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OohMpa:
[color=#808000]You see Naija girls?

How do we expect to get pünny if they don't want lomantic?
They only think about iPhone 6 not flowers

Back in Paris, give dandelions and get pünny
In Jamaica, give twerk CD and get pünny
In Mexico, give weed and get pünny
But in Nigeria, NO!!!! E must be 5 star restaurant

We give up [/color]

Better soup na kill am o

musfad:
Lmao.....true talk!

unibenstudent1:
no wonder, ojuelegba gals are the 1CE who carry placards and papers rioting up and down in unilag,,oju gals are kpakororo,Mary adonbelievit ,u are ajebutter not kpakpo??

marieolae:
pako babe b me.

unibenstudent1:
hmm me na ajebutter boy,make me go find ajebutter girl for myself nahh

marieolae:
I hold u? Lol

Tallesty1:
Not In Nigeria

Some naija girls be like.

Name: Lilian.

Sex: F

Occupation: In A Relationship.

dechandel:

So with you there is hope for Naija guys??
Tah
Why can't you bear and watch a girlie movie with her? But she can endure your endless rants about football abi?

musfad:
Authenticating...

kristina1:
The only thing dat make naija galz heart melt is money,d rest is history.

Fabdedon:
not in Nigeria

dechandel:

Na for Naija guy wan come compliment my mama food Them no born am well to show face for our gate sef

Na for Naija you wan come do sidewalk?? Hian.
Okada go be your escort

Naija guys be like if you can't open the door your self.. Stay back


Romantic kor
Pls bring the Naija version of this write up jare

musfad:
In a world filled with late-night
booty calls, infidelity and a
general “hit it and split it”
mentality, it’s easy to become
jaded by today’s dating
scene. However, true gentlemen who can win a girl over still
exist and if you, guys, want to
be one of them read carefully
what kind of habits you should
develop.

1. Opening doors:
A guy who takes the time to come
around and open the car door for
you is a keeper. Recognize and
appreciate a guy who puts your
comfort and well-being first, even if
it’s just for a few extra seconds.

2. Saving the last bite of food:
When he saves the last bite for you,
it’s basically him saying he likes
you more than any meal They say the way to a man’s heart
is through his stomach. So, when
he saves the last bite for you, it’s
basically him saying he likes you
more than whatever meal is in
front of him. Which, for the record, is a lot.

3. Spending time with your
family
A guy who shows interest in your
baby photos, coaches your little
brother on how to play football
and compliments your mother’s
cooking is a guy who’s in it for the
long haul. These are small gestures, but they speak volumes
about his intentions.

4. Suffering through a girly
movie
When a man volunteers to endure
a girly show or a movie because he
knows you’ll enjoy it, he earns
major bonus points. (Even more, if
he does so without complaining or
expecting something in return.)

5. Sending flowers:
Bring unexpected flowers to make
a girl smile And it should not be the
impressive bouquet you get on St.
Valentine’s Day. There’s just
something about unexpected
flowers that make a girl smile.

6.Walking on the outside of the
sidewalk:
The first time someone does this,
you will probably be confused. But
then you’ll start to question how
come other men in your life have
never been concerned about
positioning themselves in such a way that you’d be protected
should a curbside tragedy strike.

7. Putting your jacket on:
Chivalry is not dead, men can be
everyday knights in shining armor Women are fully capable of putting
their own jackets on, but it’s not a
question of ability. It’s gentlemanly
and kind for someone to hold out
your jacket for you or offer you
theirs when it’s cold.

daveP:
(scribbles down a thing or two, looks up and says) Its December, time to aim Higher. Settle for nothing less Diva

farano:
I'll lock your thread If you don't want to provide the source.

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]You see Naija girls?

How do we expect to get pünny if they don't want lomantic?
They only think about iPhone 6 not flowers

Back in Paris, give dandelions and get pünny
In Jamaica, give twerk CD and get pünny
In Mexico, give weed and get pünny
But in Nigeria, NO!!!! E must be 5 star restaurant

We give up [/color]

K9blunt:
op its true we have some (close to extinction) gentlemen in Nigeria, and when I say gentlemen l, I mean real ones not the ones that just pretend cos they are plenty. the real gentlemen you don't need to tell them what to do they do it because they took their trainings well and they are naturally like that. but our nija babes no dey try , even though guy dey give u money no mean say he call u biatch u say sorry sir. use the money he give u slapp am for face waka commot make he know say u get dignity biko.
PS; I know bashers will attack but I am not supporting money for hand, back for ground o!