Garri de coss 4 market ooo!

1miccza:


All this kain love wey dey be like when guy consume half bottle of McDowells and JackDaniels join together......

What can I say?.........

kika23:


What can I say?.........

That would sure be highly intoxicating

Seriously, that's weird. Why would one stare at their fiancé when they are asleep? It's weird. Please, take it seriously. Don't wave it aside.

she culd b an " abeku" or a mammy water chick. watch ur step my frend

1miccza:


That would sure be highly intoxicating

She must from a vry big river bcus heard dat it is how girls from river-niger does. Soon she wil turn to fish

goodygirl1:
Love is magical!!!*

I rebuke that kind magic love in the name of ...(whatever you believe in). Lolz.

OP, ever seen the movie paranormal Activity? No? Please do.

My guy, u better watch it, obanje is real...lol

perhaps she is inviting u 4 the initiation party of her witch craft ceremony. Gudluck in advance

Its just Sign of End time

EroticAngelina:
hehehe op, ur own don finish o why is she even awake at nyt?? na so all these mammy water women dey do o go buy anointing olive oil sharp sharp.. and sleep with ur bible o

Lol sleeping with ur bible is useless, how much of the Word you have in you is what counts. even satan knows every chapter of the bible.

1miccza:


Hei!!!!!Nairaland eeeeeeeehhh!!!!!!

He is absolutely right.

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Brethen, let us pray for bro segun. He has landed himself into lion den.

Freebie v3.3
WILIWILI

bestestgirl:
hehehe OP she is summoning your spirit into the cage in her coven... your own don finish be dat

lols

You no even think before you post the topic.See how people they laugh you as you done cause commedy for everybody.

Clowns!!! Cant stop laughing.......

guy watch ur back o.that is dangerous

Watch discovery channel, women who snapped, dude she might wake up one day pick up and fork and knife while looking at you and say "dinner time"

charles009:

Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

guy na season film be that oo u need run

Stands up and stares at you?
.
Bro,your destiny has been used to play ludo

Jecyangel:
I can't stop laught at this comment so so funny. U just
made my day

my pleasure

1miccza:


Oga you just said sleep walking but the OP said she wakes up and stares at him. Small small with the analysis naaa

How did he know she "wakes up and stares" at him? He was staring at her too.

The following are possibilties;

1. She sleep-walked. Sleep-walking doesn't necessarily mean the person must always be walking. The person could just sit or lie in bed and stare at anything, or just stand and stare, or walk to any part of the house just staring, or the more dangerous ones like opening the outside door and walking into traffic or fall into the pool and drown (if the water doesn't wake the person) or mistakenly set the house on fire. What a sleep-walker can do are alot. When it happens all need to do to wake the person is shaking the person really hard or just guide the person back to the bed. Some are a little harder to wake, and you need to give them a dirty slap or a stroke of the cane.

2. The lady may have just returned from the restroom and stared at him before going back to sleep. Which is completely nornal because we all stare at the new person we're in bed with when we wake in the middle of the night.

3. She may be liking the guy and was checking him out. I once had a wonderful lady who ocassionally kissed me repeatedly in the middle of the night till I wake. One day I asked her why she does that and she said I look great when I'm asleep, so she felt like planting some kisses. It was actually nice hearing that.

4. The guy may be a serious snorer. He snored so hard that she woke and stared at him.

That's it.

2 weeks she don dey sleep for ur hasz

Bros i dey raise my Yash up for U oooooh

Shez a witch...
Shez ensuring u r asleep b4 she transforms to an owl...
Run for your life!!!

bebe2:


hmmmm??

yeaaahhh, before they get a knife and stap him in the chest

they won't stab him na. You no dey watch film o.

While staring, the guy would slowly open his eyes. They will kiss and then do the thing before laughing and saying " I love you". I current o

Lincoln94:
2 weeks she don dey sleep for ur hasz

Bros i dey raise my Yash up for U oooooh

Not a big deal if you have game.

faceURfront:


I love taking risks. So I don't mind falling

face your front so you won't fall o. I no fit carry pesin.

arsetalks:
Hahahaahaha. Thanks for providing me a laugh. GOD knows I need it.

You're welcome anytime.

Na so e be o