: 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2014

datguru:
That her ex travelled abroad

Love that Line...
Any day he returns den we can say good byes...

My guy ur just in da friend zone grin

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Jerrick(m): 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2014

Reading comments with my magnifying spectacles. cool

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by moneymaker24(m): 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2014

Am Just coming from Abeokuta even when I knew she's just coming from Benin.

I will stop calling you (Said that months ago) but she still called this morning sef. grin

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by johnstar(m): 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2014

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by OboloMAN: 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2014

sophib:
She recieve lot of calls from men like mtn customer care,but she still says baby dey are all my friends.

Miss Social... Business Calls cool

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by initialize(m): 1:30pm On Oct 18, 2014*

Dominionng:
Let's keep the ball rolling.

Let me open the floor

"My hymen was broken with a dild0 by a senior student at my all girls hostel. So, practically I'm a virgin coz I've never had sex" she whispered.

I shake my head and smiled Probably the witches and wizards at her village were fanning themselves with her photo

I've heard this one before...... Hers was that it is their family tradition for her father to break her daughters hymen in rituals to the family gods

Smart lie

I fell for it that time sha..... Mumu me then!

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:30pm On Oct 18, 2014*

Ex told me she was pregnant. shocked

when i asked her for tha test result,she spun an incredible tale about how her granny took the test result with her when she travelled to South Africa undecided

If she was a little cat,i woulda strangled her there. This ain't a joke o,this girl made me have sleepless nights

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Truckpusher(m): 1:30pm On Oct 18, 2014

No man has ever fuccked me the way you do. cheesy

......smh

Girls can lie. angry

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:30pm On Oct 18, 2014*

Coming from my friend's Ex, She said;

‘All Men cheat.’

This should be the dumbest for me.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:31pm On Oct 18, 2014

my ex don't lie na me dey lie say I can't do without him now i am married

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:31pm On Oct 18, 2014

Can't help it buh laff at y'all comments. There is always two side to every story lipsrsealed

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by OboloMAN: 1:31pm On Oct 18, 2014

ayusco85:
every lie told to me by a girl is a dumb lie, because i know its a lie but i pretend

You Pretend den ur Dumb twoo...

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by VENTY0(f): 1:32pm On Oct 18, 2014

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by ednut1(m): 1:32pm On Oct 18, 2014

i cant suck di*k its disgusting. only for me to see a facebook chat wit a guy. afta ahe forgot to log off my laptop. hahahahaha. d guy describing how he enjoyed her suckin

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Ately: 1:32pm On Oct 18, 2014

Dat her mama dream say.. I dea disturb dem for dream... Say I cum from a masqurade family cheesy

#can u imagine dat...... grin

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by OboloMAN: 1:32pm On Oct 18, 2014

prettythicksme:
my ex don't lie na me dey lie say I can't do without him now i am married

And his Single huh

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Truckpusher(m): 1:33pm On Oct 18, 2014

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..

They got married last month..

Somebody benched you. grin

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by kennosklint(m): 1:35pm On Oct 18, 2014

Wetin u wan use am do enn op huh

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