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I was guilty of number 1, just the deleting part. I never memorize someone's number unless we date for 2yrs plus or something.

holatin:
Praying to God to kill him
God na hire killer ??

100%. True.

But by doing that they end up digging their own grave.

ejigbo:
This article is to give a little insight on the cute and funny things ladies do after break up.

1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always the first move. As soon as the guy breaks their heart, the next thing is to delete his number. But you know what’s annoying about this? It doesn’t change anything because we still have the ex’s phone number stored up in our brains. Ask them in five years, they still remember!

2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: I know most people can relate to this. We all have that friend who had a bad break up and next thing, she thinks she has a BSc in dating. Relationships become her favourite topic. She suddenly wants to give relationship advice at the slightest chance, even if hers did not work. She knows how not to date a guy.

3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy whom they loved so much breaks their hearts, next thing is church. They forgot God was their companion before the break up, but as soon as the break up happens, they have the front row in church, their voices would be the loudest during service and would go to church 10 times a day if they have to. Some Muslims even start wearing hijab. But as soon as they find love again, it’s back to square one. Thank God our God is a Merciful One!

4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies always have a sense of empowerment after a bad break-up. You start to see things like, #teamsingleandlovingit, #teamsingleforever etc even though we are dying inside. We suddenly have our little NGOs and become allergic to men. I pity some toasters during this period because they will smell pepper!

5. BINGE EATING AND DRINKING: It’s after a break up that we remember that food is our best friend. They would buy the big bowl of ice cream and the biggest bowl of KFC chicken, or even buy a bottle of alcohol and just drink to stupor. The truth of the matter is, it doesn’t make us feel any better but we do it anyway!

6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They dig out Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to remember’ and lay on their beds all day, crying their eyeballs out after every scene. We all know how depressing Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is. Even when you are in the best relationship, that song just has a way of making you feel sad.

7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up, everything reminds you of the ex. One second they are happy, the next you see the type of car your ex owns, or smell his cologne somewhere and they are sad. Most friends avoid these ones!

8. STALKING: This is a common factor amongst the ladies. After a bad break up, they would stalk their ex on Instagram, Facebook or even dial his number a couple of times with a strange number. Then when he says hello, they hang up or just remain silent. We know some of you are guilty. Women are the best CIA agents!

9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you haven’t noticed this, when a girl is single, she never stays home. Even if she wants to, her friends will never let her. She would always want to go out and have
that fun she would never have had with her ex. It is always a plus when they know that their ex would be at the event. If their ex will be there, they would kak up (dress to kill) just to make sure he realises what he is missing. Besides, Mr. Right can be found anywhere.

10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the time, they turn to good girl gone bad if they can’t handle themselves. Those toasters she kept on hold while she was dating become her besties and we all know the things that go along with that.
I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have done at least one of these listed above.



http://saharareporters.com/2014/09/13/10-things-ladies-do-after-break

No 1 & No 7....

I pity myself.

no matter how strong a guy is, he must do atleast two of the above (thats if he truely love the babe sha). . . So its for everybody not girls only

chimerase2:
ma dota

.ehhn

HOW MANY TIMES WILL THIS MAKE FP

Mondisweets:
I was guilty of number 1, just the deleting part. I never memorize someone's number unless we date for 2yrs plus or something.

them plenty o
pls add me to the list

FLAWLES:
.ehhn

chai wia hv u been kwanu I missed u

wisdompraise:
100%. True.

But by doing that they end up digging their own grave.

lol

I and my babe broke up cos of issues she always points our I should indulge in. I was always monitored yet mention a street and the latest bar, she knows it. She I decided to quit cos of all d sorts of th bush coming out of it. First she brought in her toaster. And dat one spoilt her a little and got married to someone else. She went on and on and that was went guys that were hiding her stories started pointing places dey are her. Even her friends. I felt for her but she was just full of herself and yet misbehaving. One thing I learnt over the time is that, never listen to friends before u take ur action. Follow ur heart.

Imagine what made front page, Nairaland is gradualy loosing its aura. Seun better coution your new mods.

chimerase2:
chai wia hv u been kwanu I missed u

.been around;bt not bin commenting