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I pleaded with her.
Me: there's still time na... 6:45pm.. I no go pity you this time around.
Sarah: (still angry) just do it well this time. I dint come here to play oooo

I started kissing her and handling her already exposed bre*st. I started rubbing all my hands on her body. I touched her paradise and inserted a finger into her. I moved the finger in and out very slowly. She moaned and I inserted one more finger with the same slow pace.... she started jumping up&down the bed. I continued until she held me tight to herself. I immediately put on another Durex condom on.... I positioned her lying on her side and I entered her from the rear which makes her to make a sound as someone who is in pain. I waited for a while and I started pumping in&out with long strokes. She started screaming my name and I increased the impetus of the pounding and we both came at the same time.
We laid there for 10minutes;... we dint say a word. It's now 7:23pm. Sarah broke the silence.

Sarah: I hope our last time out was not your best performance.
Me: no oooo (this lady wan kill me ni)
Sarah: it better be ooo... I can't allow you to disgrace me with this your performance.
Me: don't worry.... I will be fine before then.
Sarah: Okay.... I hope so... we are still seeing on Friday 10am prompt. it's your performance that would determine if I connect you with my friend or not.
Me: Okay dear...

I quickly dressed up and I was about to leave when she gave me an envelope containing N20k. I collected it. I still have time to say hello to Tunde and Ronke. Drank another bottle of stout off them then dashed off to Customs house.

I got home around 7:50pm... to my surprise, I met Kikelomo&Bidemi waiting for me in our living room.
(My mouth go smell stout again) I just pretended I didn't see them and I went off to my room without saying hello.

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hazardous:
I pleaded with her.
Me: there's still time na... 6:45pm.. I no go pity you this time around.
Sarah: (still angry) just do it well this time. I dint come here to play oooo

I started kissing her and handling her already exposed bre*st. I started rubbing all my hands on her body. I touched her paradise and inserted a finger into her. I moved the finger in and out very slowly. She moaned and I inserted one more finger with the same slow pace.... she started jumping up&down the bed. I continued until she held me tight to herself. I immediately put on another Durex condom on.... I positioned her lying on her side and I entered her from the rear which makes her to make a sound as someone who is in pain. I waited for a while and I started pumping in&out with long strokes. She started screaming my name and I increased the impetus of the pounding and we both came at the same time.
We laid there for 10minutes;... we dint say a word. It's now 7:23pm. Sarah broke the silence.

Sarah: I hope our last time out was not your best performance.
Me: no oooo (this lady wan kill me ni)
Sarah: it better be ooo... I can't allow you to disgrace me with this your performance.
Me: don't worry.... I will be fine before then.
Sarah: Okay.... I hope so... we are still seeing on Friday 10am prompt. it's your performance that would determine if I connect you with my friend or not.
Me: Okay dear...

I quickly dressed up and I was about to leave when she gave me an envelope containing N20k. I collected it. I still have time to say hello to Tunde and Ronke. Drank another bottle of stout off them then dashed off to Customs house.

I got home around 7:50pm... to my surprise, I met Kikelomo&Bidemi waiting for me in our living room.
(My mouth go smell stout again) I just pretended I didn't see them and I went off to my room without saying hello.

Guess you don forget RUKA... And when will you meet with IYABO now

Me dey wait oo

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I went to my room. I Kept the envelope inside my wardrobe and I laid on my bed. Kikelomo and Bidemi entered and started begging me.

Bidemi: Femi... it's not fair what you are doing to us ooo.. Kikelomo has been crying since you left.
Femi: why would she cry? She has a lion heart. Anyway, Kikelomo I'm sorry about today. I guess I really over reacted. Please forgive me. (It's getting late I just want them to leave).
Kikelomo: (crying) I'm sorry... I said those things to....
Me: (cuts her off) I understand... to protect your sister. okay.. I'm very much fine now.
Bidemi: (sniffs) why do you like drinking after each argument?
Me: I don't know. .. let me see you guys off... (I pecked Kikelomo) we will be fine.... I'm also sorry.

It's late. I just put on my singlet with my bathroom slippers. I saw them off to the junction of my street and I waved them good nite.

As I was coming home; I saw Ruka coming out of her house. (shayo na bastard). I called her "mama mi".

Ruka: Femi.... (rushed down) long time... how are you doing?
Me: I'm fine... I still remember your audition ooo. I will definitely come.
Ruka: I was about reminding you. Thank you very much.
Me: I just hope the girls at next week audition would be more or as beautiful as the last one
Ruka: sure... most of those girls are coming.
Me: really; I have a crush on a particular girl that day. I hopes she comes ooo.
Ruka: (surprised) what is her name?
Me: I dint get to talk with her that day but she's very beautiful as you.
Ruka: (Smiling) stop teasing me.
Me: Okay oooo... if you can help me get that girl (pointing to the sky), I swear I will be doing your environmental for you.
Ruka: (laughing) you are very funny.... Iike seriously how does she looks like?.
Me: (Smiling)... all of you are like chinko people, you look alike.... lepa with height. Does that helps you?
Ruka: (laughing) I don't know that you are funny like this ooo. Okay let me show you the picture of some f the girls on my phone; hopefully she might be there.

