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Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 10:01am On Oct 31, 2014
ALL these ARE facts .. so.. here goes..

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle.
An engineer boyfriend can provide you
with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an
engineer probably has a respectable,
stable job that gives him a high income to
own a car, invest, have a comfortable life,
and get married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a lowly
apprentice in a law firm, most
management graduates have just failed on
their first business plan, the arts graduate
is still looking for a job, and the medical
school graduate is still living in a hospital.
''-

Advantage 2: Unmatchable
industriousness.
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an
unimaginable amount of his time and
effort to understand you. Engineers strain
really really hard to understand their
work. You can believe that they will try
really really hard to understand women
too, just like how they understand their
work, once they believe that you are the
one. So even if they don't understand you
initially, they will keep on trying. Even if
they still do not understand, they will
figure out the correct method to keep you
happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's
worth of happiness=dh/dt.) And once they
find out the secret formula, they will just
keep on repeating it so that the desired
results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with
you, the Management graduate who will
try to control your spending, the Arts
graduate who will 'change major', and the
medical school graduate who will operate
on you. And you know what, it's really so
easy to make engineers believe that you
are the 'one'. Say that you like one of
their projects and they will be hooked to
you forever.-

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will
never betray your trust.
Let me first tell you what is wrong with
the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie
about everything, management graduates
will cheat your money, the arts graduate
will flirt, and you probably just look like
another cadaver to the medical school
graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy
to have an affair, and even if he does, he
is too dumb to lie to you about that.
>>
Hence, an engineer is the most secure
boyfriend that you will ever find - rich
enough, will keep on trying to understand
and please you, has no time for affairs,
and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why
procrastinate? Get an engineer as your
boyfriend!
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 10:05am On Oct 31, 2014
Anything which is physically
possible can always be made
financially possible; money is
a bugaboo of small minds.






Proudly an engineering undergraduate from the Den cool cool
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by luvlyoracle(m): 10:07am On Oct 31, 2014
Lion
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by saintneo(m): 10:09am On Oct 31, 2014
hmmm!
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by ifex370(m): 10:18am On Oct 31, 2014
engineer's rule cool
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 10:20am On Oct 31, 2014
luvlyoracle:
Lion
are you a lion bro cheesy cheesy
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 10:23am On Oct 31, 2014
ifex370:
engineer's rule cool
we solve problems but if there are no problems handily available,we will create our own problems.
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by SeverusSnape(m): 10:31am On Oct 31, 2014
In your mind, But the question is, are they romantic?... Most of them are not. Besides, your career does not determine how good you are in keeping relationship. Seriously, your points does not hold water.
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by vizkiz: 10:36am On Oct 31, 2014
op, i guess you can come back and say they are the "best boyfriends" after one breaks your head with a spanner grin
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by yorubakid2: 10:38am On Oct 31, 2014
SeverusSnape:
In your mind, But the question is, are they romantic?... Most of them are not. Besides, your career does not determine how good you are in keeping relationship. Seriously, your points does not hold water.
How did they know that they are not romantic, are you a lady and have dated an engineer before undecided
looks like you are not an engineer, hence the bad belleism sad sad
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by nekkyontop(f): 10:39am On Oct 31, 2014
Hmmm...
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by SeverusSnape(m): 10:40am On Oct 31, 2014
yorubakid2:
How did they know that they are not romantic, are you a lady and have dated an engineer before :-/
looks like you are not an engineer, hence the bad belleism sad sad
Hehehehehehehe.....you're right sir, I'm not an engineer, but i have friends that are engineers and believe you me, they're terrible lovers.
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by jaybee3(m): 10:41am On Oct 31, 2014
Why won't they be the best if the statistics of them being the highest paid is anything to go by.

BTW: Absolutely no correlation between course of study and psychological/behavioral pattern needed to excel in relationships
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by yorubakid2: 10:41am On Oct 31, 2014
vizkiz:
op, i guess you can come back and say they are the "best boyfriends" after one breaks your head with a spanner grin
Lol grin grin Am a guy actually. The engineers are not like that. we handle the ladies the same way we handle our projects like our live depends on it
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by yorubakid2: 10:48am On Oct 31, 2014
SeverusSnape:
Hehehehehehehe.....you're right sir, I'm not an engineer, but i have friends that are engineers and believe you me, they're terrible lovers.
That's a lie dude, You must be talking about those artisans that never went the university.
when I saw engineers, I meant those ones that went to the university and believe me when it comes being romantic and caring to ladies, Engineers takes the lead
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by SeverusSnape(m): 10:50am On Oct 31, 2014
yorubakid2:
That's a lie dude, You must be talking about those artisans that never went the university.
when I saw engineers, I meant those ones that went to the university and believe me when it comes being romantic and caring to ladies, Engineers takes the lead
Sir, my friends are university graduates, did you think i was referring to some road side mechanicshuh
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by yorubakid2: 10:51am On Oct 31, 2014
nekkyontop:
Hmmm...
what do you have to say about my post sweery cheesy cheesy
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by Nobody: 10:52am On Oct 31, 2014
lipsrsealed
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by yorubakid2: 10:55am On Oct 31, 2014
SeverusSnape:
Sir, my friends are university graduates, did you think i was referring to some road side mechanicshuh
OK, I never said that though
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by yorubakid2: 10:56am On Oct 31, 2014
Nobleval:
lipsrsealed
Are you an engineer
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by SeverusSnape(m): 10:57am On Oct 31, 2014
yorubakid2:
OK, I never said that though
Okay sir
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by Nobody: 11:01am On Oct 31, 2014
yorubakid2:
Are you an engineer
nah,.
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by major466(m): 11:03am On Oct 31, 2014
Engineers the best in relationships? I don't think so.
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by nekkyontop(f): 11:03am On Oct 31, 2014
yorubakid2:
what do you have to say about my post sweery cheesy cheesy
most of them are not romantic...
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 11:05am On Oct 31, 2014
nekkyontop:
most of them are not romantic...
for real huh huh how many of them have dated to arrive at such conclusion
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 11:09am On Oct 31, 2014
major466:
Engineers the best in relationships? I don't think so.
Another bad belle
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by nekkyontop(f): 11:16am On Oct 31, 2014
oilykid:
for real huh huh how many of them have dated to arrive at such conclusion
lol.... I have dated 2 and my sisters and some friends are married to engineers. They are rich but romance life is zero. I'm not basing my judgment on all of them, only basing it on the ones have seen so far.
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by oilykid(op): 11:22am On Oct 31, 2014
nekkyontop:
lol.... I have dated 2 and my sisters and some friends are married to engineers. They are rich but romance life is zero. I'm not basing my judgment on all of them, only basing it on the ones have seen so far.
OK.But even if they are ones like that, they are just handful of them cause i know lots of engineers who met the criteria of my thread
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by sconp: 11:45am On Oct 31, 2014
This is bullshi.t! How does a course of study relate to a relationship.

You were even degrading some other courses. Na wa sha.
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by nekkyontop(f): 11:46am On Oct 31, 2014
oilykid:
OK.But even if they are ones like that, they are just handful of them cause i know lots of engineers who met the criteria of my thread
Not sure...lol
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by Princecalm(m): 9:54pm On Oct 31, 2014
Is it possible to have no problems
oilykid:
we solve problems but if there are no problems handily available,we will create our own problems.
Re: Engineers Are The BEST Boyfriends!!! by baba11(m): 5:16pm On Nov 01, 2014
Engineers rule.... grin grin grin
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