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I flew kites,built sandy houses with me legs,danced in the rain,etc. Another thing i did that was not in your list was opening up every home appliance we owned so i can see how it worked and going to every of my relative's house so they can pay me since santa didn't deliver.

That 2 & 4 can be very annoying.

I was doing GCE at age of about 14, this lady must have been around 30. She rushed in late sweating like Xmas goat. Inches of pancake and other make-up on her face.
Maths paper. This lady started disturbing almost immediately.

Lady: Hey, small boy, wetin be answer to 1 (a)
Me: ?

Lady: Take this paper, write the answer here

Me: ?
Lady: Small boy, abeg na, I go buy you lunch
Me: Abeg leave me. I go report u o.

Na so this lady worry me tire o. I nearly reported her.

Lady: if you report me, na me and you dem go send out o. Abeg na, no worry, I go give you money, I get 5 Naira.

Me: ?

5 Naira was big money then.

To have my peace, I copied some answers for her.

At her age, I thought she must be a veteran of GCE and would know the punishment preceudure when people cheat or cooperate.

Funny lady sha.

On all this there's pan Nigerian oneness.

SuperMartins:
If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your
cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun......

you are right,I did all of that.

SuperMartins:
If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
[s]― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree. [/s]
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
[s]- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street. [/s]
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your
cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun......

Does not doing these make different?

Nduxzy:
How can i forget using NPK plug,matches and nail as Banger!

The days are gone but the scar remains!

you're totally on point ..how can I forget this chai
I play oooooo hahaha

DonaldGenes:
Oh yes, Op is damn RIGHT

Sometimes, I do still bath Nakedd when no one is around our compound. Just wanna relive my old Childhood memories..

you mean after some good sk

Ucheosefoh:
I don't intend to stop lol

I give.

Ucheosefoh:
I don't intend to stop lol

I give up.

Did all of the above. It was fun tho now that i remember those days. But kids of these days are busy forming big girls and big boys that they will never experience the Nigerian childhood fun

Nokialumia720:
I,ve done all these except stealing meat from the pot.

Bross talk true na! Nobody will say you grew up to be a yahoo [color=][/color]

lanxlot:
lol, I neh de say u tif anybody....all I de talk b say. na eida u tif meat Or fish Or u dun 4get, Or u jux chose to 4get.

fish nor meat,i not tif eida of them

Princesschi:
lol, were we in the same neighbourhood? Leke leke actually gave me white fingers sha.

But did it actually work? i noticed a white dot appeared on my finger after doing the chekeleke trick when i was a kid and now i just checked my finger and it is still there? Is this natural? Med and anatomy students should come and explain this abeg? E fit be say we were all chanting some ancient spell unknowingly. what causes white dots on a finger?
i'm 2 lazy to google it.
shokky24 you are familiar with ancient spells and magic words..your expertise is needed here and the "chekeleke" sounds like a word from the orients(far east)

nah Nigerians kids sabi dose ones we don't knw all dis lagos

yurme:
anty bunsky re u sure? #winkz

my dear,mo sure pa.

html14java:
Am busted.op, I did all

evn daddy nd mummy play#winkz

Bunsky:
my dear,mo sure pa.

lol me I steal meat ooo anty mi d only1 wey I no do nah dah tree own

cupidhero:
But did it actually work? i noticed a white dot appeared on my finger after doing the chekeleke trick when i was a kid and now i just checked my finger and it is still there? Is this natural? Med and anatomy students should come and explain this abeg? E fit be say we were all chanting some ancient spell unknowingly. what causes white dots on a finger?
i'm 2 lazy to google it.

lols. If i were u, i'll open a thread on it. I got mine too buh i cant find it anymore, maybe nature or whatever it is, was playing along with our childish acts.

zubby29:
mst of what its on d list i did,bt d sad tin is dat dos dat were born with silver spoon never did dem,i am proud of who i am today sha

Anybody born wit silver spoon nd didn't

Steal meat frm d pot
Play table soccer
Throw milk teeth on d roof
Close d fridge slowly
Sleep on d couch nd woke on d bed
Enters into d kitchen stead of d loo to pee in d middle of d nite
Nd some odas


Mean sey d spoon no silver enof

Come ooo!!! Nobody drive Boris Abi na only me[b][/b][color=#990000][/color]

SuperMartins:
Our parents generation had most of d fun..our generation manage flex..but technology don steal from this current generation

the other time i constructed a kite for my little daughter the whole children in our street came out to witness it some even called it an aeroplane

Goodquestion:
I give up.

Don't give up hope still de sha

Princesschi:
lols. If i were u, i'll open a thread on it. I got mine too buh i cant find it anymore, maybe nature or whatever it is, was playing along with our childish acts.

mine is still here,2 is faded while 3 is still white. i'm done opening threads,i'm sure the OP won't mind the extra traffic to his thread.

gbam!!..na me fest you,na me win jur...ceriously need those memories back

[quote author=Nduxzy post=28639253]How can i forget using NPK plug,matches and nail as Banger!

The days are gone but the scar remains![/quote omg you just reminded me,this shit was only for the brave kids then

eminikansoso:
the other time i constructed a kite for my little daughter the whole children in our street came out to witness it some even called it an aeroplane

Thats sweet! Now i feel like making babies. currently don't have a little relative now,will surely try that when my lil nephew turns 6 or 7.

I did everything on the list my childhood was superb.I remember always stealing bournvita when my dad noticed, he poured nescafe inside, d day I tried again, I received anointing to smell before I eat anything.I thought I was d only one buh my brother too was doing it too.
I enjoyed my childhood so much

I love this post it make me remember my early childhood days it was really fun. If u did not do this that mean ur childhood days was boring. I am happy I did most of them

kuuljay:
Come ooo!!! Nobody drive Boris Abi na only me[b][/b][color=#990000][/color]

bros i did oh...how about that rotor for spoilt radio come us am do fan...chisos!!...am renumbering...

Exjoker:
No, that play is so expensive. Only rude boy like you did that

Hihihi I follow for that one

I did 99.9%

kuuljay:
Come ooo!!! Nobody drive Boris Abi na only me[b][/b][color=#990000][/color]

I drive boris well and my own get the best design then