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misreal:
Please what is a girl??abi who is a girl??....forgive my ignorance,I school in SHAOLIN..

Lols

these are usual characters of ladies nowadays. God go change them share I pray

emusmith:
It is Laughable because this "scheme" isn't New to some of us and it seems they are not upgrading.

Mind You: This isn't always true for everyone!

Remember: I used the word "Laughable" not "Bad"!


1: Snubbing You:

I taught this was mainly practised by teens but adults are guilty also.
I still don't understand why this scheme is necessary.
You see she is "head over heels" in love with you yet she will be waiting for you to ALWAYS say hi!

To at least greet is a problem!

How does love connote snubbing?

I believe, if you like a guy for very good and reasonable reasons, you should insinuate it to him somehow, the reasonable ones will not take you for granted!


2. "Over Respecting" You

The lady that you see yelling and ranting at her dad starts replying you, YES SIR!

My brother, tread softly!

Some begins to advice you to keep forging ahead in your career (with a serious voice o)- wife in practice, lol!

Some cook for you and bring it well covered...I don't eat sha!

Tread softly, man!


3. Being Rude at you.

This sounds weird and absurd but I see that with some ladies (maybe immature), I wouldn't know.
I guess, she is naturally rude!

But, some that were not rude but starts acting rude all of a sudden?

Is that a "Test"?


4. Talks Flippantly/ Carelessly At Your Presence


What I can say to these set is, No man likes a flippant lady. Sure, because real men don't do much talking, they aspire a wife who can make the home lively, joke, talk, tell midnight silly stories and all... but not a talkative with no gears!


5. Laugh Ere You Said A Word

This is one major to really know a lady who is into you. You are her best comedian!
It is laughable because you can see her expressing love BUT when you don't want to reciprocate nko? It's funny!

6. They Dial Your Number And When You Pick, They Just Keep Mute.


It amazes me when this happen. I know it is always with those ones whom you're ignoring that this often happen.

Don't you get it? She is obsessed with you...

Most of them are Young Hearts (Teens or Under 20s), It is not an opportunity to mess them up! Ignore them and try to friend zone. When they really grow up, they'll leave you.
#I'm currently having an ish with one#

Get ready for 10 to 19 missed calls...


7. They Publicize You To Their Friends.

You walk by and a group of her friends stops talking and starts staring.
Probably, they know your name and have your contact.

They watch over you for their friend! lol!

After I walk past such a group, I smile within...#wide grin#


I know there are a lot of other "funny" ways, ladies express love and attraction to the ones they love.

You may contribute...

walahi ooto ni
I've experienced some of dis shitt

Ezibless:
Shoot
Errrmmmmmm....










Bullet don finish

Reload na!
I'll wait.
Agbakwala oso...

Till today one yeye gal dey hide number flash me...girls are so yeye oo

klarke:
Reload na!
I'll wait.
Agbakwala oso...

Reload? I don forget the question sef lol

We're derailing oooo

1one:
GBAM!!!

I think a lot of guys need to "liberate" themselves from that shiiit.... Having 50 pretty babes on your bbm that you don't talk to doesn't translate to a fat account, there's no place where you exchange this "feat" for an award, you don't get a star on Hollywood's walk of fame


It just creates a false sense of attachment and friendship. Guys should learn

The one I did today, I was so courteous about it... I told her it's been almost a month now and we've not bothered to check on each other, so before I delete you, I just wanted to ask.. How are you, How's your Masters Project going.... When she read it, she was like "wow". She then went to her pm to thumb something in the lines of "If you want to delete me, please do, don't notify me"

I jus sent a smile and deleted her

We are on the brink of a new year.. If there's anybody in your life that has not added any value whatsoever, whether on BBM, Facebook, whatsapp or in real life... Delete them... Clean your wardrobe.. Make room for new people, even the Bible says "No man can put new wine in an old wine skin"

No sentiments.

Nice one bro

Ezibless:
Reload? I don forget the question sef lol

We're derailing oooo

Hmm...Watching derailers on my 3D ...

Revolva:
Till today one yeye gal dey hide number flash me...girls are so yeye oo

Lol.... I feel your pain...

emusmith:
Hmm...Watching derailers on my 3D ...

Oya pele o

emusmith:
It is Laughable because this "scheme" isn't New to some of us and it seems they are not upgrading.

Mind You: This isn't always true for everyone!

Remember: I used the word "Laughable" not "Bad"!


1: Snubbing You:

I taught this was mainly practised by teens but adults are guilty also.
I still don't understand why this scheme is necessary.
You see she is "head over heels" in love with you yet she will be waiting for you to ALWAYS say hi!

