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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Nobody: 12:51pm On Nov 04, 2014

How about tips to keeping a good African woman? undecided

It's always about the men when it comes to relationships. undecided

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by sylaz(m): 12:51pm On Nov 04, 2014

With the type of emphasis being placed on African men ehn, you'll be obliged to think they are another specie entirely.

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by aslan(m): 12:51pm On Nov 04, 2014

marbee:
Is the African man married to a zombie? So women should behave like slaves because they are married to African men

i may have read one line of the story but i think you are right

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by kandiikane(m): 12:52pm On Nov 04, 2014

Ilekokonit:
Any single woman who remains stubborn will NEVER keep a man for long.

Any married woman who is cantankerous to her man will lose him to a better behaved woman.

Thats how nature intended it to be.

The ones in the UK are hopeless anyway as England is the single parent capital of Europe and a lot of single women and single mothers in the UK don't need a permanent man anyway as they are addicted to their intimacy gadgets.

Go and see them at the intimacy gadget shop near tottenham court road Tube station, you will think they just won the lottery. Some of them are more discreet and do mail order from theyknowwhere.co.uk.

Shameless lot.

Lets not even talk about the escorts a.k.a love peddlers disguising as good girls in London.

Obirin so iwa nu, o loun o rile oko gbe.

Awon alainitiju gbo gbo.

lol so a vibra.tor is what's making you insecure? nawa.
Very annoying font/colour btw

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by freecocoa(f): 12:53pm On Nov 04, 2014

Instead of this long epistle, you should have just summed it up into this simple phrase "don't be a human being with a working mind" cos from your post that's what it says.

The nerve, OP it's not your fault sha.

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by kandiikane(m): 12:56pm On Nov 04, 2014

2CatWoman:
Oh, o you actually work at that shop? No wonder. I thought you were just passing by to the job centre next door.

You know the shop he is talking about?

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by bobkezel(m): 12:57pm On Nov 04, 2014

Op, although this is too long, with some points repeated, yet u are still on point. It can only take a mature lady to understand, decipher and summarise all these points. Also it only takes a mature man to understand that all these points are not only applicable to ladies, but also to guys. Forget about them ladies ranting here. Nice write up.

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by AjanleKoko: 12:57pm On Nov 04, 2014

LOL.
@OP - I'm not sure there is anything like 'African Man' again oh. cheesy

Man na man, any which where. We men know ourselves. grin

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Nobody: 12:59pm On Nov 04, 2014

Sir, I read everything in your thesis and I also like the colour scheme. As the original black man, I think I agree with you lol.

I'll copy it now, increase the font size, and print a few copies. Henceforth I will start giving a copy to every chic that stresses me about making her official. If she can abide by the rules - then good. If she can't, she has to maintain her position as just anything, or on to the next one. There are always rules to every game and the emasculation of the black man must stop. grin

Thanks, Sir. You are a star! grin

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by nepp(m): 1:00pm On Nov 04, 2014

Ladies save yourselves the trouble and get a Love Machine instead. They're easier to keep. huh

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Nobody: 1:02pm On Nov 04, 2014

The scripture said "wife submit to your husband" just one instruction and mere dust is giving me a list?
Funny

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by paragon40(m): 1:03pm On Nov 04, 2014

nepp:
Ladies save yourselves the trouble and get a Love Machine instead. They're easier to keep.

it can never be the same...

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Ishilove: 1:04pm On Nov 04, 2014

Except for one or two points in your 'zillion commandments', the rest are rubbish. Mscheeew

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Herrmes: 1:05pm On Nov 04, 2014

Lol

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by 2CatWoman: 1:05pm On Nov 04, 2014

kandiikane:
You know the shop he is talking about?

Nooo but that area used to be known for those types of shops mainly aimed at men.

He probably works in such a place and was just annoyed when his now ex came in to buy XXXXXXL size shocked

. Issokay

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Nobody: 1:06pm On Nov 04, 2014

Ishilove:
Except for one or two points in your 'zillion commandments', the rest are rubbish. Mscheeew

Comot dia Ishi, this list is second only to your bible. Read, memorise and live it grin

2CatWoman:
Nooo but that area used to be known for those types of shops mainly aimed at men.
He probably works in such a place and was just annoyed when his now ex came in to buy XXXXXXL size . Issokay

OMG!!!! You are bad!

