₦airaland Forum

ALKARULEZ615:
Tosyn baba
U sabi catch all these girls o

tosyne2much:
Abi now... You no see how some of dem nearly chop me raw

mizzkeji44:
Omg.....he's so creative.
Where do i belong sef?

tosyne2much:
e- crush oya where do you belong ?

mizzkeji44:

chimerase2:
Almost all nairaland gals belong to type 3
*pls stop nah stop stop pls I want to go now and don't touch me******next stage oyeee ohhhhh yeeee* choi gals mumu die infact dem be mumuni alao

tosyne2much:
Bros abeg calm down ooooo..

We don't need a prophet to tell us that most ladies fall in number 3 category

tosyne2much:
you beta talk now or I will tell you where you belong

mizzkeji44:
Go ahead now.....let's see how well you know me.

tosyne2much:
You belong to just 3 categories, should I hit the hail on the head ?

mizzkeji44:
GO AHEAD....AM WAITING

tosyne2much:
1, 5 and 10

mizzkeji44:
I belong to only number 5.

Adaeze003:
Like guys are perfect...

Like guys don't go after vain things as well eg facial beauty, boobs n booty.

Like guys don't abandon girls who love then n go after flashy ones.

Like guys don't leave girls who stuck by them through the rough days.

Like guys don't cheat on the girls they claim to love.

Like guys don't fall mugu n even sell their father's suit just to buy iPhone for that flashy girl.

I heard of a guy who fetched bathing water for his supposed gf n her bf. She said he was her cousin.

Like weak guys don't promise girls marriage JUST to get in her panties...

Do you now see that we r all human n we MUST make mistakes? Don't come here acting like some god when in real life, you are not any better than the girls you yab.

Live n let live...

tosyne2much:
Note- This write-up contain blunders and wrong use of words but that's out of my chest. No be corporate communications i dey do

10 Types Of Confused Ladies

It takes a miracle if a lady is not guilty of at least one of the listed points


Where Do You Belong ?

1. The ones who have been dying silently and have been patiently waiting for the opportunity for you to talk to strike up a convo, only for you to strike up a convo and ask them out and they will decline your request so as to prove to you that they are not cheap and when you are drifting away, they will start running after you so that you can ask them out once more and they will tell you YES immediately


2. The ones who bleach and after having multi colours and black knuckles, only for them to start blaming it on their friends who prescribed a wrong cream to them

3. The ones who will ask you "what do you think you are doing" even though they know deep down that they will end up giving in

4. The ones who will forsake you for a rich dude, only for them to start chasing you when the guy becomes poor and everything becomes good for you, saying it was the work of the devil

5. The ones who will outrightly tell you they don't do long distance relationship because they are in Lagos and you are in Aba, but they start giving you close marking when they are in Lagos and you are in London, saying "it's love that matters"

6. These are the ones who will tell you they don't like secks and that they are only doing it for the sake of love, only for them to call you a lazy man if you can't satisfy them

7. The ones who will screen men with no mercy.. They screen men like Gulder Ultimate Search and Maltina Dance Hall audition, only for them to start attending prayer programmes and weekly services in church when they seem not to get a better dude and they don't want to settle for less because much has been expected of them from friend and families


8. The ones who have pursued their future partner out of ignorance and class, only for them to join the church choir, ushering unit when age is not on their side anymore


9. The ones who neglect a short kindhearted dude thereby running after a tall handsome dude with 6 packs, only for the guy to dump them and they start raining curses, saying all men are the same

10. The ones who will tell you they don't give out their number to strangers, only for them to be overwhelmed by regret why they didn't give it out at once


Feel free to add yours

Happy Sunday

tosyne2much:
@ the bolded.. Bwhahahaahahahahaha lwkmd roflmao

tosyne2much:
Note- This write-up contain blunders and wrong use of words but that's out of my chest. No be corporate communications i dey do

10 Types Of Confused Ladies

It takes a miracle if a lady is not guilty of at least one of the listed points


Where Do You Belong ?