She started showing the pictures of the girls on her phone. Most of the pictures were grouped ones. I just kept telling her. ... no... not this one.
But when the picture got to Ruka's personal picture.

Me: this is the girl I'm talking about.
Ruka: (shocked)... I'm the one there ooo.
Me: I know... I have been thinking of a way to tell you that I like you. but the fear of being rejected always stops me from telling you. As you can't lose what you don't have; I have already made up my mind to tell you.....'I like you Ruka 'and I will want you to be my girlfriend.
Ruka: Femi... that's not possible. I can't go out with you, besides I have a boyfriend.
Me: I dint expect a girl as beautiful as you not to have a boyfriend... I'm not only asking you to be my girlfriend... I want you to be my best friend. Someone I can share my dreams with.... someone I can grow up with.... someone I can..... (cuts me off)
Ruka: I'm sorry Femi.... I can't date you..
Me: why can't you date me? Is it because I'm putting on bathroom slippers and a singlet? Please give me 5mins; so that I can put on something more casual. Maybe you will change your mind then (turns to leave)
Ruka: you are very funny and stubborn. What has your dressing got to with this? Hmnnnnnn.....okay, I will think about it..
Me: hush... thank you... thank you.... should I call you this night to know my result?
Ruka: not that soon oooo.... okay I will tell you after the audition on Tuesday.
Me: Okay... but I hope I won't die of hypertension before then...
Ruka: lailai.... God forbid.
We continued chatting and my rang. It was Bidemi. I told her that it was my mum.
Me: maybe she needs something.... got to go
Ruka: Okay... good night...
Me: good night.... try to dream of me
Ruka: (Smiling) and you too.. bye.

I rushed into the house and I picked when she calls the second time.

Bros U have to start writing down the names of all Ur girlfriends cos at this rate, U just might break Solomon's record. Morning people!!!

Baddest guy ever liveth. I dey enjoy your blockbuster.

Ride on guy..... You are doing a great Job. Happiness is one thing that is not common to a common man in Nigeria, yet you give it to us freely. May God continue to inspire you.

SkyyLord:
Bros U have to start writing down the names of all Ur girlfriends cos at this rate, U just might break Solomon's record. Morning people!!!

Lol... I still dey gentle oooo Solomon na baba werey ooo

aprilwise:
Baddest guy ever liveth. I dey enjoy your blockbuster.

Thanks Boss!

lummylummy:
Ride on guy..... You are doing a great Job. Happiness is one thing that is not common to a common man in Nigeria, yet you give it to us freely. May God continue to inspire you.

Amen oooo! Thanks for the love shown.
This is our country; we will continue to pray till when happiness becomes common to an average man.

I was very happy... I picked Bidemi's call.

Me: hello dear... you guys ought to be home by now.
Bidemi: we ved gotten home jare.. we just have to warm the soup for the family.
Me: Okay...is Kikelomo there?
Bidemi: no... should I get her for you?
Me: don't worry... I will call her later
Bidemi: Okay... no worries then.
Me: Bidemi..... I'm sorry about today... the fight and what I said to Kikelomo. I will still call her to apologise.
Bidemi: it's me that supposed to apologise.... I caused the fight and the fight caused the quarrel between both of you.
Me: thanks... I got to rest now... but that's after I call your sister.
Bidemi: Okay dear.... before I go to bed... can I ask you a question?
Me: sure.
Bidemi: are we dating back now?
Me: (breathes heavily) no.... Only if your sister approves it.
Bidemi: (excited) yes she did... that's what we came to tell you. but you gave us a cold welcome.
Me: I'm sorry.... we will talk tomorrow na
Bidemi: love you
Me: (pretends not to hear) good night
Bidemi: love you
Me: okay...love you too
Bidemi: odaro Oko mi

I ended the call and I dialled Kikelomo's number.

Kikelomo: hello
Me: hello... I hope you are fine now?
Kikelomo: yes... thank you
Me: I'm sorry about what happened today... I hope you have forgiven me?
Kikelomo: I'm the one that supposed to be asking the question... I'm sorry for everything today...
Me: it's alright. At least we are friends again
Kikelomo: (giggles) thank you for that.
Me: it's nothing jare... henhen... Bidemi said that you guys wanted to tell me something today.
Kikelomo: didn't she tell you?
Me: she did
Kikelomo: what is your opinion about it?
Me: I love her but I'm afraid to go deep with her because of some of her behaviour.
Kikelomo: so what did you intend doing now?
Me: I will tell her the truth that I can't cope with her attitude.
Kikelomo: no ooo... she will think I aided you with your decision. I don't want any wahala with you or Bidemi till I return back to school.
Me: what would now happen to us?
Kikelomo: there is no us... Bidemi is your us now. I don't want any wahala.
Me: Okay ooo... thanks for your humility. I appreciate. I want to sleep now. I'm very tired.
Kikelomo: Okay... good night.

