Hmm.God is watching in 4D

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pasqal09:
A colleague of mine back in high school went home and told his parents who were illiterates that he broke the amoeba in the biology lab and the photosynthesis inside escaped and the school is asking him to pay for it.

A classmate of mine also told his parents who were also illiterates that he was asked to hire a small portion of land and labourers for his SSCE Agricultural Science practicals costing over 70,000. Unfortunately for him, his parents came to school to complain to the Principal which landed him in serious trouble. He was actually expelled for it.

So share yours.........

Some children sha.

Using the deficiency of your parents in getting anything from them isn't hilarious
Using the same very tool they are laboring to give to you against them questions the very conscience of such a person.
It is unfair and unjust to use your parents illiteracy to obtain something from them.

That's human nature for you.

sorry. i have never lied to my parents. i'm a good son.
#DrinkingMyBobo

lie yapa. Wich one u wan make i talk, shey d one wey i no go sch, abi i no wash plate, abi i no wash cloth. *twas den sha*no more lies nau

I hate Lies.

Prodeegee:
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S.BAN...I didn't take much tho

I wrote S'BAN together and it showed nairaland....make why na
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Janeify:

Okay! So Emeka & Nkiru were
taking a romantic walk down the
beach one cool night. Emeka grabs
Nkiru's hands, draws her closer to
him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You
know I so much love you. There's
no one here. Its just us. Let's do
WEEWEECHU."Nkiru looks around &
says, "My love, I don't want to do
WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold
hands & cuddle."Emeka
agrees.After a while, Emeka asks
her again, "Oh baby! Please my
love! Let's do WEEWEECHU!"Nkiru
replies: "Baby'm, don't rush me. I
don't want to do it. I just want to
be wrapped in your arms."Emeka
calms down.After a longer while,
Emeka can't hold it any longer. He
says, "My heartbeat, its not fair oh!
Let's do WEEWEECHU nah! Since
last year oh!"Nkiru reluctantly
agrees!So Emeka immediately
grabs her closer to him, hugs her
tight, brings out the guitar
strapped to his back & they both
start singing:"WEEWEECHU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW
YEAR!!!!!"See their dirty minds!
What were y'all thinking
WEEWEECHU was? Seasons
greetings Jare!!

pasqal09:
A colleague of mine back in high school went home and told his parents who were illiterates that he broke the amoeba in the biology lab and the photosynthesis inside escaped and the school is asking him to pay for it.

A classmate of mine also told his parents who were also illiterates that he was asked to hire a small portion of land and labourers for his SSCE Agricultural Science practicals costing over 70,000. Unfortunately for him, his parents came to school to complain to the Principal which landed him in serious trouble. He was actually expelled for it.

So share yours.........

Mr OP Wia is your own lie or you wanna claim a saint ?

Told mine am still a virgin whereas my mum has seen me with different gals. Funi enough, my mum believe me buh my dad just laff n shook his head, grinning his teeths lolz

I was down with malaria fever,after seeing the nurse,she gave me chloroquine injection.On getting home i lied to my mum that,the nurse said if she doesnt buy malt drink and milk for me,my blood level is low and may die in the coming weeks.My mum bought four malt drink and four milk for me.After two days,my mum saw the nurse and my yansh open..............though she didnt beat me.

hilarious indeed..... A thread for village peeps with uneducated parants tho...

Jerrick:
I've never lied before. I'm not a liar.

. And you are successful in proving yourself wrong

mtn sha. common fp I no fit make

SkinnyDude:

Nairaland

U see?

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sch fee of 20k i told my parents 50k my is nt a lie everyone does that

Na lie lie people full here o




I don't tell lies, even tho I think I've got the skills.

Reason: it ain't worth it. You spend all your creative energies, time and even money to service lie.

Na loan?!

The day I told the truth and made the person believe I was lying ... smh


#callingallLienuses

#unaliedeysmell

#ilienomore

#myturkeysendshisgreetings

#okbye

aljazira:
I was down with malaria fever,after seeing the nurse,she gave me chloroquine injection.On getting home i lied to my mum that,the nurse said if she doesnt buy malt drink and milk for me,my blood level is low and may die in the coming weeks.My mum bought four malt drink and four milk for me.After two days,my mum saw the nurse and my yansh open..............though she didnt beat me.

Maltina ati miliki, ogun eje buruku!

No i don't and never will.

Lie that I sow a wench.

Prodeegee:


U see?

i see am. Nairaland don censor Abo.ki and janja.weed too.

Truckpusher:
Some children sha.

Using the deficiency of your parents in getting anything from them isn't hilarious
Using the same very tool they are laboring to give to you against them questions the very conscience of such a person.
It is unfair and unjust to use your parents illiteracy to obtain something from them.

That's human nature for you.

WICKED human nature perhaps and hopefully will be repaid by their own kids as per karma!

My momma thought I couldn't handle a ceramic plate at Js2 so she gave me stainless plate which I hated, so I told her we sleep with our plates during siesta n if the plate falls n wakes everybody up I would have to sing them to sleep... she gave me the ceramic plate last last sha.

Rapsainot:
lying is punishable by date here in Afghanistan...

Ogbeni!!!! which date

When i was growing up whenever i see friends collecting money from their parents through dubious means. Imagine some one saying "dad i wanna register my courses" nd when askd how much, he'll say 3k per course. i always wish my parents were illiterates. Lolz, but most a times they spend †̥H̲̣̣̣̥ǝ̥̥ money on irrelevant things. But its fun.

anonimi:


WICKED human nature perhaps and hopefully will be repaid by their own kids as per karma!

Honestly,anything that would mock your parents and their humble nature shouldn't be taken as a prank or whatsoever.

How can your illiterate parents enroll you in a school having that basic knowledge what their status as 'illiterates' has caused them in their time and generation yet you conveniently use that same education to extort and steal from them - My conscience would prick me forever if I were in his shoes.

here in france where i schooled, we don't tell lies....

Nairaland

Jeezyy:
What is lie? I've never told a lie before

my friend you just lied

This Christmas, I told them I am going for Ashoebi, I hv already shown them the traditional attire my tailor made for me whereas I am going to spend two days with my sweetheart.

Still remember when we were little our mom always warned us not to go out and play once its 3pm but as per boys, I would go out and play till its 6:00 one day while coming back home I had it in my mind to say the truth but once I saw d cane, omo I told her I went 2 church to pray but while praying I fell asleep.