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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by stinggy(m): 2:47pm On Dec 30, 2014
chimkaire:
Could he be the guy who held Nairaland on ransom over a phantom suicide? These would be great fiction writers, in fact, Stephen King dey learn where dem dey sad grin lipsrsealed

You mean modulusY? Lol, he fooled those that wanted to get fooled. But it can't be him sha, they write differently. He makes some careless mistakes unlike this guy.

No one else should quote me, I have a headache undecided undecided grin

I quote you, so what? tongue

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Nobody: 2:58pm On Dec 30, 2014
stinggy:


You mean modulusY? Lol, he fooled those that wanted to get fooled. But it can't be him sha, they write differently. He makes some careless mistakes unlike this guy. If those alaanu Samaria comes-by this name wey you call now you shall be labelled heartless and unsympathetic to a fellow human being who is ''going through a lot''. Aka'm adiro kwa ya, nwanne sad sad grin grin grin lipsrsealed



I quote you, so what? tongue
Yeah you did. You alone was excused angry undecided
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by noetic16(m): 3:10pm On Dec 30, 2014
30. as expected, this thread has been invaded by freemasons, whose tactic is simply to
a. discredit anyone exposing their evil deeds.
b. create diversions to derail the thread.
my response has simply being to ignore all these responses, in the hope that readers wld have an acute understanding of this situation.

to know more please google "freemason targeted persons" "jaobulon" "second family uk". this would equip u with loads of other similar stories of ppl all over the world living with the harsh reality of freemasons subtle attacks.

more to come . . . . . . .

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by QSheba: 3:18pm On Dec 30, 2014
Catatonia cheesy
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by achinaboy(m): 3:20pm On Dec 30, 2014
rusher14:
Your writeup appears to display attributes of someone who's still in full control of his cognitive functions.

Nevertheless, one may be pushed to say you are indeed a remarkable tale bearer and should consider a career in writing fictional articles if you aren't already doing so here.

Your plots are however quite unidimesional and predictable with not enough twists and turns. You do seem to do well with suspense for the inquisitive mind as not a few of us have been held spellbound to reading as far as your 23rd installment.

Your purpose for writing is not immediately clear. However, this could be motivated by various factors such as

- You being a marionette for the opposition and doing the bidding of your pay masters
- Being simply a rabble rouser with a penchant for trouble making and invention of events
- You being an amateur albeit slightly talented man of letters trying to display your writing prowess
- The odd chance that mind control does really work and you are being remotely operated to pen this little draft of yours

Either way one might consider this an exercise in futility as even if the stories were true the burden of proof and evidence lies upon you the complainant.

Thanks for letting us into your own little world of intrigues and subterfuge. grin wink
i luv ur recomendation toward this freemason guy,,but in case u don't know it,,u could be a better writer world have ever produced,am not educated,but just going through ur few lines,i feel like going back to school

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by pcicero(m): 3:38pm On Dec 30, 2014
I haven't posted on Nairaland for a while but this really got to me.

Like someone rightly observed about the movie, "Beautiful Mind", the writer like the character might be having some disorderliness. That explains why he could go to the length he has mentioned.

I have also confirmed some of the names he mentioned and I'm certain he'd have had encounters with them but maybe not in the proportions he claimed.

I have met about three people in real life who are suffering from these delusions.

In fact, there was one on FB claiming to be a target of one of Nigeria's biggest pentecostal pastors.

May God help the OP.

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by ThundrCork(m): 4:11pm On Dec 30, 2014
You remind me of that architect in the Matrix movie.
rusher14:
Your writeup appears to display attributes of someone who's still in full control of his cognitive functions.

Nevertheless, one may be pushed to say you are indeed a remarkable tale bearer and should consider a career in writing fictional articles if you aren't already doing so here.

Your plots are however quite unidimesional and predictable with not enough twists and turns. You do seem to do well with suspense for the inquisitive mind as not a few of us have been held spellbound to reading as far as your 23rd installment.

Your purpose for writing is not immediately clear. However, this could be motivated by various factors such as

- You being a marionette for the opposition and doing the bidding of your pay masters
- Being simply a rabble rouser with a penchant for trouble making and invention of events
- You being an amateur albeit slightly talented man of letters trying to display your writing prowess
- The odd chance that mind control does really work and you are being remotely operated to pen this little draft of yours

Either way one might consider this an exercise in futility as even if the stories were true the burden of proof and evidence lies upon you the complainant.

Thanks for letting us into your own little world of intrigues and subterfuge. grin wink

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by davidflo(m): 4:38pm On Dec 30, 2014
All I can deduce from the OP(including reading his old posts) are these:

1. He is very intelligent...but went too far..
2. He was searching for something and found it.
3. It made him mad..
4. He is a deep reader and thinker..
5. He is in a different realm right now.

