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| Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 10:01am On Oct 31, 2014 |
ALL these ARE facts .. so.. here goes.. Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle. An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. ''- Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness. An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness=dh/dt.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.- Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. >> Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer as your boyfriend! |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 10:05am On Oct 31, 2014 |
Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. Proudly an engineering undergraduate from the Den ![]() |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by luvlyoracle(m): 10:07am On Oct 31, 2014 |
Lion |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by saintneo(m): 10:09am On Oct 31, 2014 |
hmmm! |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by ifex370(m): 10:18am On Oct 31, 2014 |
engineer's rule ![]() |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 10:20am On Oct 31, 2014 |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 10:23am On Oct 31, 2014 |
ifex370:we solve problems but if there are no problems handily available,we will create our own problems. |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by SeverusSnape(m): 10:31am On Oct 31, 2014 |
In your mind, But the question is, are they romantic?... Most of them are not. Besides, your career does not determine how good you are in keeping relationship. Seriously, your points does not hold water. |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by vizkiz: 10:36am On Oct 31, 2014 |
op, i guess you can come back and say they are the "best boyfriends" after one breaks your head with a spanner ![]() |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by yorubakid2: 10:38am On Oct 31, 2014 |
SeverusSnape:How did they know that they are not romantic, are you a lady and have dated an engineer before looks like you are not an engineer, hence the bad belleism ![]() |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by nekkyontop(f): 10:39am On Oct 31, 2014 |
Hmmm... |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by SeverusSnape(m): 10:40am On Oct 31, 2014 |
yorubakid2:Hehehehehehehe.....you're right sir, I'm not an engineer, but i have friends that are engineers and believe you me, they're terrible lovers. |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by jaybee3(m): 10:41am On Oct 31, 2014 |
Why won't they be the best if the statistics of them being the highest paid is anything to go by. BTW: Absolutely no correlation between course of study and psychological/behavioral pattern needed to excel in relationships |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by yorubakid2: 10:41am On Oct 31, 2014 |
vizkiz:Lol Am a guy actually. The engineers are not like that. we handle the ladies the same way we handle our projects like our live depends on it |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by yorubakid2: 10:48am On Oct 31, 2014 |
SeverusSnape:That's a lie dude, You must be talking about those artisans that never went the university. when I saw engineers, I meant those ones that went to the university and believe me when it comes being romantic and caring to ladies, Engineers takes the lead |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by SeverusSnape(m): 10:50am On Oct 31, 2014 |
yorubakid2:Sir, my friends are university graduates, did you think i was referring to some road side mechanics ![]() |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by yorubakid2: 10:51am On Oct 31, 2014 |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by Nobody: 10:52am On Oct 31, 2014 |
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| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by yorubakid2: 10:55am On Oct 31, 2014 |
SeverusSnape:OK, I never said that though |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by yorubakid2: 10:56am On Oct 31, 2014 |
Nobleval:Are you an engineer |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by SeverusSnape(m): 10:57am On Oct 31, 2014 |
yorubakid2:Okay sir |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by Nobody: 11:01am On Oct 31, 2014 |
yorubakid2:nah,. |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by major466(m): 11:03am On Oct 31, 2014 |
Engineers the best in relationships? I don't think so. |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by nekkyontop(f): 11:03am On Oct 31, 2014 |
yorubakid2:most of them are not romantic... |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 11:05am On Oct 31, 2014 |
nekkyontop:for real how many of them have dated to arrive at such conclusion |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 11:09am On Oct 31, 2014 |
major466:Another bad belle |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by nekkyontop(f): 11:16am On Oct 31, 2014 |
oilykid:lol.... I have dated 2 and my sisters and some friends are married to engineers. They are rich but romance life is zero. I'm not basing my judgment on all of them, only basing it on the ones have seen so far. |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 11:22am On Oct 31, 2014 |
nekkyontop:OK.But even if they are ones like that, they are just handful of them cause i know lots of engineers who met the criteria of my thread |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by sconp: 11:45am On Oct 31, 2014 |
This is bullshi.t! How does a course of study relate to a relationship. You were even degrading some other courses. Na wa sha. |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by nekkyontop(f): 11:46am On Oct 31, 2014 |
oilykid:Not sure...lol |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by Princecalm(m): 9:54pm On Oct 31, 2014 |
Is it possible to have no problems oilykid: |
| Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by baba11(m): 5:16pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
Engineers rule.... ![]() |
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