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Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by killercute16(m): 3:07pm On Dec 17, 2014
christopher123:



na so e take do you, abi your own don turn to borehole, instead of you encouraging her, your telling her how to do sore, now who needs a 30 yr virgin, I dont like all these toto wey be like borehole, I like it when the labia majora and labia minora grips my handsome looking penisss with the cap inside


how do women make lovee to these capless dicks though?

IF I WERE THE MAN, HE SHOULD GET A VASELINE AND PUNCTURE THAT THING, BECAUSE BY NOW THE THICKNESS OF THE HYMEN WILL BE LIKE 30 mm thick


Wish em luck


buhahahaha
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by ceo003: 3:17pm On Dec 17, 2014
bustyhelen:
By Bunmi Sofola

Dear Bunmi,

I know it sounds strange that at this time and age, there could be a virgin in her thirties but that’s exactly what I am. I’m currently dating a man that’s a few years older than I am and it will be a matter of weeks for sex to be on the cards.

In the meantime, we send each other steamy text messages on what we’d like to do to each other and we’ve even had MouthAction.

I’m however nervous about full penetration. I once tried sex with a previous boyfriend but he had trouble entering me as I wasn’t fully relaxed or aroused. I am worried the same thing would happen with the new man.
Please help!

source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/help-30s-still-virgin/


Not me ooo, I got it from Vanguard oooo. LOL

shes thinking like a man rather than like a woman . if she starts thinking like a woman she ll accept that its a normal thing 4 women 2 b penetrated . grin
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Emodeee: 3:20pm On Dec 17, 2014
bustyhelen:
By Bunmi Sofola

Dear Bunmi,

I know it sounds strange that at this time and age, there could be a
virgin in her thirties but that’s exactly what I am. I’m currently
dating a man that’s a few years older than I am and it will be a matter
of weeks for sex to be on the cards.

In the meantime, we send each other steamy text messages on what we’d
like to do to each other and we’ve even had MouthAction.

I’m however nervous about full penetration. I once tried sex with a
previous boyfriend but he had trouble entering me as I wasn’t fully
relaxed or aroused. I am worried the same thing would happen with the
new man.
Please help!

source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/help-30s-still-virgin/


Not me ooo, I got it from Vanguard oooo. LOL

yez lah, it's nt u. i knw u cn't be a virgin except u r willing to prove me wrong.
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 3:30pm On Dec 17, 2014
RedBenson:


Are you aware that some girls beg their girlfriends to help link them with their bf's friends? What do you call that?
1) They have b.f before who jilted them.

2) They have b.f but still searching for a richer guy(probably, their friend bf is rich and he has got rich pals too).
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 3:34pm On Dec 17, 2014
VickyyB:

1) They have b.f before who jilted them.

2) They have b.f but still searching for a richer guy(probably, their friend bf is rich and he has got rich pals too).

Lies! Begged to get linked up just bcus they never had the opportunity before.
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by GENTLETEE(m): 3:38pm On Dec 17, 2014
Having come this far me think you should just be patient until u are married.
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 3:38pm On Dec 17, 2014
mistabiola:
What should I do cheesy grin I'm a virgin too

I didnt hear you well. What did you say?
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 3:43pm On Dec 17, 2014
born2fuckpussy:
I pitied her vagina,the tin go need anointed oil because the tin go don rust

Bros, wetin dey sup u naw. Why u run leave us like that?
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 3:46pm On Dec 17, 2014
What can I say......Pics or I don't believe it!!!!!!!..LOL...cheesy #Peace!!....30yr Old virgin..Awkward!,...Pls don't spoil my xmas!!!
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Misogynist2014(m): 3:47pm On Dec 17, 2014
VickyyB:

Why
Its outrageous. lipsrsealed
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by BenGlobal1(m): 3:53pm On Dec 17, 2014
Icon4s:

What is this one typing?
That is how some of them will go and b writing this kind of english in waec exams.
...if u had to write waec exams multiple timez, itz ur cup of garri. Am privilege to make mine @ one zitting. Common zenze zhld culd hv wizpered to u mayb my key pad hv izzuez? Den again zenze iz expenzive.
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 3:53pm On Dec 17, 2014
RedBenson:


Lies! Begged to get linked up just bcus they never had the opportunity before.
ok...believe what you choose to.
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 3:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
oluamid:
Someone might be needing an axe soon to cut through all the surrounding "brush". Hehehe cheesy cheesy cheesy

You mean forest? Those thick ones that have never been cleared since world formation? Na Chain-saw dem go use clear am.
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 3:56pm On Dec 17, 2014
Misogynist2014:
Its outrageous. lipsrsealed
No. That's a virtous woman.
We need to recruit more of her type in feminism if she ain't a member yet. wink
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Misogynist2014(m): 4:01pm On Dec 17, 2014
VickyyB:

No. That's a virtous woman.
We need to recruit more of her type in feminism if she ain't a member yet. wink
Who told you I'm not a feminist? Are you telling me you are a virgin for real? sad
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by BenGlobal1(m): 4:03pm On Dec 17, 2014
ireneony:
Na one month that hole go take open lipsrsealed
i can feel her pain, just imagine she wants to urinate, the kind of pain go be like sore wey de put spirit... tongue this na torment, for a 30yrs virgin that place be like something wey de lock with padlock and throw way the key sad
...I feel bad for u ma
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 4:04pm On Dec 17, 2014
Misogynist2014:
Who told you I'm not a feminist? Are you telling me you are a virgin for real? sad
You are not a feminist. tongue
Yes...i'm still a teen tho'
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by rbekins: 4:16pm On Dec 17, 2014
kennygee:
My friend was 32 and was a Virgin.