I hope he forgets about what he read or discovered soon.
Fashola and all his characters are elements of his broken mind. Mild psychosis.

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by stinggy(m): 4:46pm On Dec 30, 2014
chimkaire:

If those alaanu Samaria come-by this name wey you call now you shall be labelled heartless and unsympathetic to a fellow human being who is ''going through a lot''. Aka'm adiro kwa ya, nwanne sad sad grin grin grin lipsrsealed

Yeah you did. You alone was excused angry undecided

That's their opinion shebi grin
Stop embarrassing me in public with this german na, biko embarassed embarassed
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Nobody: 5:00pm On Dec 30, 2014
stinggy:


That's their opinion shebi grin
Stop embarrassing me in public with this german na, biko embarassed embarassed
Means: My hand no dey, my brother cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by millhouse: 5:12pm On Dec 30, 2014
e don end ni?

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by stinggy(m): 5:28pm On Dec 30, 2014
chimkaire:
Means: My hand no dey, my brother cheesy cheesy cheesy
Ohhhh....
But that's not possible you know - to leave me?

Btw, how the head derailer? grin
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by delishpot: 5:40pm On Dec 30, 2014
Now I know why OP is very angry. Yesterday he nearly had my head.
Anyway OP, I know where you are comming from. I know the so called Jaobulon story or what ever may have tried to use you may be true cos they exist. What was the given reason you got deported? Nigerian govt.does not give any housing or financial benefit to jobless youths of Nigeria. In naija its all man for himself expect nothing good from those leaders even if you paid for the said service.
So they may not respond to your letter for help.
What did your people say about all these? Dont you think if anyone wanted you dead, it would have been done since? They can trap you while you are sleeping and get rid of you.
Try to go back to school or learn a trade and move on.
Right now you can see people take you for a crazy person and that is exactly what those you call Jaobulan want to happen. They may close in on you and take you away and no one will think of fighting for a "crazy man" that lady may even sue you cos I believe they know you personally and have your details you not only expose her identity by giving out her details but also that of her kids and husband. And that is not Godly at all. What if someone starts bullying her and her family?
Wishing you goodluck.

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Nobody: 6:03pm On Dec 30, 2014
stinggy:

Ohhhh....
But that's not possible you know - to leave me?

Btw, how the[b] head derailer[/b]? grin
grin grin sad
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by francis247(m): 6:23pm On Dec 30, 2014
noetic16:
30. as expected, this thread has been invaded by freemasons, whose tactic is simply to
a. discredit anyone exposing their evil deeds.
b. create diversions to derail the thread.
my response has simply being to ignore all these responses, in the hope that readers wld have an acute understanding of this situation.

to know more please google "freemason targeted persons" "jaobulon" "second family uk". this would equip u with loads of other similar stories of ppl all over the world living with the harsh reality of freemasons subtle attacks.

more to come . . . . . . .
They are Stalking you (in your dreams and imaginations of course) because of your demands. Op be frank, if you're in their position (a Governor or a president) and a citizen had the nerve to come to you with such demands, won't you do the same?
post=29338598:
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These beings have one primary purpose. The ruination of
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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by PietroRico(m): 6:24pm On Dec 30, 2014
noetic16:
30. as expected, this thread has been invaded by freemasons, whose tactic is simply to
a. discredit anyone exposing their evil deeds.
b. create diversions to derail the thread.
my response has simply being to ignore all these responses, in the hope that readers wld have an acute understanding of this situation.

more to come . . . . . . .


I was going too give u a chance to land before judging ur story.
But this, up there has made me give up.


Delusion is really a. Bad thing sad

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by tit(f): 6:26pm On Dec 30, 2014
kafkaesque!
enthralling!
gripping!


light suspense and not, yet, racing.

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by francis247(m): 6:38pm On Dec 30, 2014
tit:
kafkaesque!
enthralling!
gripping!


light suspense and not, yet, racing.
Lol
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Nobody: 6:53pm On Dec 30, 2014
QSheba:
Catatonia cheesy

Hmmm...Psychomotor disorder

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Ishilove: 7:21pm On Dec 30, 2014
rusher14:
Your writeup appears to display attributes of someone who's still in full control of his cognitive functions.

Nevertheless, one may be pushed to say you are indeed a remarkable tale bearer and should consider a career in writing fictional articles if you aren't already doing so here.

Your plots are however quite unidimesional and predictable with not enough twists and turns. You do seem to do well with suspense for the inquisitive mind as not a few of us have been held spellbound to reading as far as your 23rd installment.

Your purpose for writing is not immediately clear. However, this could be motivated by various factors such as

- You being a marionette for the opposition and doing the bidding of your pay masters
- Being simply a rabble rouser with a penchant for trouble making and invention of events
- You being an amateur albeit slightly talented man of letters trying to display your writing prowess
- The odd chance that mind control does really work and you are being remotely operated to pen this little draft of yours

Either way one might consider this an exercise in futility as even if the stories were true the burden of proof and evidence lies upon you the complainant.

