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Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by adepiero: 8:40pm On Nov 05, 2014
Agybabe:

I swear this was my intention. God bless you.
Don't try it! A guy that stole from you, what makes you so sure he'll spend on you? and mind you, all his love professes boils down to sex after which he'll dump you.

Once beaten, twice shy! #BeWise

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Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Agybabe(f): 9:13pm On Nov 05, 2014
adepiero:
Don't try it! A guy that stole from you, what makes you so sure he'll spend on you? and mind you, all his love professes boils down to sex after which he'll dump you.

Once beaten, twice shy! #BeWise
thank you
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by hungryboy(m): 10:01pm On Nov 05, 2014
Agybabe:

your signature explains it
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by 100Cents: 10:05pm On Nov 05, 2014
Agybabe:

yea he did

Next time don't allow toasters enter your house.

Take them to fast food for date, let him spend on you.

You deserve better..

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Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by idu1(m): 10:18pm On Nov 05, 2014
Agybabe:

okay o
babe, how much stress have u put the guy through that prompted him to steal ur money to pay u back?
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Nobody: 10:31pm On Nov 05, 2014
Agybabe:

the fact that I ate from it, hurts more.

Lolz. Dont let it hurt. It was ur hard earned money u were enjoying. This scenario could make an interesting scene in a movie aswear.
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Rexphobia(m): 10:46pm On Nov 05, 2014
Agybabe:

smh...I be like pesin wey dey joke with money?

na me be Kevin Hart shey....Oya burst am
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by karmaleon: 11:02pm On Nov 05, 2014
Get some rat poison and give him a treat! angry

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Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Barezzi(m): 12:28am On Nov 06, 2014
karmaleon:
Get some rat poison and give him a treat! angry
grin grin grin

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Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by nairalife2013(m): 3:10am On Nov 06, 2014
I lost a hundredK and told my parents my younger sister took it. She denied and I refused to believe her cos she was fond of taking my mom's little cash or my dad's at a moment's carelessness. I was awestruckd to discover d cash in my stacks of work files months later. I apologised to my sister and my parents and gave my sister 20k and taught her how to drive as compensation; I lost 49k inside my house one evening when I came bak from work. There was only my wife and my kids of 2n1 yr old. I keep money carelessly and my wife never touches a dime without tellin me. I was dumbfounded. If anyone had bn to my house that evening d person would hav bn "the thief." Behold, the next morning as I made to enter my car and drive out to work i saw d money just by d car door at d drv side; I thot some1 Stole my miniature handicam. I was sure it was charlton, my 14yr old nephew who recently took on strange annoying habbits Including playing soccer inside my palour... everywhere in d house was searched and he was d only one with an unquenchable liking for d handicam! A few months later, I found d cam INSIDE my suit pocket in d wardrobe... with all these, I hav com to terms with d phrase THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY APPEAR TO BE. just let it go and be more careful next time.

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Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Nobody: 3:23am On Nov 06, 2014
Your guy is a kleptomaniac(light-fingered)... If he eventually becomes a government official he will practice kleptocracy (government of thieves, for thieves and by thieves)...
I know of a beautiful girl whose grand dad was the greatest thief in katsina and the gal also steals.. Stealing can be passed on to innocent kids who will also become kleptos..
I myself have also stolen items when I was a bit Younger. But now, I have become a better person..
Na who never steal from him mama pot of soup before??. Lollxxx..
I strongly opine that if you know he is a klepto.. Quit the relationship...
Or do you want to be called the mother of a thief someday Can you bear the reproach??
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Nobody: 4:53am On Nov 06, 2014
What a surprising gift......!!!! Take a walk young lady. He is not worth a chyker....talk less of being your boy......what? Any way one-sided of the story is missing until then......inconclusive!!!!
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Canme4u(m): 8:16am On Nov 06, 2014
Hmmmm, IT IzZ WELL.

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Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by simplynola(m): 8:43am On Nov 06, 2014
Puzzle 1:- D guy take Abu money take entertain Abu. So what is lost?
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Agybabe(f): 9:32am On Nov 06, 2014
100Cents:


Next time don't allow toasters enter your house.

Take them to fast food for date, let him spend on you.