To at least greet is a problem!

How does love connote snubbing?

I believe, if you like a guy for very good and reasonable reasons, you should insinuate it to him somehow, the reasonable ones will not take you for granted!


2. "Over Respecting" You

The lady that you see yelling and ranting at her dad starts replying you, YES SIR!

My brother, tread softly!

Some begins to advice you to keep forging ahead in your career (with a serious voice o)- wife in practice, lol!

Some cook for you and bring it well covered...I don't eat sha!

Tread softly, man!


3. Being Rude at you.

This sounds weird and absurd but I see that with some ladies (maybe immature), I wouldn't know.
I guess, she is naturally rude!

But, some that were not rude but starts acting rude all of a sudden?

Is that a "Test"?


4. Talks Flippantly/ Carelessly At Your Presence


What I can say to these set is, No man likes a flippant lady. Sure, because real men don't do much talking, they aspire a wife who can make the home lively, joke, talk, tell midnight silly stories and all... but not a talkative with no gears!


5. Laugh Ere You Said A Word

This is one major to really know a lady who is into you. You are her best comedian!
It is laughable because you can see her expressing love BUT when you don't want to reciprocate nko? It's funny!

6. They Dial Your Number And When You Pick, They Just Keep Mute.


It amazes me when this happen. I know it is always with those ones whom you're ignoring that this often happen.

Don't you get it? She is obsessed with you...

Most of them are Young Hearts (Teens or Under 20s), It is not an opportunity to mess them up! Ignore them and try to friend zone. When they really grow up, they'll leave you.
#I'm currently having an ish with one#

Get ready for 10 to 19 missed calls...


7. They Publicize You To Their Friends.

You walk by and a group of her friends stops talking and starts staring.
Probably, they know your name and have your contact.

They watch over you for their friend! lol!

After I walk past such a group, I smile within...#wide grin#


I know there are a lot of other "funny" ways, ladies express love and attraction to the ones they love.

You may contribute...

....lolz

emusmith:
Nice one bro

Arigatoo

Ezibless:
Oya pele o

You , you are forgiven, but after you do small frog jump, from Your place to PH...

1one:
Arigatoo

Wetin dat one mean? lol

temitope23:
School of terrorism abi,
Angola hall na him be pakistan abi?

l0l hw fa nw

top 20 reasons,top10 reasons ....list upon list!!!so friggin tired of it

map96:
dry.. dah means i dey skul lahore also niyen o.. hw far

i dey here...hw u

emusmith:
You , you are forgiven, but after you do small frog jump, from Your place to PH...

You for no kukuma say the ''you,you are forgiven'' na

Ezibless:
Ha!

I no u/stand Igbo ooo.

Biko translate

but u r an igbo sample, then y don't u u/derstnd igbo

emusmith:
Wetin dat one mean? lol

It means thank you

In Japanese.

If you watch Naruto, you'd understand

Ezibless:

You for no kukuma say the ''you,you are forgiven'' na

i thought you were good at it...Sorry ok...rest your head here...

emusmith:
You , you are forgiven, but after you do small frog jump, from Your place to PH...

Mr 3D derailers-watcher

1one:
It means thank you

In Japanese.

If you watch Naruto, you'd understand

I do hear, Orumaki Naruto, Jitsu..and all that...lil

klarke:
Mr 3D derailers-watcher

In case you've forgotten, I'm the Op, Mr.Smith. Where is my...#i am derailing o#

NwaJesusteete:
but u r an igbo sample, then y don't u u/derstnd igbo

It aint my language

emusmith:
i thought you were good at it...Sorry ok...rest your head here...

huh? Lol

Ezibless:
huh? Lol

Oya sorry ok

emusmith:
Lollest...

Abi? But, I don't blame her...women are naturally caring and tender...

If they don't, who will?

Have you listened to "When a woman loves" by R.Kelly ?

listen to THE HEART OF A WOMAN -by R kellyy
Women are special in many amazing ways.

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Appswheel:
listen to THE HEART OF A WOMAN -by R kellyy
Women are special in many amazing ways.

yea

Ezibless:
It aint my language

oh! Loll but i guaze u r fallen for it coz u like stewing ur evry post with it, then ur lang is...

Rapsodee:
I hate number 1 with passion!!!
They full my chat list,they will never say Hi but when they see you in real life,they start smiling and giving you signs,this evening I put them to test,like out of 4,, only one was able to reply me with a very lovely compliment, others just kept quiet,killing demselves inside...naa only dem undastand demselves o jare


#Rapsodee

You still don't get it .Those ladies don't like you.Period