We ended the call.

I think I like Bidemi but I'm not the same person that they know now. May God help me with this my decision oooo.

I dialled David's number (Motunrayo) and we talked for 7mins. Then I kissed her goodnight.

It's now 10:42pm. I wanted to call Sarah but I know that she is not too happy with me. And it's not my fault jare... I can't be using performance enhancer drug everytime because I want to mate her. No... hell no... I just have to find a way out. I mean a way out..... Badoo.

I always look up to him in everything.. he will surely helps me. I rushed to his room. Ouch., he's sleeping. Why won't he? He uses to leave early and come back 7pm.

I turned to leave when he called out.
Femi....

Make U shaa no Bleep Sara up ooo! As U take the enjoy her money, no so U go take pay anytime wey kasala go burst. She don provoke already cos say U no satisfy her.

Ogbeni update us ooo, have been refreshing the page for almost an hour now Ogbeni update us ooo, have been refreshing the page for almost an hour now

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Ogbeni update us ooo, have been refreshing the page for almost an hour now Ogbeni update us ooo, have been refreshing the page for almost an hour now

I SWEAR NO BE ONLY YOU DEY THIS THING. ME TOO OH

I'm sorry guys!

Update after the Manchester United vs Arsenal.

Me: I'm sorry I woke you up
Brother Segun: it's okay.... I hope you have a good reason for that
Me: I don't know... it depends on how you takes it.
Brother Segun: (yawning) okay aburo. I'm all ears.
Me: it's about my S*x life. I think that I'm sick.
Brother Segun: (confused) you know that I always got your back
Me: sure... bros.. it's just that after using the drug you gave me, all the girls I met always complain that I do release too soon. Today I lasted for 4mins. Can you imagine that?
Brother Segun: o boy....you don dey active now.
Me: abi oooo..
Brother Segun: you just need to slow down a bit ooo... anyway, you have to concentrate more on the momentum. If you can hold on for 5mins then you are good to go.
Me: (confused) how am I going to do that?
Brother Segun: just hold on for awhile... if you feel that you are too comfortable.... change your position. If you feel that you are about to come again.: remove it and hold the base of your P*nis for awhile... that should do the trick. Just try to pass that 4/5minutes mark then you are good to go.
Me: the badoo.... I know that you will never fail me. anyway, I will try it on Friday on one of my girlfriend.
Brother Segun: Okay... but don't go around having unprotected s*x oooo.
Me: you thought me well na.... make I allow you sleep. Good night boss!
Brother Segun: good night aburo

I went to my room very tired. Why won't I? Too much drama through the day. From the Adeboye's to Sarah.
I really needs help. I slept off.


I woke up the next day a very happy man. Not that I have a better way of passing my exam but I'm finally getting the freedom I desired from Baba Custom.






I now have girls at my beck and call.

Bidemi - my lovely friend (best friend) that loves me with her all... jealously. Even with her too attached emotions.... I do love her.

Motunrayo - a rare beauty with her bosom that makes her stand out among the rest. Her Smiles a threat to the others.

Sarah: my adventurous woman (sugar mummy). My livelihood. But that does not take away her beauty. If not for the businesses involved; I would have loved her more.

Ruka: lepa ti ko common (model). Always walks with authority: and intellectual knowledge is what makes me wanna stay with her. She is just it.

Thursday things.

if you take so Much time to update people would get tired of reading o..

[quote author=sexymoma post=28257941]if you take so Much time to update people would get tired of reading o..[/quote
Na true ooooooo

I'm sorry guys... got some running around to do today with some football matches. but I'm back now. Updating like before now.
Stay tuned.

I decided not to go out today. I want to rest for the big occasion. I called the Adeboye's that my mum sent me to our relatives place to give them some provisions and I won't be back till evening.
I'm now free like a bird. I called Motunrayo.

Motunrayo: hello love
Me: hello.... I'm missing you very much now oooo. I'm the only one at home. House is boring jo.
Motunrayo: Eiya.... I would have come around but I have other plans with my kid sister.
Me: Okay... no problem... I just want to check on you.
Motunrayo: Okay thanks... got to go
Me: Okay... later love
Motunrayo: Okay...later things... I will be calling you from time to time.
Me: Okay dear.

I terminated the call and I dialled Ruka's number and she picked on the first beep.

