What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? - Romance (3)

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:35pm On Oct 18, 2014

OboloMAN:
And his Single

got only kid from a Lady.

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Truckpusher(m): 1:35pm On Oct 18, 2014

ednut1:
i cant suck di*k its disgusting. only for me to see a facebook chat wit a guy. afta ahe forgot to log off my laptop. hahahahaha. d guy describing how he enjoyed her suckin

What was your next action?

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by April07: 1:35pm On Oct 18, 2014

Truckpusher:
No man has ever fuccked me the way you do. ......smh

Girls can lie.

So what if she meant it? undecided

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by shaggy007(m): 1:36pm On Oct 18, 2014

dmz:
Travelled to Enugu and switched off her phone, came back two days later and told me that she had to give her cousin her battery and was disappointed when she switched it back on (on her way back), not to see text messages and voice mails from me.

I was speechless, eyes and mouth wide open like of all the shyte she could have come up with.
Acted like I was pissed because a brother wasn't alone when she was gone.

Correct guy, mah niga.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Ymodulus: 1:36pm On Oct 18, 2014

That she was .... I am coming

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by OboloMAN: 1:36pm On Oct 18, 2014

this relationship is affecting my spiritual Life... we need a break... shocked

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Two weeks later She was Digging a broda in Church ... #WTF undecided

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by creamy1990(f): 1:36pm On Oct 18, 2014

ibkonekt:
I dont suck guys its dirty. Little did i know that she was a vacuum cleaner

chai!!! Vacuum wetin

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Libkid(m): 1:37pm On Oct 18, 2014

if u leave me or break my heart am gona die.its bin 3yrs but am yet to see her obituary poster

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by arvinsloane(m): 1:37pm On Oct 18, 2014

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..

They got married last month..

Chai....

you be world best

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Rilwayne001: 1:37pm On Oct 18, 2014

she said "my ex broke my heart"
i was like "really"?? …

she asked me if i can mend it for her,
i said "i dont have a super glue"

am allergic to liers…

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Truckpusher(m): 1:37pm On Oct 18, 2014

April07:
So what if she meant it?

Believing anything from her and believe anything in the world. grin

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by shaggy007(m): 1:38pm On Oct 18, 2014

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..

They got married last month..

Hey! You can lie eh.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by moneymaker24(m): 1:40pm On Oct 18, 2014

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..

They got married last month..

Oooophs! *Now scared o* My Bestie is a female and people often say we are meant for each other and sorts. If you aren't close to us you would say we re dating without doubt. I just hope we don't end up like in ur ex case o undecided

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:41pm On Oct 18, 2014

Ymodulus:
That she was .... I am coming

Lol!!!!!

Liar, never even dated not to talk of ex. We don't need kids here.

@Topic

My ex lied that he was at work in Kano (official duty) meanwhile he was with another lady watching movies at the cinema. That was what I am even aware of what went on after then I know not

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:41pm On Oct 18, 2014

"I love you", these words have been abused by a thousand and one soap opera.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Truckpusher(m): 1:41pm On Oct 18, 2014

shaggy007:
Hey! You can lie eh.

How did you know?

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Sodje364(m): 1:42pm On Oct 18, 2014

*in lolade's voice*'i am breaking up with you because you hooked my bestie up with your bestie.
*in my head*what a nice and reasonable excuse.
*me saying*alright,it's all good knowing you found greater happiness in him than in me and you should know i am talking about your socalled classmate right across the road in the black car.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by PietroRico(m): 1:42pm On Oct 18, 2014

I've always don't it once.
That's what almost all of them say shocked

What kind of coincidence Is that? undecided

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Rutheby(f): 1:43pm On Oct 18, 2014

KiddaBlingzz:
lol

i love you

Lie.....

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by OboloMAN: 1:43pm On Oct 18, 2014

moneymaker24:
Oooophs! *Now scared o* My Bestie is a female and people often say we are meant for each other and sorts. If you aren't close to us you would say we re dating without doubt. I just hope we don't end up like in ur ex case o

Lol... Never u make my girl ur bestie ooo... if i catch uuuuu huh

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by shaggy007(m): 1:43pm On Oct 18, 2014

Truckpusher:
How did you know?

Read everything she wrote. Read in between the lines.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by idu1(m): 1:43pm On Oct 18, 2014

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..

They got married last month..

make i put soundtrack for u cheesy

*its a super story, life of treasure and sorrow. *its a supper stoorry life of treasure and sorroow o. Its a super story.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by engrsamie: 1:44pm On Oct 18, 2014

You are my one and only......until I saw. Her carrying Kunle's baby

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by April07: 1:44pm On Oct 18, 2014

Truckpusher:
Somebody benched you.

oh puhlease... you know that's not even possible.. I dumped his azs months ago.. cool

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Jaglieski: 1:44pm On Oct 18, 2014

MrsGoodness:
your always bragging

leave him alone

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by condralbede(m): 1:45pm On Oct 18, 2014

ibkonekt:
I dont suck guys its dirty. Little did i know that she was a vacuum cleaner

so you hv been sucked too huh

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Jaglieski: 1:46pm On Oct 18, 2014

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..

They got married last month..

sorry oh!

Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by moneymaker24(m): 1:46pm On Oct 18, 2014

OboloMAN:
Lol... Never u make my girl ur bestie ooo... if i catch uuuuu

Lol what's your girl's name? Cos she could be d one wink

. She's in a distant relationship tongue

so u can't be so sure. cheesy

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by April07: 1:46pm On Oct 18, 2014

Truckpusher:
Believing anything from her and believe anything in the world.

You should be happy.. she prolly was stroking your ego tongue

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by karmaleon: 1:46pm On Oct 18, 2014

...dat she spent two nights in a hotel with a guy she was cheating on me with and never had sex

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by lionduke(m): 1:47pm On Oct 18, 2014

Kachisbarbie:
hahaha...seeing a text of 'baby pls buy me postinor2'

And he was like, that wasn't for me, it was my hommiez girlfriend that sent it to him the day I lent him my phone because his phone was down and there wasn't a means to charge it...whew

I forgot to add that the sender was someone he claimed is an 'ex' - then he said his ex and his hommiez current girlfriend are namesakes...oh Good Jesus

I felt like taking an IQ test immediately - bc e get the kind lie person go tell you ehn, you would wonder if you're that dull...hahahaha

is his father lie Mohammed

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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Truckpusher(m): 1:48pm On Oct 18, 2014

April07:
oh puhlease... you know that's not even possible.. I dumped his azs months ago..

I know you don't lie but when you do lie , it would require a soothsayer to unravel the mystery behind such lies. grin

So, now you tell me, who dumped who?

Do not lie abt it , I have an online lie detector watching over you cheesy

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