No big deal.

Just read your comment again and again and again. Imagine. Look at your life, MY FRIEND WAS 32 AND WAS A VIRGIN, your own pu..y don become hole na, unto expert wa u be. Can't your own toto still be virgin till your age now, you go die? Mtcheeee.
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by killercute16(m): 4:17pm On Dec 17, 2014
eskober:

i can open that hole is less than 5 mins, so what are you talking about
[b]5 mins[/b]just to burst a pvssy...bro you disappointed me big time.
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 4:27pm On Dec 17, 2014
rbekins:


Just read your comment again and again and again. Imagine. Look at your life, MY FRIEND WAS 32 AND WAS A VIRGIN, your own pu..y don become hole na, unto expert wa u be. Can't your own toto still be virgin till your age now, you go die? Mtcheeee.

My mouth bad pass your own, but to show say i no be hoodrat, i go keep quiet.
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 4:30pm On Dec 17, 2014
killercute16:
[b]5 mins[/b]just to burst a pvssy...bro you disappointed me big time.
I said less than 5mins it's slow and steady now. Or you wan make i kill person omo i carry o wink
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by wtfCode: 4:40pm On Dec 17, 2014
ireneony:
Na one month that hole go take open lipsrsealed
i can feel her pain, just imagine she wants to urinate, the kind of pain go be like sore wey de put spirit... tongue this na torment, for a 30yrs virgin that place be like something wey de lock with padlock and throw way the key sad
i don laff sotey i fell off 4rm our balcony.
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Misogynist2014(m): 5:00pm On Dec 17, 2014
VickyyB:

You are not a feminist. tongue
Yes...i'm still a teen tho'
I am a feminist because I think men suffer too much to make it. The society expects too much from men, a beautiful woman can easily match into wealth doing near to nothing. I believe headship is a title, a gift from the most High and not a position of responsibility. Here comes my position as a feminist, I think we should all share every damn thing 50:50, here comes the true test of headship. The white elephant thing called 'bread winner €' should be erased from the heart of young men. This is equity(equality doesn't exist.)
I am also a teenager, who just gained admission to OAU. A lot of women, including you think we misogynists should be in our 40s, single after being duped by women. I am a misogynist because women are ungreatful. embarassed
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by wtfCode: 5:04pm On Dec 17, 2014
dat punnani go need c4 or dynamite to burst the hole open.
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by mistabiola: 5:04pm On Dec 17, 2014
RedBenson:


I didnt hear you well. What did you say?

I'm a virgin now cheesy grin
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 5:07pm On Dec 17, 2014
Misogynist2014:
I am a feminist because I think men suffer too much to make it. The society expects too much from men, a beautiful woman can easily match into wealth doing near to nothing. I believe headship is a title, a gift from the most High and not a position of responsibility. Here comes my position as a feminist, I think we should all share every damn thing 50:50, here comes the true test of headship. The white elephant thing called 'bread winner €' should be erased from the heart of young men. This is equity(equality doesn't exist.)
I am also a teenager, who just gained admission to OAU. A lot of women, including you think we misogynists should be in our 40s, single after being duped by women. I am a misogynist because women are ungreatful. embarassed
I thought you're an adult.
Only married men could do this thing.
Btw, what's ur real moniker? tongue
We are not ungrateful. We are seeking for equality we deserves. grin
I'm in University of Lagos studying ..... lipsrsealed tongue
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 5:08pm On Dec 17, 2014
mistabiola:


I'm a virgin now cheesy grin

I dont understand you. What did you say?
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by mistabiola: 5:12pm On Dec 17, 2014
RedBenson:


I dont understand you. What did you say?


I haven't had sex before cheesy grin
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 5:18pm On Dec 17, 2014
mistabiola:



I haven't had sex before cheesy grin

In reality or in dream? Have you seen, sucked and smooched dicck before?
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by mistabiola: 5:21pm On Dec 17, 2014
RedBenson:


In reality or in dream? Have you seen, sucked and smooched dicck before?


You're too corrupt for my likening cheesy grin byebye
Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Nobody: 5:23pm On Dec 17, 2014
mistabiola:



You're too corrupt for my likening cheesy grin byebye

As a virgin that you are abi?

*drags her back*

Come back here and tell me how come abt ur viginity.

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Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Misogynist2014(m): 5:58pm On Dec 17, 2014
VickyyB:

I thought you're an adult.
Only married men could do this thing.
Btw, what's ur real moniker? tongue
We are not ungrateful. We are seeking for equality we deserve. grin
I'm in University of Lagos studying ..... lipsrsealed tongue
Emmalot121. You don't have equality by fighting for it, you can fight for equity. To have equality, you work for it. Equality is only a phenomena, it doesn't exist, this is why after 54yrs, the anti-male, anti-family, anti-motherhood, pro-pörn, pro-abortion system is still in existence, wrecking havoc to unborn babies and destroying homes. If you browse through my posts, you will see the wise sayings of confucius, read it. Should I post it?
Have you read the regret of Nicky Minaj, where she regrets having abortion 16yrs ago, on which she also sang in a song, a song 'feminists' have taken care of, after envying the family of Beyounce(that feminist, who preach but does not)? You see, life is very short to claim feminist.
Men suffer more than women, take it or leave it. It is sad there is no single country with ministry of men affairs, men languish in prison mainly because of this 'bread winner' title, yet women who we do it for are ungrateful, our last succor, our last hope of joy, on whom our fathers laid their blood to protect are rebelling! Submission should be a thing of necessity, not choice. Tell me, Give me a viable reason not to be a MISOGYNIST? sad



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