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by 2CatWoman: 1:07pm On Nov 04, 2014

nepp:
Ladies save yourselves the trouble and get a Love Machine instead. They're easier to keep.

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by kandiikane(m): 1:07pm On Nov 04, 2014

2CatWoman:
Nooo but that area used to be known for those types of shops mainly aimed at men.

He probably works in such a place and was just annoyed when his now ex came in to buy XXXXXXL size . Issokay

ohhh I see.

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Nobody: 1:10pm On Nov 04, 2014

masonkz:
How about tips to keeping a good African woman?

It's always about the men when it comes to relationships.

Thank you sir.

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by kandiikane(m): 1:10pm On Nov 04, 2014*

nepp:
Ladies save yourselves the trouble and get a Love Machine instead. They're easier to keep.

abi, the only thing it wants to do is please you, no stress.

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by owolawee: 1:16pm On Nov 04, 2014

Hmm..i actually agree with his post tho im a lady. Any wise woman shud actually not be offended with d post. To me,it portrays the woman as being powerful,nd d men as our babies dat need to be pampered. Ofcos God created us women to be the gentle one in a relationship. A wonderful wife can make a man do anythin for her without being manipulative. This post just shows that men can be putty in our hands if we treat them well. There even needs to be a counter thread sef. A man that has a good wife shud also know how to treat her well. Cus there's only so much a person can take

#ok odabo

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Nobody: 1:17pm On Nov 04, 2014

andromida:
Thank you sir.

Great se.x, status, and money are the three things you need to keep an African woman.

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Ilekokonit(op): 1:19pm On Nov 04, 2014

2CatWoman:
Nooo but that area used to be known for those types of shops mainly aimed at men.

He probably works in such a place and was just annoyed when his now ex came in to buy XXXXXXL size . Issokay

Spoken by a true to form sex obsessed, wayward hedonistic British woman

And stop being deceptive, almost all British women have one.

You ~~ladies~~ even pass it around at your so called baby / bridal showers

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Nobody: 1:21pm On Nov 04, 2014

shakrullah:
liar. we want love, we want a caring partner, a responsible wife, an obedient lady. give us those and u would enjoy us, no doubt.

Obedient? Is she a phucking dogg?!

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Nobody: 1:22pm On Nov 04, 2014

Ilekokonit:
Spoken by a true sex obsessed, wayward British woman

Na wa o. So if a woman likes sex she is wayward. Dem no go scatter my brain for NL one day sha

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Nobody: 1:24pm On Nov 04, 2014

Op, change the topic. It should be, 'Tips for keeping an Autralopithecus Africanus'.

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Nobody: 1:26pm On Nov 04, 2014

Is this life imprisonment in a maximum security prison ?
OP please what is your full name?

I wanna make sure my younger sisters avoid men with a combination/permutation of your name
___not because your assertion is wrong, but the way you spelt them out...hmm, shows you would be very rigid.

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Nobody: 1:27pm On Nov 04, 2014

Ilekokonit:
Some women are beyond redemption !!!

Awon sako jiya gbo gbo.

Igbeyin nin ye oloku ada

Too many deceitful and dodgy women lurking every where !!!

you just made my day. You sound very matured. Nice post

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by smokescreen4: 1:33pm On Nov 04, 2014

3cycle:
The scripture said "wife submit to your husband" just one instruction and mere dust is giving me a list?
Funny

LOL @mere dust, was the Op expecting everybody to agree with him? joker.

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Nobody: 1:33pm On Nov 04, 2014*

The word "African Value" or "African Man" is just an excuse to keep enslaving women.

Mtchewww

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by Nobody: 1:36pm On Nov 04, 2014

SirShymex:
Great se.x, status, and money are the three things you need to keep an African woman.

Just this? Nahhh the list is too short.

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Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by spiceemman(m): 1:41pm On Nov 04, 2014

Even for an African man than I am , this is utterly ridiculous and way too much a set of rules to keep a man happy. Like she got to have/do all these? cool

keep it simple, respect a man and he'd love you!

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