Laughing time!!!!!!!!!

Buh seriously, tosin, you sef eFF up ooo, why would you be doing like that.

Hehehe, I can't stop laughing, shii happens in life sha

Never had any

typing...

vizkiz:


nice...almost bought that lie

Is it expensive?

I farted.

Only broke dudes fall hands in front of there babe



At times I wonder how dis guy tosyne2much will be passing his exams n text in sch (that's if u r a student)

During my jamb lesson,I was so clueless and naïve to the many kinesics,signals which ladies then used in trying to get my attention,I was quite the good kid,if it were that I noticed and refused 2 reciprocate their gestures,it would have been even better...but my very humble self was completely oblivious to all their moves, before I knew it..the popular gist around the jamb lesson was that I was impotent...I felt bothered little,coz I knew surely there ws no way I'd be incapable of reproduction, but where the problem came was when a certain girl stripped purposely in front of me and she was so gutted that these obscene act was in the presence of other girls like it were planned earlier!...and my trousers had no bulge in them,I had no erection!...there and then it was like an apocalypse of my supposed impotency...it became a thing of humiliation which left me with two choices : stay and actually do the needful,or resist temptation and leave....#I did not leave,,I fled!!!

OK mine was in the lecture hall at school 300 we were having network analysis that morning and I was sitting close to one my course mate (girl) and anything she don't undastand she would whisper it to me and I would explain not knowing that the lecturer was watching us closely na so this man just ask me one very easy question.
LECTURER: Mcquine
ME: SIR (na so I stand up with tension )
LECTURER : express ohms law mathematically
ME: I=V/R , Where I is current, R is resistance and V is velocity. (instead of voltage )
the class burst out with laughter I still corrected myself them no gree o. the man insult me in the presence of the whole class and he said.
LECTURER: from now on his name is VELOCITY
na so the class begin they shout velocity!! I just Sidon with shame. as at then it was not funny at all

Op....Chai

Hmmmmm

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I can't fit fall my hand in presence of guy o
I rather keep mute

Ezibless:
Hmmmmm

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NOTHING CAME UP!!!

e be like say firus don catch am since it doing hard loading.
go flash am.

agarawu23:
Only broke dudes fall hands in front of there babe



At times I wonder how dis guy tosyne2much will be passing his exams n text in sch (that's if u r a student)

how do you mean ?

MzNelly:
I farted.

That must be terrible.

Hazardd:

e be like say firus don catch am since it doing hard loading.
go flash am.

hehehehhehhe
You no know say flashing is @owner's risk?

Never embarrassed myself in opposite sex presence because I live in Guys state

vizkiz:


nah...i almost paid but i noticed it was fake

Lol....

All good sha

agarawu23:
Only broke dudes fall hands in front of there babe



At times I wonder how dis guy tosyne2much will be passing his exams n text in sch (that's if u r a student)

sh.it talk

MzNelly:
I farted.

wow!!!! I thought girls don't fart...

kristina1:


That must be terrible.

It was.

MzNelly:


It was.

And what was the guy reaction to it??
Btw,is it not time for you to upload ur pix yet

kristina1:

And what was the guy reaction to it??
Btw,is it not time for you to upload ur pix yet

when re u changing yours.

tosyne2much:
Ezibless, modify and remove that long sh*t you wrote up there

What pleasure do you people derive in derailing people's thread ? **smh**

ok. I'd modify it YESTERDAY

chibwike:
when re u changing yours.

Till it reach 144 likes

**Thinking Mode**
After 1 hour of thinking, I just can't remember any embarrassing thing I have done to in the presence of ladies. What I mean is, Yes I was embarrassed severally, but only through unexpected events and circumstances that were never directly of my own making.






O Yes! I think I remember one incident
It all happened when I was coming back from the city. There I was with my ear phone on, listening to some old school jams walking down the street, on my way home. Then came this lovely lady. She was walking towards my direction. She looked beautiful and well dressed, heading somewhere.

Well, you know how people look at each other on sidewalks the moment they get close and one party looks away almost immediately. My situation wasn't different.
As we got close, I looked at her. She looked at me. I continued looking at her, she also kept on looking at me. I summoned some courage to make her look away by staring at her PROPERLY (By this time we were walking very close towards each other). This lady never moved a muscle. Instead, she stared at me INTENSIVELY. It got to a desperate level where we were almost looking at each other eye ball to eye ball. At that point, I decided to look away to save myself from further humiliation. It was like a competition. A competition of who will be the first to Look Away during the "Staring Contest". I felt so defeated and beaten to the ground. What started like a friendly look at some stranger down the street suddenly took a battle form. (We never said a word to each other)