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10 Categories Of Ex'es by tosyne2much(op): 4:55pm On Dec 14, 2014*

1. The one who called the relationship a quit in order to replace you, only for him/her to start chasing you around the moment he/she realizes you are irreplaceable

2. The one who will still be making moves to get under your skirt especially when you come in contact after a long time

3. The one who left you for his/her selfish interest and start chasing you the moment your life changes for good

4. The one who dumped you for no reason, only for him/her to keep disturbing you with phone calls, text messages and pleading in order to restitute his ways

5. The one who left you and act like he/she doesn't care if you find someone better, but the moment you are spotted with a more prettier and handsome bf/her, you will see discomfort registered on your ex's face

6. The one who will flaunt his/her newly found love in order to show to you that he/she has got someone better

7. The one who will want you to know how well he/she is doing the area of his/her finances so that you will regret leaving him/her

8. The one who will keep telling you he/she will never forget you no matter what

9. The one who still maintain good relationship with you, he/she sometimes/regularly calls to show concern cos relationship is not a do or die affair

10. The one who will stop holding conversation with you because of the circumstances that warrant the break up.. He/she will try to avoid any form of conversation.. Whatsapp, facebook ( just name it )

Feel Free To Add Yours If I Missed Something

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Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by Nobody: 4:58pm On Dec 14, 2014

which one u be? happy sunday

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by LaurelP(m): 4:59pm On Dec 14, 2014

10 types of...

Wat next?

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by Nobody: 5:00pm On Dec 14, 2014

Tosin, I should accuse you of this in PM, but I have to let Nairalanders see it.

I now have proof that you are using a special type of juju to write these things

If you try to deny, I'll post your pictures in that shrine with that Baba, you want that huh

Ayamlaykorn

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Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by tosyne2much(op): 5:00pm On Dec 14, 2014

LaurelP:
10 types of...

Wat next?

10 Types Of Nairaland Moderators grin

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by Nobody: 5:01pm On Dec 14, 2014*

*The ones who will still use the pics of there ex. To self-service

*the ones that will take the pics of there ex to babalawo for prayers

* the ones who keep stalking there ex on all social sites they have

*the ones that will go and report the ex to his/her parent

*the ones who will send hire killers to kill him/her

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by Nobody: 5:01pm On Dec 14, 2014

My Ex boyfriend category isn't here. grin

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by Nobody: 5:04pm On Dec 14, 2014

laykorn:
Tosin, I should accuse you of this in PM, but I have to let Nairalanders see it.

I now have proof that you are using a specual type of juju to write these things

If you try to deny, I'll post your pictures in that shrine with that Baba, you want that
Ayamlaykorn

chai! e yaff vex

But tosyne eh! i jez dey look him with one eye. Do you know he made this topic in just 30mins,give or take?

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Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by Nobody: 5:04pm On Dec 14, 2014

FrancisTony:
My Ex boyfriend category isn't here.

Changing to (f). Is this what happens when someone graduates from France huh

Ayamlaykorn

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by Beesluv: 5:04pm On Dec 14, 2014

Lol
The ones who keep changing DP showing their new catch

The ones who keep stalking on social media

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Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by Nobody: 5:06pm On Dec 14, 2014

laykorn:
Changing to (f). Is this what happens when someone graduates from France
Ayamlaykorn

Laykorn...whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

your comments are cracking my ribs today. Wetin you chop? lolz

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by tosyne2much(op): 5:08pm On Dec 14, 2014

laykorn:
Tosin, I should accuse you of this in PM, but I have to let Nairalanders see it.

I now have proof that you are using a special type of juju to write these things

If you try to deny, I'll post your pictures in that shrine with that Baba, you want that
Ayamlaykorn

Hahahahaahahaahahaha juju ke ? Na my brain dey do the magic oooooo

Gimme any Topic and gimme 30-40 mins, and I will write about it tongue

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by Nobody: 5:09pm On Dec 14, 2014

tosyne2much:

Hahahahaahahaahahaha juju ke ? Na my brain dey do the magic oooooo

Gimme any Topic and gimme 30-40 mins, and I will write about it

Choose one of these two.
1) 10 Types Of Moderators
Or
2)10 Things You Can Find Laykorn Doing On Nairaland.
Ayamlaykorn

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by okotv(m): 5:10pm On Dec 14, 2014

tosyne2much....what are you using huh

I don't have an ex though

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Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by Nobody: 5:14pm On Dec 14, 2014

laykorn:
Changing to (f). Is this what happens when someone graduates from France
Ayamlaykorn

I didn't school in France.

By the way, I have always been a female.

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by Nobody: 5:24pm On Dec 14, 2014

Tosyne2much,you too gbasky.
Laykorn is right about you using juju(just kidding).
You are an inspiration.
I love all your topics.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by remmyton(f): 5:28pm On Dec 14, 2014

So on point

U forgot to add
the monitoring spirits: they wil follow u on fb, bbm, instagram n twitter, view all ur new pics just to be sure you ar not doin beta dan them

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Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by lionduke(m): 5:31pm On Dec 14, 2014

incase

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by chimerase2: 5:37pm On Dec 14, 2014

I do all of them grin

Pls stay tuned I wanna say something after this commercial break grin

Na lie o

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by Ilovenigeria(f): 5:38pm On Dec 14, 2014

I am number 9. I keep good relationship with all my exs, still care for them and assist them in whichever way. Even when they want sex, I can give after all its not a do and die affair. They always give me money whenever I demand. People seems to forget that all relationships must not lead to marriage. Everybody has a role to play in our life. Just don't treat me bad or breakup with me in a mean way.

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by chimerase2: 5:39pm On Dec 14, 2014

FrancisTony:
I didn't school in France.

By the way, I have always been a female.

u dn turn to female lipsrsealed

Dem do u operation for ur junior undecided

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by chimerase2: 5:42pm On Dec 14, 2014

Rapsainot:
لححط

re u an arabic skuler or arabic skuler is u or none of the above ? lipsrsealed

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by holatin(m): 5:42pm On Dec 14, 2014

hmmmmmmm dis strong for ne

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by chimerase2: 5:44pm On Dec 14, 2014

I dnt hv babe for nw but I do hv fun time with ma Ex grin

In football we call it friendly match wink

So the man of God belongs to no 9 grin

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by tosyne2much(op): 5:49pm On Dec 14, 2014

pinkiepetite:
which one u be? happy sunday

I belong to num 2

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by tosyne2much(op): 5:51pm On Dec 14, 2014

Bunsky:
Tosyne2much,you too gbasky.
Laykorn is right about you using juju(just kidding).
You are an inspiration.
I love all your topics.

** covers face in shame

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by guente02(m): 5:54pm On Dec 14, 2014

Hmmm.
I take a lot of shit but when im done im done. No going back.

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by chimerase2: 7:29pm On Dec 14, 2014

Rapsainot:
تتععبتغبالب االغىباباي

ok i grab

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by farano(mod): 7:50pm On Dec 14, 2014

laykorn:
Choose one of these two.
1) 10 Types Of Moderators
Or
2)10 Things You Can Find Laykorn Doing On Nairaland.
Ayamlaykorn

Re: 10 Categories Of Ex'es by tosyne2much(op): 7:54pm On Dec 14, 2014

laykorn:
Choose one of these two.
1) 10 Types Of Moderators
Or
2)10 Things You Can Find Laykorn Doing On Nairaland.
Ayamlaykorn

I will choose 10 Types Of Moderators grin

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