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Here goes mine...

After dating for close to 5years, we ended up splitting up.. However, we remained close friends.. During the time we were dating I consistently asked her if she was messing with a friend of mine but she said no.. She admitted she kissed him but nothing happened.. Fast forward to a few weeks ago, my friend called me and apologized for sleeping with her.. I munched the screen and sent to her.. She then called and started apologizing.. I just thank God I didn't marry her.. Else how would I have handled it in marriage

Dominionng:
Is he a son of a politician?

Haha!!! He can lie for africa LMAO

Quiet1:
Here goes mine...

After dating for close to 5years, we ended up splitting up.. However, we remained close friends.. During the time we were dating I consistently asked her if she was messing with a friend of mine but she said no.. She admitted she kissed him but nothing happened.. Fast forward to a few weeks ago, my friend called me and apologized for sleeping with her.. I munched the screen and sent to her.. She then called and started apologizing.. I just thank God I didn't marry her.. Else how would I have handled it in marriage

YOU can lie oo. Your friend called you and you munch the screen of the voice call to show her Find another story

chinex276:
The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again?

This na d dumbest lie I ever heard on nairaland... bros yu can lie oooh

fairygeh:
@ outsmart, we all learn everyday

one told me 2 paay her sskl fees middle of semester,(UI)...I laff cz it wz 2nd semester,said dey pay skl fees 2ce in d skl..

Anoda said sshe wz going to skl in oxford,dt she made 6as in waec,I called her mum wen my babes fone wz switched off,mum tells me,she's writing GCE

Wuz dt guy in d picture,he is my uncle,later dey dated...uncle sha

I av ad sex only 1ce,na free fall..wen I enta

My dad owns a hummer,*all na wash,

I av nt seen my ex 4 d past 3yrs,dey wia married 2months afta
She shagged me

I dnt suck dcks,yet she does it so well

Too many lies abeg,I tire 4 d matter,I jjst smile and tak it in my stride,its a free world,na u get ur mouth


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hischoice:
I am the liar.
Even I get scared of my lies sometimes but I guess she loves to hear them, no wonder she's carrying my baby now.

She's my wife (technically me EX-girlfriend)

Now that's not funny. If u are man enof to upgrade a woman to wife, then be man enof to remain faithful cos it won't cost u a thing.

Chaii. Laff one kill. Me

fairygeh:
He showed me pepper o,however,I am thankful,Laughing cos i am over him now and I have the most amazing guy any lady could ever wish for .

....Wano dish us a lil tale from your ordeal? So gurls can learn?

Hmmmmm, so u met the one? Wow!
But ermmm, isn't that what u told us when u were with ur EX? ( not to quote, just kidding)

Mskrisx:
Chaii. Laff one kill. Me

. No die o.

segzybobo:
Imaging a lady telling you that she is currently dating 7 guys but i'm the one she like most, she even called one of her friend to come and confirm it... and I b like shay dis gurl see mark for my face nii

Ur own is fair. What of one that kept calling me assistant boyfriend. After I investigated her sorry ass found out she had being playing one buccaneer hit man with me also found out we weren't the only guys she was playing. She had uncles all over Nigeria. She once confessed after downing 3 large stouts "my uncles are very rich but I only spend night at their place when their wives are outside the country" Na so my alarm bells begin ring. All this time I no even smell her puzzy till boyfriend 1 pushed her to the curbs she come make she settle with me. Come see begging and more lies. She no sabi say I don get her story from her own friends. Anyway, I housed her 3 days with me cos I wanted to really 4k her. We both 4 ked ourselves senseless I dropped her at the park and told her to delete my number. Told her the story of her life. That's was 4 years ago. She still calls me begging. SometimeSometimes I wonder whether she get too much ear wax where make am no hear say "it's over".

Mskrisx:
Chaii. Laff one kill. Me

If u made it this far( PG 0-15) don't worry, u'd survive.

Heineken:
. A very big textbook about football

to avoid them from getting pregnant?

DailyNews:
Everyone (male & female) on nairaland dumped their bf or gf, have never read abt a nairalander who got dumped, y Justwondering anyway.

Funny thread

go and read my own

Adikam:
to avoid them from getting pregnant?

. Bros you even know before and you still dey ask wats postinor2? You be JAMB?

My cousin's gf found a used condom wrap on d bed wen she asked,d guy said oh its a new product a friend gave me I just wanted to know how lubricated and flavoured it is b4 we use it

Me: honey I av been calling u since
Gf: baby I am not with my fone
Me: but u av been reply my message on bbm
Gf: yeah I remove my sim and put it in my sister fone
Me: you also remove your bbm pin and put in ur sister fone?
Gf: she became deaf for two days

Had this "friends with benefits" arrangement with a girl in my skool days. Bt she has a boyfriend who works and spends on her like there was no tomoro. He pays for her accomodation, pocket money, clothing etc. Fast forward to a nite she was to sleep over at my place. We just finished the 1st round when this guy called. She picked the fone, and without blinking an eyelid said "I'm in a tutorial, I'll call you back when we are tru". I jst weak and felt sorry for the guy. That 1 no mean say I no bleep am again and again sha o.

Igbohater:
YOU can lie oo. Your friend called you and you munch the screen of the voice call to show her Find another story

Busted!!!!!!!

Quiet1:
Here goes mine...

After dating for close to 5years, we ended up splitting up.. However, we remained close friends.. During the time we were dating I consistently asked her if she was messing with a friend of mine but she said no.. She admitted she kissed him but nothing happened.. Fast forward to a few weeks ago, my friend called me and apologized for sleeping with her.. I munched the screen and sent to her.. She then called and started apologizing.. I just thank God I didn't marry her.. Else how would I have handled it in marriage

Yo, you just lied. How did you munch the call? Calls can be munched now?

tweetobyte:
I don't LIE.

Hmmm. Like your confidence. But its easier said. So tell me you never lied to her?

she is my sister.
my sister is pregnant.
my wife don born.

Kenny slim u r a boy oo

I'm sorry but I wanted to know how red heads taste but u r my only luv

April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..


They got married last month..

hahahaha

i wouldn't come in your mouth.

dmz:
Travelled to Enugu and switched off her phone, came back two days later and told me that she had to give her cousin her battery and was disappointed when she switched it back on (on her way back), not to see text messages and voice mails from me.

I was speechless, eyes and mouth wide open like of all the shyte she could have come up with.
Acted like I was pissed because a brother wasn't alone when she was gone.

Oh well you both where liars

JayJustus:
for those of us that have been searching for bae since '95 nko... *looks for rope and puts on fan*

Sha make sure say the rope strong well so eno go give u much stress.....

fairygeh:
That my bastard ex,oloriburiku oloshi ex,The guy is an unrepentant liar,May God punish him wherever he is

EPE

OMG! This got me lmfao

chinex276:
The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again?

HARDDON:
....Wano dish us a lil tale from your ordeal? So gurls can learn?

Hmmmmm, so u met the one? Wow!
But ermmm, isn't that what u told us when u were with ur EX? ( not to quote, just kidding)

Long story my dear,he fVcked up big time and broke this fragile heart of mine,how do i begin to narrate what i went through,but the most important thing is,i am happy now and he would forever regret what he did cos i never deserved it

Was with her At a time and she was like describing her lecturers bathroom with all the modern gadgets and everything. I was listening like I was enjoying it all, then I popped the question. 'How did u know about his bathroom?'. My friend told me about it! She replied!


I just shook my head! And ended the relationship in my mind, though we still Forked for 6months