Ruka: good morning Femi
Me: good morning but what happened to good morning love?
Ruka: hmnnnn... okay. good morning love
Me: thanks dear. How was your night?
Ruka: fine and yours?
Me: never would have been better with you now my friend.
Ruka: Okay oooo... hope you still remember my audition.
Me: why won't I? I will not miss you for anything in the world. Not even when my life is in the stake.
Ruka: Okay oooo. So what's up?
Me: I'm cool... just lonely. I'm the only one at home. Why don't you come around.
Ruka: I can't come.... I'm going out now.
Me: Okay... what about just saying hello when going out?
Ruka: Okay but you will come and meet me at the gate; I'm late!
Me: Okay... I'm coming out now.

I ended the call and rushed to the gate. I waited for 2mins before she came out of her house.
We were talking outside our gate when Tunde: who was driving saw me with Kikelomo. He parked the car and he came to greet us.

Tunde: hi guys
Me: bawo ni Tunde... Tunde meet my new friend Ruka... Ruka meets Tunde.

They both complemented their beauty while I watched them talk about politics. Tunde was impressed with her vast knowledge on politics.

After like 10mins; she excused herself and left. Tunde kept shouting Ikoko.. Ikoko.... Ikoko

Me: what is Ikoko?
Tunde: you just dey chop anyhow... I like your style. The girl fine small but she too lepa.... Ikoko.
Me: what's Ikoko na?
Tunde: (kept shouting) Ikoko aje egun jeran... Ikoko aje egun jeran
Me: (confused and laughing)... what are saying na? ooooo
Tunde: Ikoko aje egun jeran simply means " hyena that eats both meat and bone". That girl na bone. You no get taste at all. Wetin you wan take am do?
Me: you are not serious.... Na dat kin girl sabi do style wella. no be all this orobo people wey we dey carry about.

He kept shouting Ikoko. he later requested we go to rooftop hotel.

Me: (this guy dey mad ni... it just 10:15am ooo) no oooo... I'm waiting for one of my relatives. My dad asked me to give him something. I might come around later in the day.
Tunde: Okay Mr Ikoko ... see ya

He started the engine of his car and he zoomed off.


I went inside the house. Thinking about what Tunde said.... if the Adeboye's con see this Ruka ko... my own don finish be that.

I just have to win this bet.

just hope ure working round the clock to drop an update? anyway, am ayara bi asa (bird) type-writer, just call on me to do the typing for you

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just hope ure working round the clock to drop an update? anyway, am ayara bi asa (bird) type-writer, just call on me to do the typing for you

Thanks ore (ayara bi asa)! I will manage.
Welcome to the family.

I'm sorry about today guys. As you all know that tomorrow is Sunday (no post till Monday). I will try to update tomorrow morning before going to church l... so as to make up for today.

last update for today coming soon.

One love guys!

I'm now alone. Seriously thinking how I will not f*ck up tomorrow. I now remembered that my brother used to watch some adult film on his laptop. I went to his room and I on the laptop. Good for me, it's not passworded.

I searched and searched before I saw a folder of xplicit adult film. I opened the folder and I clicked on one of the files.
What I saw on the laptop screen was terrifying. A black man who was richly endowed was seriously bang*ng one orobo girl. The guy is so big that I thought & knew that I can't rival any girl that he has slept with(who born me). Not that I'm on the small side. My thing is a little above average and the head is big. But this guy.... (Hmnnnn no comment).
I watched it for awhile and I closed it to open another file. The guy is not that huge like the first guy (me and the guy na mate).
The guy was very good. He kept bleeping the girl with great impetus and he still has time to roll&whine his waist. The guy makes use of long strokes and short strokes at every intervals. He even take time to touch her clit*ris when pounding away. This is what is called love making, I said to myself. I just dey do rubbish since.
I seriously concentrated on the guys action and I picked some valuable styles with techniques.
I closed it and I opened the third file. What I saw made me to have a rethink about my lifestyle with Sarah. I saw two ladies (lesbi*ns) going down on themselves.
What if Sarah or her friend wants me to do go down on them? I can't do it ooo. I just can't do it. I looked it for a while and I closed it when I'm getting irritated.
I switched off the laptop and starts thinking how I'm going to practice all the things that I have learned under 1hour. I'm now feeling very horney now.

I went to take my bath and I was busy thinking how I'm going to deal with Sarah tomorrow. I decided to call her. I dialled her number.

Sarah: hi dear.. how are you doing?
Me: I'm not fine.. I really want to see you, so that I can make up for yesterday.
Sarah: don't worry... we will see tomorrow.
Me: I know but I feel like touching and Kissing you right now
Sarah: me too... but I can't make it today... tomorrow... okay... got to go
Me: Okay bye dear.



I ended the call very relieved. I go hammer Sarah tomorrow and I will get paid for my own enjoyment. E go better for Tunde for linking me with Sarah.

Tomorrow go bad gan.