kristina1:


Till it reach 144 likes

Hian!....so you'd take that dp into next year.

got this male Buddy around my street, we live close but hardly see.. just of recent he asked me to go out with him.. as I idle reach, I no mind..
so on the d-day, I had another outing (naming ceremony) I decided to go meet the guy late(we were to meet at a place) which was just along my destination to the ceremony..
I wan use one stone kill two birds so..

I was on bike when his call came in,


hello, I'm at Nirvana with some of our pals..come there!

shoo!!! that wasn't our plan
I eventually went there, he came out to take me in.. on sighting me, I noticed the surprise on his face.. like weytin be this

I expected it tho, not wanting to show his surprise..he buckled up and took me to the table. I noticed he kept a lil distance I was uneasy but just summoned courage.
on getting to the table, I saw my guys and girls , exchanged greetings and sat down. they looked surprised too.. the guy(that Invited me) was virtually the only one without a babe so I guess I was to be his date ..only for the guy to use style bone me, go dey dance with some other lonely girls at the other table.

I felt so stupid!! gisted with the free peeps at the table and left the place like 40mins later..

okkk, you wanna know why he changed I wore a native, and was clearly the only one on native at the gathering!!! I was ridiculously outstanding..

but it wasn't my fault.. I had other outing and was unaware there's been a change of location with my guy.. besides I was only supposed to see him..never knew it was a group thing.

he later called the next morning to apologize tho.. but I felt so awkward and funny!!!

vizkiz:


woah, nice...almost bought that lie


Mine was last year...there was this chick who came over from PH to spend the weekend with me

***fast forward***

We were just outside together chilling with my house mates and pals then she came to me and sat on my laps(mehn,she's gat big yansh ) few seconds later, my JT came alive and she notced its movement then she turned and said

"Gezz! Dude, don't tell me you wanna furck me right away" (she said that out load that my house mates could hear her)

Mehn i felt kindda Embarrassed and speechless cuz i told one of those chicks staying in my house that she's just a cousin who came to spend the weekend (though i still did what was in my mind later that night )

Intresting

chibwike:
Hian!....so you'd take that dp into next year.

Tbh,i really want to remove it but my phone cam is misbehaving,kinda blurry dis days

kristina1:

Tbh,i really want to remove it but my phone cam is misbehaving,kinda blurry dis days

which phone is that

Just here to read comments

quivah:
got this male Buddy around my street, we live close but hardly see.. just of recent he asked me to go out with him.. as I idle reach, I no mind..
so on the d-day, I had another outing (naming ceremony) I decided to go meet the guy late(we were to meet at a place) which was just along my destination to the ceremony..
I wan use one stone kill two birds so..

I was on bike when his call came in,


hello, I'm at Nirvana with some of our pals..come there!

shoo!!! that wasn't our plan
I eventually went there, he came out to take me in.. on sighting me, I noticed the surprise on his face.. like weytin be this

I expected it tho, not wanting to show his surprise..he buckled up and took me to the table. I noticed he kept a lil distance I was uneasy but just summoned courage.
on getting to the table, I saw my guys and girls , exchanged greetings and sat down. they looked surprised too.. the guy(that Invited me) was virtually the only one without a babe so I guess I was to be his date ..only for the guy to use style bone me, go dey dance with some other lonely girls at the other table.

I felt so stupid!! gisted with the free peeps at the table and left the place like 40mins later..

okkk, you wanna know why he changed I wore a native, and was clearly the only one on native at the gathering!!! I was ridiculously outstanding..

but it wasn't my fault.. I had other outing and was unaware there's been a change of location with my guy.. besides I was only supposed to see him..never knew it was a group thing.

he later called the next morning to apologize tho.. but I felt so awkward and funny!!!

lolzzz i feel ya pain but can't help laughing

dorlapoh20:

lolzzz i feel ya pain but can't help laughing

my sister.. that day was so funny!

music was on, others were dancing and some were taking picx.. but me just sit down jeje.. e get to the point I kon dey take selfies

