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Guy, chase her from you crib, and when shes gone, dance like this *SEKEM* SEKEM**SEKEM***

NobleG1:
How did he know she "wakes up and stares" at him? He was staring at her too.

The following are possibilties;

1. She sleep-walked. Sleep-walking doesn't necessarily mean the person must always be walking. The person could just sit or lie in bed and stare at anything, or just stand and stare, or walk to any part of the house just staring, or the more dangerous ones like opening the outside door and walking into traffic or fall into the pool and drown (if the water doesn't wake the person) or mistakenly set the house on fire. What a sleep-walker can do are alot. When it happens all need to do to wake the person is shaking the person really hard or just guide the person back to the bed. Some are a little harder to wake, and you need to give them a dirty slap or a stroke of the cane.

2. The lady may have just returned from the restroom and stared at him before going back to sleep. Which is completely nornal because we all stare at the new person we're in bed with when we wake in the middle of the night.

3. She may be liking the guy and was checking him out. I once had a wonderful lady who ocassionally kissed me repeatedly in the middle of the night till I wake. One day I asked her why she does that and she said I look great when I'm asleep, so she felt like planting some kisses. It was actually nice hearing that.

4. The guy may be a serious snorer. He snored so hard that she woke and stare at him.

That's it.

Or better still she might be dancing Shoki on his head

Lolz

ur spirit girlfwend no wan let her sleep

Can't just stop laughing with all these funny comments

CoolHunk:
Ha!!! Your soul has been imprisoned in a day-old dinosaur egg. To free yourself, you'll have to find the dinosaur egg and crack it open with a broom stick. Good luck.

Oboy, you got me rolling on the ffloor o.
Its like you're an expert in. 'these things' o.

charles009:
Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

U they sleep with her person pikin. U Don marry her. U are a walking dead she they look your dead body

Chai omo talk true, she dey wake up and look at you for night? This is it. Just look for a white lizard, and a raven or eagle egg. Buy 1500 mtn card put there. Tie both for black bag and bury it for your backyard. She will stop looking at you.

just checking you out to be sure you are worth the sacrifice

satowind:
Were in cali are u?

you wan kidnap me? You no go even see groundnut collect as ransom o.

Na south.

1miccza:
Or better still she might be dancing Shoki on his head

I don't believe in juju.

.........everything is wrong about this whole episode. It's the offshoot when strangers get intimate. Trust can't be bought or forged, it takes time and certainly not just in 2 weeks. No two Strangers can ever claim to TRUST themselves. Trust is only birth by time and trials. No short cut!
If i wake up suddenly in the nighttime and see my wife staring at me, I'll simply ask if all is well or there's something on her mind. Nothing would cross my mind as to any ulterior or evil intention on her part. I trust her completely as per my welbeing, NOTHING SHAKING! My mind safely trusts her.
But i can't do that with a stranger. I remember about 16yrs ago, during my birthday when a girl i was dating not too long then came to my home with a birthday cake, i was a bit unnerved. Collected it, thanked her and took the cake to the office and shared amongst colleagues, but never ate from it.
Why? Trust issues!
On a closing note, even if this girl is a witch, just deal with her by the Word of God, blood of Jesus and power of the Holy Spirit. Don't let the commentaries made here put fear in ur heart, witches can be dealt with. This one will not be different! Infact, you can terrorize them!
Witches are simply spiritual cockroaches and mosquitoes.
Fear not. Ask God for His forgiveness, cleansing and restoration. Work in the consciousness of righteousness of Christ Jesus. As the whirlwind is superior to smoke, as fire is superior to the candle, as salt is superior to the earthworm, so is your superiority over every witch established forever. Remember, even in nature, oil rises above water when put together. Ur place is at the top, NEVER a witch!

It is very normal my dear. You just hook her for about 2 weeks and have started sleeping together already. It shows the type you two are made of. Carry go son. By the time we don't hear from again we will know that it is MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

LOOSED GIRLR+LOOSED BOY=? YOU KNOW NAH!

Seriously this is funny

Agybabe:
face your front so you won't fall o. I no fit carry pesin.

I lekpa, I no get weight so no fear.

Na so them take dey cut out guys prick for ritual.

CoolHunk:
Ha!!! Your soul has been imprisoned in a day-old dinosaur egg. To free yourself, you'll have to find the dinosaur egg and crack it open with a broom stick. Good luck.

I knw fit laugh o chai!!

This one hardie

i still dey on board

1miccza:
Guy this is called unsolicited advertising cum marketing put into one... How we go take confirm am naa

Agybabe:
It may be love. Don't you watch oyinbo film?

They're like "he looks so cute and innocent when he sleeps"

BTW, op just 2 weeks and she's moved in? I give you hand o. #Twale.



~>MaLady<~

Ona dey waste time ? Forgeting pant and hair net things.

charles009:
Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

I wish the lady is also reading this...

what do u expect when u are dating the daughter of a river goddess...she dey stare at u to know the right time to use you do sacrifice...

striktlymi:
Um...I see nothing wrong with it safe for the fact that you guys aint married yet. When I eventually get married to the woman of my dreams I wouldn't mind getting up in the early hours to just lay there and watch her sleep, with the thought of how lucky I am to have her.

Hehehehe I'm 80% sure Lagos stress won't even avail you the pleasure of doing that

grailzzzz:
Brethen, let us pray for bro segun. He has landed himself into lion den.

Shut up na people like you dey suck prick even that same day the guy meet you self....don't come here and pretend like you took the last holy communion in your Church.
Sample girl, keep on sampling

samplegirl:
It is very normal my dear. You just hook her for about 2 weeks and have started sleeping together already. It shows the type you two are made of. Carry go son. By the time we don't hear from again we will know that it is MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

LOOSED GIRLR+LOOSED BOY=? YOU KNOW NAH!

kika23:
That's so sweet! It's not weird at all..... I do it a lot... I just get the "how lucky I am to have you" feeling... Like the serene and peaceful look of him sleeping gives me the butterfly animal kingdom feeling in my stomach..... I can totally relate to what she does.... Don't be scared @op!!!! The smilie that expresses that feeling is not here.... Uuuuhhhh.....

@ Op, are you sure this is not her? Cos from your explanation she might code who you are oh...

;Dfreebie don reset my niccur's destiny!

call fire 300 times..
holy ghost 400 times
and mammy water spirit 500 times..


tell me what you see thereafter
but,the abomination there is that.. thou shalt not run !!

lol...freebie watchdog?...oga u don finish...that na complete monitoring spirit in the live flesh on top bed with you...Goodluck[color=#990000]

Agybabe:
you wan kidnap me? You no go even see groundnut collect as ransom o.

Na south.

Am not a kidnapper oh just a jobless graduated waiting 4 nysc.
Bbm or whatsapp me
08181228036 2a827b32.

LMAO!
You are still living to tell the story eh!
Do the needful, do not let the love of awuf take your life!

Na d tin wey u wan eat wan kill u so! Awoof no good oh! Change your ways
By d way, where did u pick her from? Hope she's not a wandering soul/walking dead.
My humble submission