Thanks for letting us into your own little world of intrigues and subterfuge. grin wink
Lobatan. Grama she haf finish. lmao cheesy

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Ishilove: 7:28pm On Dec 30, 2014
goldfish80:
This man needs help, there's nothing amusing about that fact. IT experts in the house should trace his IP and track his heat maps in other for relevant agencies to whisk him away to a special facility before he hurts himself or someone, since he thinks everyone is Jabulon/free mason or DSs.
See them. One of the freemason/jabulani pipo. Una don track am reach nairaland. angry

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Nobody: 7:39pm On Dec 30, 2014
I smell the handiwork of tpia. this is tpia using another id

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by idu1(m): 9:11pm On Dec 30, 2014
Choi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This boy dey madddd oooooo!!!!!!!!!



Choi!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by MyPoint: 9:21pm On Dec 30, 2014
delishpot:
Now I know why OP is very angry. Yesterday he nearly had my head.
Anyway OP, I know where you are comming from. I know the so called Jaobulon story or what ever may have tried to use you may be true cos they exist. What was the given reason you got deported? Nigerian govt.does not give any housing or financial benefit to jobless youths of Nigeria. In naija its all man for himself expect nothing good from those leaders even if you paid for the said service.
So they may not respond to your letter for help.
What did your people say about all these? Dont you think if anyone wanted you dead, it would have been done since? They can trap you while you are sleeping and get rid of you.
Try to go back to school or learn a trade and move on.
Right now you can see people take you for a crazy person and that is exactly what those you call Jaobulan want to happen. They may close in on you and take you away and no one will think of fighting for a "crazy man" that lady may even sue you cos I believe they know you personally and have your details you not only expose her identity by giving out her details but also that of her kids and husband. And that is not Godly at all. What if someone starts bullying her and her family?
Wishing you goodluck.

^^^
This is one of the very objective and nonjudgmental response I have read.

@OP, this is Nigeria, we do not have laws for social security and that for housing yet, hence it is not a right my dear. I think you should have focused on the request for your cert and other belongings in all your request. Again you are not supposed to be abusive/hash with someone that is holding you down already(calling UK govt Freemason will not help your matter at all). You would have just presented your case to the Governor and President as simple as you can and let them sort things out. Again dont forget that your school can revoke your cert on the basis of character.


I suggest you just forget about the past(the cert, your belongings etc) and just start a new life again. Else you will be making more enemies and will be getting even more frustrated. Go to your Priest/Pastor for counseling and move on.


This is election season, anything you say against Fashola(APC) or the President(PDP) will attract more enemies than sympathizers. That is all I see in most of the comment: they are calling you mental because you are denting name of their party with some of your post.

God be with you.

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by 2prexios: 9:42pm On Dec 30, 2014
Here are the Satanic verses. OP is at the verge of schizophrenia. He has grandiose delusion at which he is attracted to big men he detests only to validate his persecution by them. This is travelosis syndrom, when you lose everything at traviling, you may enter the phase of mirage. God will heal you.

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Samzzy94(m): 10:04pm On Dec 30, 2014
shakazuldadon:



have you watched the oscar winning movir 'A beautiful mind'... which happens to be a true life story ...... you would understand the the psychological framework of this writer.

I have not watched it. Buh i will try to lay my hands on it soon
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by tpia3396: 10:21pm On Dec 30, 2014
MoltenMagma:
I smell the handiwork of myself.

the op is me using another id
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by kheart(m): 10:49pm On Dec 30, 2014
Seriously d op is sick cos from experience i had a close relative dat has somthing similar to dis (which has to do wit mental disorder/demons attack). He s very intelligent bt he ll leave u in a state of confusion/scary wen he start talkin abt gettin appointment letters from presidency and other top echolons in dis con3. He shld try n see a dr b4 it spiral out of hand.

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Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by Franchise21(m): 11:06pm On Dec 30, 2014
noetic16:
19. in my innocence i approached these persons and informed them i am seeking for a cab or bus to gwagwalada. as part of their ops, they all gave different contradicting suggestions. eventually i settled to board the abuja metro bus as suggested by d well dressed lady heading to berger, from where i can board a bus to gwagwalada. i boarded the bus and so did she, i sat one seat away from her. at d next stop, a man boarded who sat between us.
Plz kindly explain to me wat dis freemason is all abt
Re: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by goldfish80(m): 11:14pm On Dec 30, 2014
Ishilove:

See them. One of the freemason/jabulani pipo. Una don track am reach nairaland. angry
Hello Mrs mercy Badmus, we are still on his trail. We will soon get him.

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