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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by emsheddy(m): 9:54pm On Dec 26, 2014
theres no where it was stated in the Bible that they were THREE wisemen. Plz correct the title. The Bible only said wise men from the east.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by priscaoge(f): 10:04pm On Dec 26, 2014
verygudbadguy:


Same to u dear. Even tho u didnt copy me in ur post, I will nt desist from sayin dat which is true.

Ther z notin like 3 wise men. D holy Bible only stated dat Jesus christ was presented wit 3 gifts. Confirm dis anywhere.

Nice post anyway. Cheers!

Thanks a lot Dear...Merry Christmas to u!!!

Yeaa I know @d 3wise men...It's just for fun wink wink wink

Do have a blissful Season!

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by priscaoge(f): 10:05pm On Dec 26, 2014
emsheddy:
theres no where it was stated in the Bible that they were THREE wisemen. Plz correct the title. The Bible only said wise men from the east.

Noted!!! But u don't have to be too serious about everything on Nairaland, created the thread just for fun. Merry Christmas!!!

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Speakdatruth: 10:07pm On Dec 26, 2014
amtheone:


Why are you this unhappy in your life?
it takes one 2knw one. now zoom off sillyhead
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Danbam(m): 10:08pm On Dec 26, 2014
joseph1832:
I've been thinking, if the three wise men were so wise as the Bible proclaim how come they lost their way? Surely a wise man should know the road that leads to where he's going.
I.
.
There is a diff btw "wisdom" and "knowldge"....y nt let ur dictionary do justice to dt
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by priscaoge(f): 10:11pm On Dec 26, 2014
Neldrizzy:
Am abt to wed

I will invite myself just tell me the venue cheesy cheesy
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Janeify(f): 10:12pm On Dec 26, 2014
misreal:
you don't read your bible.they is no place in the bible where it was written "three wise men"..
pastor oh grin

Is that the reason why you didn't modify her post before the correction?

Nawah o
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by joseph1832(m): 10:13pm On Dec 26, 2014
Danbam:
.
There is a diff btw "wisdom" and "knowldge"....y nt let ur dictionary do justice to dt
I would rather you oblige me, since you already know.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Janeify(f): 10:15pm On Dec 26, 2014
Misogynist2014:
Apart from being comic, it tallies well with reality.
that's not true.

Men do real gossips nowadays.
The woman are tired of gossiping, they want something new cheesy
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Speakdatruth: 10:16pm On Dec 26, 2014
priscaoge:


Y don't u take your frustrated life to somewhere else instead of fooooooling urself here wink wink..Have gone through ur post n discovered that u have never made any sensible comment ever since u joined this forum....I'm not surprised tho cool cool cool
lol, n 2u dat has bin makin sensible comments, has yo bank acct digits changed frm red 2 green? yo dumbhead can't even discern, m hia 2hav fun dummy wink wink enjoy yo pathetic thread while it last. btw, u can quote me again, lets hav 'fun'
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by priscaoge(f): 10:18pm On Dec 26, 2014
Speakdatruth:
lol, n 2u dat has bin makin sensible comments, has yo bank acct digits changed frm red 2 green? yo dumbhead can't even discern, m hia 2hav fun dummy wink wink enjoy yo pathetic thread while it last. btw, u can quote me again, lets hav 'fun'

Run along Dhead! U bore me tongue
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by MizMyColi(f): 10:22pm On Dec 26, 2014
okotv:
who is the reason for the season to your dear


Lolest.
I really dunno much about the season.

I can be quite the skeptic y'know....and sometimes, I just try not to over analyze stuffs.

I believe in the creator, that's enough for me.
I see no biggie in celerating xmas btw.
We just view the tradition from different lenses, I think
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by misreal(m): 10:23pm On Dec 26, 2014
Janeify:
pastor oh grin

Is that the reason why you didn't modify her post before the correction?

Nawah o
lol..funny u!!!!!!!
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Speakdatruth: 10:26pm On Dec 26, 2014
MizMyColi:


Yeah right, if it makes you feel any better, this is the first time I'm encountering you on this side of the web, as a matter of fact, I'm new here.

Despite that, I'd like for you to consider these before making a post on here, or anywhere else for that matter.

- Are you trying to help? Or are you trying to prove others wrong?
- Are you being witty? Or insulting?
- Is bluntness necessary? Or is there a nicer way to say what you have to say?
u actually take time 2tink dat deep b4 makin a comment on nl, lol. are u after some e-fame, e-award, e-personality thingy? dats some interestin guidelines 4 all dos 'e-benefits' but i careless coli, i tink u shud knw. n btw, i tink we'v met on some threads b4 wink grin
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by okotv(m): 10:27pm On Dec 26, 2014
MizMyColi:



Lolest.
I really dunno much about the season.