I really wanted to dance o, but that Shame was too much for me.

quivah:

my sister.. that day was so funny!

music was on, others were dancing and some were taking picx.. but me just sit down jeje.. e get to the point I kon dey take selfies

I really wanted to dance o, but that Shame was too much for me.

but u suppose make that guy pay oooo. Make him feel the pain too

Ezibless:


ok. I'd modify it YESTERDAY

do what suits you jhor.. What business do I have with you

dorlapoh20:

but u suppose make that guy pay oooo. Make him feel the pain too

weytin.. I fit do

at least I no shame reach food side I chop and drank but I was just out sided.

tosyne2much:
do what suits you jhor.. What business do I have with you

You shoulda thought of that before quoting me initially na:p

MzNelly:
I farted.

what!!! mehn that's a real embarrassment oooo

quivah:

weytin.. I fit do

at least I no shame reach food side I chop and drank but I was just out sided.

Correct babe

quivah:

weytin.. I fit do

at least I no shame reach food side I chop and drank but I was just out sided.

that's the spirit. Never ever be ashamed

ireneony:
One fateful day, I was going somewhere, I passed through some group of guys, this and I was walking very fast..there was this guy that was trying to catch up with me and trying to call me but I refused to turn back. In my mind was like all this guys nor de tire. He finally caught up with me, and said to me "your money dropped and I have been trying to tell you about it".
Suddenly I felt embarrassed, like what the f#$k....someone is trying to help me am here forming thinking he wants to toast me. I collected the money and thank him, then he left.

see your life lol

Ezibless:


hehehehhehhe
You no know say flashing is @owner's risk?

thats the fact..
But there is no other alternative than to flash am

Hazardd:

see your life lol

i was hoping he wants to toast.....na part of life o

tosyne2much:
Chibwike, Mcquine, major466 and 1one. Modify your post and share ur experience and let's make here a lively place now

no problem bro..i'd modify..

ireneony:
i was hoping he wants to toast.....na part of life o

Am glad u r bk to where u belong... politics no b child play.. Enjoy

olatunji21:

Am glad u r bk to where u belong... politics no b child play.. Enjoy

shut up ode

Typing....

ireneony:
shut up ode

U re left with no choice than to come bk here, its ur nairaland home..Enjoy ur sex tok.. Shalom

agarawu23:
Only broke dudes fall hands in front of there babe



At times I wonder how dis guy tosyne2much will be passing his exams n text in sch (that's if u r a student)

if I vent my anger on this dude, I know it will attract a ban penalty

Moderators you can see the crap this dude posted

Cc:
Pasqal09

tosyne2much:
if I vent my anger on this dude, I know it will attract a ban penalty

Moderators you can see the crap this dude posted

Cc:
Pasqal09

Hold ur anger dude b4 it burst and ruin my dress

kristina1:

And what was the guy reaction to it??
Btw,is it not time for you to upload ur pix yet

Done that since

mine was too embarrassing!! There was this gal I was trying to impress in ma dept. she had this annoying best friend who was always shielding her from me. so after an exam one day, I was answering the questions she was asking me and I started feeling like a boss. then the best friend opened her note and showed the gal that most of my answers were wrong!!!!! na so dem con dey laff me :-(

MzNelly:
I farted.

Me too but didn't care, cause the guy is just a frd..I just pretended like nothing happened.



Btw the Op's story is so dry and boring...I need a good laugh I.e a better story

BecaciaBarbie:

Me too but didn't care, cause the guy is just a frd..I just pretended like nothing happened.



Btw the Op's story is so dry and boring...I need a good laugh I.e a better story

LOL,
You're wicked

MzNelly:


LOL,
You're wicked

Lol *winks*

BecaciaBarbie:

Me too but didn't care, cause the guy is just a frd..I just pretended like nothing happened.



Btw the Op's story is so dry and boring...I need a good laugh I.e a better story

I resemble basket mouth for ur eyes ? Why you no go Night of a thousand laff ?