tosyne2much:
I resemble basket mouth for ur eyes ? Why you no go Night of a thousand laff ?

BecaciaBarbie:

Still dry

abeg swerve go left jhor.. You this attention seeking babe . Oooh you think I've got ur time ?

blessedvisky:
mine was too embarrassing!! There was this gal I was trying to impress in ma dept. she had this annoying best friend who was always shielding her from me. so after an exam one day, I was answering the questions she was asking me and I started feeling like a boss. then the best friend opened her note and showed the gal that most of my answers were wrong!!!!! na so dem con dey laff me :-(

Chizzy20:
mine was really embarrassing, went out wit sum frnds one of dem said sumtyn really funny nd at dat moment was drinkin water wen i heard it i choked and accidentally spilled d water on one of my frnds cloth which was a guy, all eyes den turned on me which made pple burst out laughter becos we were at a public place. My Frnd was kul abt it tho bt it was as if d ground should open for me to jump in at dat moment.

eeeehya sowi miss.. I know how u felt

tosyne2much:
abeg swerve go left jhor.. Attention seeking fellow. Oooh you think I've got ur time ?

ROZZAYY:
Make me sef talk *looks left and right*
One day I say make I comot na em I dey waka for my street, some men were inspecting a land so dey no know say I dey hear yoruba, cos one of dem knows my tribe.
Na em I greet dem, dem con start to d talk after I passed*interprete- chai see nyash as e dey shake oooo, na only dat one I hear somfin dat has to do wit nyash and big and shaking.
I felt like walking like a soldier but it won't stop shaking, felt like walking wit my bak cos I had to walk while dey starred. Chai dem embarass me gaaaaaan!

ROZZAYY:
Make me sef talk *looks left and right*
One day I say make I comot na em I dey waka for my street, some men were inspecting a land so dey no know say I dey hear yoruba, cos one of dem knows my tribe.
Na em I greet dem, dem con start to d talk after I passed*interprete- chai see nyash as e dey shake oooo, na only dat one I hear somfin dat has to do wit nyash and big and shaking.
I felt like walking like a soldier but it won't stop shaking, felt like walking wit my bak cos I had to walk while dey starred. Chai dem embarass me gaaaaaan!

1one:


You never disappoint in your posts

I just knew your embarrassing moment will have nyash talk inside

holluwai:
Errrm, please not like I'm a descendant of Thomas but errrm.. I usually like to see evidence, you know! Oya let me see it(s) shake so I can believe you... Rozzayy

blessedvisky:
mine was too embarrassing!! There was this gal I was trying to impress in ma dept. she had this annoying best friend who was always shielding her from me. so after an exam one day, I was answering the questions she was asking me and I started feeling like a boss. then the best friend opened her note and showed the gal that most of my answers were wrong!!!!! na so dem con dey laff me :-(

ROZZAYY:

Come to my hus and see it shaking.

holluwai:
Lord have mercy.....*clears throat* Full address plus description please, I'll be the one to wake up tomorrow....

ROZZAYY:
25, sambisa lane chibok borno.
Wen u get to borno, ask for chibok village den take okada to sambisa, ask any guy of rozzay dey will direct u to my tent.

quivah:
got this male Buddy around my street, we live close but hardly see.. just of recent he asked me to go out with him.. as I idle reach, I no mind..
so on the d-day, I had another outing (naming ceremony) I decided to go meet the guy late(we were to meet at a place) which was just along my destination to the ceremony..
I wan use one stone kill two birds so..

I was on bike when his call came in,


hello, I'm at Nirvana with some of our pals..come there!

shoo!!! that wasn't our plan
I eventually went there, he came out to take me in.. on sighting me, I noticed the surprise on his face.. like weytin be this

I expected it tho, not wanting to show his surprise..he buckled up and took me to the table. I noticed he kept a lil distance I was uneasy but just summoned courage.
on getting to the table, I saw my guys and girls , exchanged greetings and sat down. they looked surprised too.. the guy(that Invited me) was virtually the only one without a babe so I guess I was to be his date ..only for the guy to use style bone me, go dey dance with some other lonely girls at the other table.

I felt so stupid!! gisted with the free peeps at the table and left the place like 40mins later..

okkk, you wanna know why he changed I wore a native, and was clearly the only one on native at the gathering!!! I was ridiculously outstanding..

but it wasn't my fault.. I had other outing and was unaware there's been a change of location with my guy.. besides I was only supposed to see him..never knew it was a group thing.

he later called the next morning to apologize tho.. but I felt so awkward and funny!!!

cassyrooy:
Your case don turn to intelligent fool. Haba! You read before writting that exam?

vizkiz:


woah, nice...almost bought that lie


Mine was last year...there was this chick who came over from PH to spend the weekend with me

***fast forward***

We were just outside together chilling with my house mates and pals then she came to me and sat on my laps(mehn,she's gat big yansh ) few seconds later, my JT came alive and she notced its movement then she turned and said

"Gezz! Dude, don't tell me you wanna furck me right away" (she said that out load that my house mates could hear her)

Mehn i felt kindda Embarrassed and speechless cuz i told one of those chicks staying in my house that she's just a cousin who came to spend the weekend (though i still did what was in my mind later that night )

Hazardd:

e be like say firus don catch am since it doing hard loading.
go flash am.

Engrpj:




am a specialist in flashing human brain...can I have d job

agarawu23:
Only broke dudes fall hands in front of there babe



At times I wonder how dis guy tosyne2much will be passing his exams n text in sch (that's if u r a student)

tosyne2much:
abeg swerve go left jhor.. Attention seeking fellow. Oooh you think I've got ur time ?

BecaciaBarbie:

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Now this a joke!!!! joke of the century!!!!!

See this kido ooo!!!!! This pikin wey dem just born yesterday!!! Lmao....


All these small boys for Nl sef! Seeking attention from a mofo like u? U gotta b high on something! U wey I fit born Nonsense!!!!! Common go carry your books and read...school resumes soon you know...little poor kid



Now...run along before I chase u with my koboko....small boys sha !!!!! Smh

hehehehehe see you.
You small jhor..

You no pass babes wey I dey date, only if you be gold digger

major466:

Intresting

tosyne2much:
hehehehehe see you.
You small jhor..

You no pass babes wey I dey date, only if you be gold digger

MzNelly:
I farted.

ROZZAYY:
Make me sef talk *looks left and right*
One day I say make I comot na em I dey waka for my street, some men were inspecting a land so dey no know say I dey hear yoruba, cos one of dem knows my tribe.
Na em I greet dem, dem con start to d talk after I passed*interprete- chai see nyash as e dey shake oooo, na only dat one I hear somfin dat has to do wit nyash and big and shaking.
I felt like walking like a soldier but it won't stop shaking, felt like walking wit my bak cos I had to walk while dey starred. Chai dem embarass me gaaaaaan!

BecaciaBarbie:


You wished!!!! When Men are talking....you ought to keep mute....no be your type we dey talk about... little kid! Someday you'd also be a Man...but first....face your books

Now off!!!!

are you exempted from reading your books as well ? Swerve go BRT lane abeg

** Quote me again and I will show you pepper **

alexis007:
she would never agree that the guy kept his distance because she was ugly and unpresentable to the eyes