I can be quite the skeptic y'know....and sometimes, I just try not to over analyze stuffs.

I believe in the creator, that's enough for me.
I see no biggie in celerating xmas btw.
We just view the tradition from different lenses, I think
lolest is becoming a word.

I understand. He sure would reveal himself to you one day.

Compliments of the season. Have a swell weekend ahead.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Janeify(f): 10:27pm On Dec 26, 2014
grin you're blessed BROTHER
misreal:
lol..funny u!!!!!!!
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Speakdatruth: 10:30pm On Dec 26, 2014
priscaoge:


Run along Dhead! U bore me tongue
jog along fuçktard, yo thread waz dead on arrival tongue
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Nobody: 10:30pm On Dec 26, 2014
ylaa:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPEN IF THE WISE FIVE VIRGINS WERE MEN.

Dis was coming from ya fellow lady and ur trying to start a gender-war abi? Meanwhile did d bible tell u d genders of d ten virgins?
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by ogaprime(m): 10:35pm On Dec 26, 2014
> They would miss the star because of hours they would use in taking their bath,choosing what to wear and applying make-up
> Another would have been eyeing
Joseph. Saying he is sooo cuute
>They would pout out,bend their legs and take a selfie with baby Jesus

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by okotv(m): 10:35pm On Dec 26, 2014
Janeify:
that's not true.

Men do real gossips nowadays.
The woman are tired of gossiping, they want something new cheesy
stop that..

women blaming men is getting outdated.

lol
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by zaliya(f): 10:36pm On Dec 26, 2014
One would have advised Mary to go on Sit-up/crunches exercises and to wear Cinchers for a flat tummy!

#lovingthisthread
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by MizMyColi(f): 10:36pm On Dec 26, 2014
smiley

He has.
I see him in everything and everyone.

okotv:
lolest is becoming a word.

I understand. He sure would reveal himself to you one day.

Compliments of the season. Have a swell weekend ahead.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Janeify(f): 10:38pm On Dec 26, 2014
okotv:
stop that..

women blaming men is getting outdated.

lol


Lol...
I'm blaming nobody, that's the way it is becoming cool
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Bishop(m): 10:38pm On Dec 26, 2014
There is no where your bible brother that said there were 3(Three wise men)The bible descibed it as wise men bearing three gifts 2 men could bring 3 gift,4,5,6,....could bring 3 gifts...Go read your bible Dro..Happy Christmas.and a wonderful NEW YEAR in Advance

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by okotv(m): 10:40pm On Dec 26, 2014
MizMyColi:
smiley

He has.
I see him in everything and everyone.

keep acknowledging Him then.

I have to visit your blog...I hope it inspires.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by okotv(m): 10:42pm On Dec 26, 2014
Janeify:



Lol...
I'm blaming nobody, that's the way it is becoming cool
men have always been gisting since time immemorial but not gossip.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by LaurelP(m): 10:46pm On Dec 26, 2014
MizMyColi:


Nwanyi oma, Chukwu agozi cha go gi.
Thanks for the wishes Dear.

Kind regards from me to you.
#Bless

cool post @OP

Do u know I neva knew u re Igbo
Kedu mpaghara Igbo isi?
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Janeify(f): 10:47pm On Dec 26, 2014
okotv:
men have always been gisting since time immemorial but not gossip.
lol.


Gisting is Gisting then
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by MizMyColi(f): 10:47pm On Dec 26, 2014
Speakdatruth:
u actually take time 2tink dat deep b4 makin a comment on nl, lol. are u after some e-fame, e-award, e-personality thingy? dats some interestin guidelines 4 all dos 'e-benefits' but i careless coli, i tink u shud knw. n btw, i tink we'v met on some threads b4 wink grin

Lolz
Fame, Award, Personality, Reputation.

I see these as offshoots.
I see them as peripherals to a person who remains true to self, who follow their passion.

Most people who enjoy real fame today didn't ask for it per se.
They are those who provide(d) talent that the world needs.
Their talents has caused them to sit before kings and not mere men.

It's okay to care less dear, like Dalexyann quipped, I haven't walked your journey so I shouldn't judge your story.
I only imagine what life and our world as we know it would be like if we all "cared-less"

Yes, I'm a deep person. That's what nature made me.
I engage in shallow talks, yes.
But I prefer deep and philosophical.
When I interact with people of like minds on the same frequency, I feel more alive.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by okotv(m): 10:48pm On Dec 26, 2014
Janeify:
lol.


Gisting is Gisting then
gossip is different from gisting a beg.....
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by AdeniyiA(m): 10:48pm On Dec 26, 2014
Where's it written that they were three wise men?
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Janeify(f): 10:51pm On Dec 26, 2014
okotv:
gossip is different from gisting a beg.....
lol

All good.
Happy boxing day smiley

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