₦airaland Forum

kandiikane:
How are you? Don't mind Ileke she likes talking out of her azz when she's tired. My heart is well kept for you.

Subomi, when the rain falls, don't tell me that I didn't warn you to bring a raincoat and umbrella.

Ilekeh:
Me, Sholly and you na

Touché

kandiikane:
I see. Ok.

You just succeeded in making sholly and Ileke to feel good about themselves

Why nau?
Na so we go dey?

2legit2qwt:
Actually i missed it. It's ok to admit you guys like my sperry shoes, y'all been taking about it since 2012. I heard Ilekeh's bf doesn't even wear shoes, he's Goodluck Jonathan's distant relative

Exactly.

SirShymex:
I wanna take Subomi1 to dinner though.
Tell her to holla at me - Westfield, next week Friday.
I should be at the Casino from 7-9 PM.

No, we don't hook our friends up with broke niggas in France.

Get on your broomstick and fly back to Ijebuland

Ilekeh:
Exactly.



No, we don't hook our friends up with broke niggas in France.

Get on your broomstick and fly back to Ijebuland

Lol, funny

Subom1:
ilekeh told you . That's some weird ish lol. My twin is a female. We are identical to the bone but our personalities are totally different

Yeah she's weird like that. That's cool, i wanna have twins too. Will you do me the favor then?

Truckpusher:
Even the ones from rich homes are the worse leeches you'll see around talking big yet broke from buying too much Brazilian hair and fake asss

It's in your DNA - stop feigning ignorance and shame the devil for once

I know some girls that do that but they do it for fun and it's never a serious relationship. Moreover, the boys are more than willing to give and flaunt.

....but outside Nigeria?? That's not very common.

Ilekeh:
No, we don't hook our friends up with broke niggas in France.

Get on your broomstick and fly back to Ijebuland

I'm just trying to help ya friend and show her something more luxurious than McDs.

BananaBender:
I know some girls that do that but they do it for fun and it's never a serious relationship. Moreover, the boys are more than willing to give and flaunt.

....but outside Nigeria?? That's not very common.

Don't mind them. I bet you Truckpusher hawks mango by day and plays "big boy" by night.

mtcheww

2legit2qwt:
Yeah she's weird like that. That's cool, i wanna have twins too. Will you do me the favor then?

You mean you want me to be your babymama . Lol that ish ain't for me. No babies without a ring!

Ilekeh:
Don't mind them. I bet you Truckpusher hawks mango by day and plays "big boy" by night.

mtcheww

Ileke pom pom
Easy on truckie na - Me and you na paddy o

SirShymex:
I'm just trying to help ya friend and show her something more luxurious than McDs.

Lemme guys, that would be Mr Biggs, right?

No, we don't do that over here.

Truckpusher:

Ileke pom pom
Easy on truckie na - Me and you na paddy o

I say show us a pix of you holding a bundle of easy $100k cash.

Ilekeh:
I say show us a pix of you holding a bundle of easy $100k cash.

That's for kids you know and not for seasoned gentlemen like me

Take the Seychelles offer and swim in it

SirShymex:
I'm just trying to help ya friend and show her something more luxurious than McDs.

Sharaap. What do you know about luxury. I merely mention Mcdees cos that's what you can only afford .

@Kanwuliajara......Who is mowing your lawn now?

Truckpusher:
That's for kids you know and not for seasoned gentlemen like me

Take the Seychelles offer and swim in it

I'm not interested in Seychelles, Oshodi. lol

Ilekeh:
I'm not interested in Seychelles, Oshodi. lol

Where do you want to go?

Just say it and you'll get it - just like that

wow, are you insane? she should post her toto pics here?! my aplogogies, though, if you didn't post your toto pic(s) on your profile. probably just some art work/cartoon stuff.

Kanwulia:
Do you actually call that a 'toto picture'?
All I showed was a 'LABIABIA'!
You are really from 'a BUSH'

This is my toto picture!
If you really wanted to show you could play 'totopoly'. . . YOU WOULD HAVE POSTED YOURS, instead of uploading some "IJEBU BIOLOGY" pictures.
You are soooooooooooooooo irritating!

I will restrain myself from exchanging words with YOU or any OTHER on this thread!
Not my agenda for the rest of the year!

Truckpusher:
Where do you want to go?

Just say it and you'll get it - just like that

They're places you won't be able to find/recognize on an atlas

Ilekeh:
They're places you won't be able to find/recognize on an atlas

Mention one and I'll give it my blessing.

You see ,this is how we talk

Subom1:
You mean you want me to be your babymama . Lol that ish ain't for me. No babies without a ring!

Of course! It's a process, so is your sister into ghanaians as well?

Ilekeh:
Lemme guys, that would be Mr Biggs, right?

No, we don't do that over here.

There are nice tons of nice restaurants. Or we can go to Lakeside, not too far away, there's a Spanish restaurant there that I like a lot. Heck, sometimes I just go there solo, to eat.

Subom1:
Sharaap. What do you know about luxury. I merely mention Mcdees cos that's what you can only afford .

Lol, stop faking the funk. That's where ya white bf always take you to.

Now, I see why you hate naij guys for pushing you to that broke mofo on JSA.

Anyway, the offer is there...and make sure you bring ya sexy laps in ripped jeans.

Else, I might just head South to go meet some Ijebu chic I just met that looks like someone I can wife up. Nice chic.

2legit2qwt:
Of course! It's a process, so is your sister into ghanaians as well?

lol never knew I was into Ghanaians but they are not bad. At least they are not pussy..ass..niggas like some of you guys here

SirShymex:
There are nice tons of nice restaurants. Or we can go to Lakeside, not too far away, there's a Spanish restaurant there that I like a lot. Heck, sometimes I just go there solo, to eat.

Awwwwww, forever alone.

Subomi will love to take you out

SirShymex:
Lol, stop faking the funk. That's where ya white bf always take you to.

Now, I see why you hate naij guys for pushing you to that broke mofo on JSA.

Anyway, the offer is there...and make sure you bring ya sexy laps in ripped jeans.

Else, I might just head South to go meet some Ijebu chic I just met that looks like someone I can wife up. Nice chic.

lol you still on the white guy ish. Told you already am not dating a white guy. Peeps should give this jeans a rest already . Since am so nice I will send it to you via my houseboy since you like them so much.

Lol still clowning as usual. Go get your ijebu chic. She's still a Nigerian woman you men love to bash but can't do without

Truckpusher:
Mention one and I'll give it my blessing.

You see ,this is how we talk

Lol. Pele, but we don't date in France.

Goodnight peeps

Subom1:
lol never knew I was into Ghanaians but they are not bad. At least they are not pussy..ass..niggas like some of you guys here

that just killed me with laughter

What kinda man you been hangin with? The ones with a pussssy hanging in their azz literally?

Ilekeh:
Lol. Pele, but we don't date in France.

Is it not the same France where I had my first date at 15?

Ilekeh:
Awwwwww, forever alone.

Subomi will love to take you out

Lol, that's cos I don't cook.

So, what else do you expect?

I just eat everywhere, man