You deserve better..
yes sir
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Agybabe(f): 9:34am On Nov 06, 2014
idu1:
babe, how much stress have u put the guy through that prompted him to steal ur money to pay u back?
on the contrary, I haven't stressed him...I've only been declining his request politely.
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Agybabe(f): 9:36am On Nov 06, 2014
RedBenson:


Lolz. Dont let it hurt. It was ur hard earned money u were enjoying. This scenario could make an interesting scene in a movie aswear.
I go gree blame you? The money wey the guy spend on me sef no reach 1k out of the 7k...if na you nko?
I sure say you go put am for movie story-line.
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Agybabe(f): 9:37am On Nov 06, 2014
karmaleon:
Get some rat poison and give him a treat! angry
Abeg I need the one that's very effective. Do you have any to trade?
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Agybabe(f): 9:40am On Nov 06, 2014
nairalife2013:
I lost a hundredK and told my parents my younger sister took it. She denied and I refused to believe her cos she was fond of taking my mom's little cash or my dad's at a moment's carelessness. I was awestruckd to discover d cash in my stacks of work files months later. I apologised to my sister and my parents and gave my sister 20k and taught her how to drive as compensation; I lost 49k inside my house one evening when I came bak from work. There was only my wife and my kids of 2n1 yr old. I keep money carelessly and my wife never touches a dime without tellin me. I was dumbfounded. If anyone had bn to my house that evening d person would hav bn "the thief." Behold, the next morning as I made to enter my car and drive out to work i saw d money just by d car door at d drv side; I thot some1 Stole my miniature handicam. I was sure it was charlton, my 14yr old nephew who recently took on strange annoying habbits Including playing soccer inside my palour... everywhere in d house was searched and he was d only one with an unquenchable liking for d handicam! A few months later, I found d cam INSIDE my suit pocket in d wardrobe... with all these, I hav com to terms with d phrase THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY APPEAR TO BE. just let it go and be more careful next time.
you story is touching...but I don't have anyone else in my house. I've ransacked the whole house. Remember my bag's zip was destroyed in the process.
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Agybabe(f): 9:41am On Nov 06, 2014
Daninya1:
Your guy is a kleptomaniac(light-fingered)... If he eventually becomes a government official he will practice kleptocracy (government of thieves, for thieves and by thieves)...
I know of a beautiful girl whose grand dad was the greatest thief in katsina and the gal also steals.. Stealing can be passed on to innocent kids who will also become kleptos..
I myself have also stolen items when I was a bit Younger. But now, I have become a better person..
Na who never steal from him mama pot of soup before??. Lollxxx..
I strongly opine that if you know he is a klepto.. Quit the relationship...
Or do you want to be called the mother of a thief someday Can you bear the reproach??
I said he is not my boyfriend o...he's a wannabe.
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Agybabe(f): 9:42am On Nov 06, 2014
succed:
What a surprising gift......!!!! Take a walk young lady. He is not worth a chyker....talk less of being your boy......what? Any way one-sided of the story is missing until then......inconclusive!!!!
what part is missing? Maybe you can add it up or perhaps look for it
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Agybabe(f): 9:43am On Nov 06, 2014
simplynola:
Puzzle 1:- D guy take Abu money take entertain Abu. So what is lost?
so ah for no vex abi?
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Nobody: 9:47am On Nov 06, 2014
[quote authtor=Agybabe post=27770273]
I go gree blame you? The money wey the guy spend on me sef no reach 1k out of the 7k...if na you nko?
I sure say you go put am for movie story-line.[/quote]

Na u no been gree chop ur money naw. U for order things worth like 3, 4 or even 5k sef. But @all @all, na im bad pass. Thank God say u chop at least 5h from the loot. Lolz.
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Agybabe(f): 9:53am On Nov 06, 2014
RedBenson:


Na u no been gree chop ur money naw. U for order things worth like 3, 4 or even 5k sef. But @all @all, na im bad pass. Thank God say u chop at least 5h from the loot. Lolz.
shocked shocked shocked

make we imagine say na the guy get the money true true, and I come demand reach chopping wey reach 5k, shey you no know say as guy wey him be, he go make sure say he get wetin he dey find? As I don chop am before.