1. The ones who have been dying silently and have been patiently waiting for the opportunity for you to talk to strike up a convo, only for you to strike up a convo and ask them out and they will decline your request so as to prove to you that they are not cheap and when you are drifting away, they will start running after you so that you can ask them out once more and they will tell you YES immediately


2. The ones who bleach and after having multi colours and black knuckles, only for them to start blaming it on their friends who prescribed a wrong cream to them

3. The ones who will ask you "what do you think you are doing" even though they know deep down that they will end up giving in

4. The ones who will forsake you for a rich dude, only for them to start chasing you when the guy becomes poor and everything becomes good for you, saying it was the work of the devil

5. The ones who will outrightly tell you they don't do long distance relationship because they are in Lagos and you are in Aba, but they start giving you close marking when they are in Lagos and you are in London, saying "it's love that matters"

6. These are the ones who will tell you they don't like secks and that they are only doing it for the sake of love, only for them to call you a lazy man if you can't satisfy them

7. The ones who will screen men with no mercy.. They screen men like Gulder Ultimate Search and Maltina Dance Hall audition, only for them to start attending prayer programmes and weekly services in church when they seem not to get a better dude and they don't want to settle for less because much has been expected of them from friend and families


8. The ones who have pursued their future partner out of ignorance and class, only for them to join the church choir, ushering unit when age is not on their side anymore


9. The ones who neglect a short kindhearted dude thereby running after a tall handsome dude with 6 packs, only for the guy to dump them and they start raining curses, saying all men are the same

10. The ones who will tell you they don't give out their number to strangers, only for them to be overwhelmed by regret why they didn't give it out at once


Feel free to add yours

Happy Sunday

exthar87:
God is watching you
Even if we are must u tell the world
See hungry dudes bashing babes

veegirl:
Sorry o.....m not guilty of any of d aforementioned

tosyne2much:
Veegirl ar u sure ?

veegirl:
Yeske

tosyne2much:
Are you saying you aint even guilty of number 3 ?

** say the truth and shame the devil oooo **

veegirl:
Nah! Lai lai

tosyne2much:
Note- This write-up contain blunders and wrong use of words but that's out of my chest. No be corporate communications i dey do

10 Types Of Confused Ladies

It takes a miracle if a lady is not guilty of at least one of the listed points


Where Do You Belong ?

1. The ones who have been dying silently and have been patiently waiting for the opportunity for you to talk to strike up a convo, only for you to strike up a convo and ask them out and they will decline your request so as to prove to you that they are not cheap and when you are drifting away, they will start running after you so that you can ask them out once more and they will tell you YES immediately


2. The ones who bleach and after having multi colours and black knuckles, only for them to start blaming it on their friends who prescribed a wrong cream to them

3. The ones who will ask you "what do you think you are doing" even though they know deep down that they will end up giving in

4. The ones who will forsake you for a rich dude, only for them to start chasing you when the guy becomes poor and everything becomes good for you, saying it was the work of the devil

5. The ones who will outrightly tell you they don't do long distance relationship because they are in Lagos and you are in Aba, but they start giving you close marking when they are in Lagos and you are in London, saying "it's love that matters"

6. These are the ones who will tell you they don't like secks and that they are only doing it for the sake of love, only for them to call you a lazy man if you can't satisfy them

7. The ones who will screen men with no mercy.. They screen men like Gulder Ultimate Search and Maltina Dance Hall audition, only for them to start attending prayer programmes and weekly services in church when they seem not to get a better dude and they don't want to settle for less because much has been expected of them from friend and families


8. The ones who have pursued their future partner out of ignorance and class, only for them to join the church choir, ushering unit when age is not on their side anymore


9. The ones who neglect a short kindhearted dude thereby running after a tall handsome dude with 6 packs, only for the guy to dump them and they start raining curses, saying all men are the same

10. The ones who will tell you they don't give out their number to strangers, only for them to be overwhelmed by regret why they didn't give it out at once


Feel free to add yours

Happy Sunday