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xynerise:
My son called his cousin an antelope.

You should be proud of yourself I guess?

nickz:
immediately after that incident.....my gf made him her best friend
cos he's always with me



but i can bribe him easily

so that you can comtinue to cheat on her secretly abi

I gave my sons aged 3 and 5 a packet of biscuit each,when the younger one gave me his packet to help him open,I took a piece from it . My older son brought his own but he kept staring at me with plea in his eyes,I was confused and asked him what the problem was,to my greatest surprise he said "mummy pls don't take from my own oo" .Walahi,my hand just weak

Temibassie:
I gave my sons aged 3 and 5 a packet of biscuit each,when the younger one gave me his packet to help him open,I took a piece from it . My older son brought his own but he kept staring at me with plea in his eyes,I was confused and asked him what the problem was,to my greatest surprise he said "mummy pls don't take from my own oo" .Walahi,my hand just weak

Hahahhahahahaaaaa
I already love the young man.
He hates injustice.
Lol

Pimples:
Hahahhahahahaaaaa
I already love the young man.
He hates injustice.
Lol

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skillzbae:
My 3yr old once told me Mumi,i dnt like ur frnd,she begs too much. Anoda frnd of mine ws in my hse, complaining of his wife behaviour, my dota looked @ him nd said If u dnt like her, y did u marry her? D guy jux got up nd went to his house. I ws helping her wit her home wrk one day, i wanted to b sure she knew wat she ws doing, so i ws trying to confuse her,d little madam said,mumi i dnt blame u, u r alwz sitting at home without going to sch,i wil tel my daddy to bring u to my sch,so dat u wil knw book

lwkm

skillzbae:
Tnx, i do beat her, dunno wat else to do to caution her, u can imagine d embarrasement wen she told my mother in law dt d soup she cookd is nt sweet,nd ws asking her if she forgot to put maggi, tnk God her fada ws dre to calm his mum, cos d woman said i ws d one who must av said it to her hearing,God knws im innocent. Pls anyone dt knw hw i can tame her mouth shuld pls tell me,her fada believes she wil out grow it

there are kids like that...but don't just tolerate all

egopersonified:
When I had my third son, my second said 'we dont even have a baby girl, mummy go and buy a baby girl for us' . I laugh die.

The day I took the new born baby for immunization, both of them kept following me around the hospital saying, 'mummy wants to return the baby' and I am like return the baby to who? The doctor, God or back to my womb?

God I love this thread ...

ndubueze92, please try out the tell us about your marriage and how was your first year of marriage threads, sorry I don't know how to post links, it's just sweet super stories of bliss, very unlike the 'please help me' threads.

Lwkmd...

My boy is dara n her little sis is treasure. One day during d mor devotion we sang d song Oluwadara/4x then her sis started crying dat we did not sing with her name thus we have to sing Oluwatreasure/4x too. One day I came back home n she said welcome mum, what did u bring for me I said nothing, few mins later she came to me n said: mum oya bring d nothing I can eat it. Just dis nite I serve dem concusion beans(we usually eat beans n fried pepper) then my daughter said ha mummy u gave me poopoo. Lol

It appears that everyone here has a 3 year's old child

Dey re yet to tell me....not yet

Nice thread

I don't advice you 'tame' her mouth. She's just 3 years old. Any adult that is offended by what she says must be more immature than she is. When she is a little older, you can teach her social skills gradually.

itz not issue if bin immature, sumfinz she says are too much 4 her age & lvl.....d concern here is future embarrassment & problems likely to cum tru jst like wen she told her patri-granny dat her soup aint sweet, d woman wunt take it dat d statement is coming frm a child sh'll concluded dat d month said it