Na wetin some gehs no know be that.
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Nobody: 10:00am On Nov 06, 2014
Agybabe:

shocked shocked shocked

make we imagine say na the guy get the money true true, and I come demand reach chopping wey reach 5k, shey you no know say as guy wey him be, he go make sure say he get wetin he dey find? As I don chop am before.

Na wetin some gehs no know be that.

But even if u no demand reach 5k or above, him go still want wetin him want. Abi no be so?
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by nairalife2013(m): 10:05am On Nov 06, 2014
Agybabe:

you story is touching...but I don't have anyone else in my house. I've ransacked the whole house. Remember my bag's zip was destroyed in the process.
well, I thot u didnt want dis guy. How come u alowd him into yur house? If truly u hav appraised dis him and he doesn't meet yur relationship standards, just take dis occurence as a punishment to u and let go of d guy. Am not comfortable with making unconfirmed accusations; or in d alternative, try him a second time, if u hav a bit of fondness for him. Goodluck.

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Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by simplynola(m): 10:52am On Nov 06, 2014
Agybabe:

so ah for no vex abi?

No vex ok! No one tests the depth of a river with both feet. Just get him to take u on more treat, make him add one zero digit to the money he took.

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Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Agybabe(f): 12:30pm On Nov 06, 2014
RedBenson:


But even if u no demand reach 5k or above, him go still want wetin him want. Abi no be so?
na so sha
Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Nobody: 1:48pm On Nov 06, 2014
..what he took is peanuts; however it's lesson to you. Desist from talking to him, and don't bring someone you barely know to your room. That guy is dangerous!

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Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by Nobody: 6:47pm On Nov 06, 2014
Agybabe:

and your name is hungry boy? Na you I fear pass sef tongue
#faints!

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Re: Birthday Surprise: I Want To Teach Him A Lesson. by kenex4ever(m): 7:17pm On Nov 06, 2014
Agybabe:
Please readers, be patient and read this long piece carefully then comment.

Yesterday was my birthday and it came with a lot of surprises which was discovered today.

He stole my money and used part of it to give me a treat.

After work yesterday, I went for rehearsals then afterwards returned to my house with no intentions to go out, even though it was my day.

I was tired and needed to sleep. Just then, I heard a knock on my door. I ushered him in with a friendly hug, he was my chyker who was hell-bent on dating me.

I offered him a seat on my bed (no chair). My phone rang, I picked up and answered the caller. It was one of my girl friends, she asked me to meet her outside the compound. I excused myself and went outside.

I returned in less than 10minutes to find him "fake-sleeping" on my bed. I nudged him to get up and with a funny glitter in eyes, he wished me a happy birthday and also offered to take me out.

I declined severally with an excuse that I was tired and needed rest but he succeeded after bugging me.

We went out to a spot, I only asked for a bottle of Snapp drink after he bought suya. After everything, he dropped me at my house and left. I didn't even change my clothes before sleeping.

With intentions of going to work late this today, I woke up past 8am. Prepared for work, but when I picked up my hand bag, I found it opened (maybe I didn't close it lastnight, I thought), I withdrew my purse to get some cash.

Lo and behold! It was missing. I removed every items and shook the purse so that all items within could drop off. Unfortunately, the money didn't drop off.

Then it dawn on me that it has been stolen. Who? Became a question. After putting three suspects on my mind, I analyzed in my head the 3 of them and found out that 2 were innocent because after rehearsals with those 2, I used part of the money to purchase some items. Getting home, I arranged my bag, recounted the cash and zipped my bag.

After seeing my friend outside yesterday, I didn't bother to check why my bag was opened. It was today I noticed that the zip was set asunder. No wonder he had a stewpid glitter in his eyes lastnight.

So he is my prime suspect. What should I do to him? I don't want to confront him because he'll surely deny it, but I'll let him know my money was stolen.

I couldn't cry, but I only laughed in amusement.

Friends, how should I go about it, making sure I regain my money?

My birthday left me with a surprise indeed. He stole my money and used part of it to give me a treat.

Matured advice needed.
sometimes d prime suspects r innocent after all. Forget about it n move on, with time, u will realize if he took it or somebody else. U can't rule out d possibility of him being innocent, just distance ur self from him. Am talking frm xperience though

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