Chistar dear pls com n update b4 bros n madam start to para o!

DEDICATED TO GHOSTLADY

-11-

The whole educational and professional training system is a very elaborate filter, which just weeds out people who are too independent, and who think for themselves, and who don't know how to be submissive, and so on - because they're dysfunctional to the institutions - Noam Chomsky

AMAKA

I hate education. Don't get me wrong, I love learning and love school but I just hate the Nigerian educational system.

They don't teach you what you need to learn, the teacher are nonchalant about their work, they are very static and obviously hate progress and let's not even talk about the infrastructures - that's just an eyesore.

An illustration of how the Nigerian educational system works is one in which the educational system can be likened to a Monkey who climbs a tree. The government and whatever organisation involved in constructing the system expects every other animal in the forest to climb the same tree. Although the birds can easily fly to the top and the gorilla easily climb to the top as well, what happens to the fish who can't even survive out of water?

But all these complains are just as a lay Nigerian would put it, for my pocket.

These were the thoughts that always crossed my mind whenever I remembered I had to go to school and today was no exception.

The whole hospital investigator thing was fun and I guess two years of studying human psychology was finally paying of as I applied some of the things I had learnt on the way in solving the little mystery of Mary-anne's case.

I still had to talk with Maxwell about our relationship and I still wasn't sure about what I would do about my discovery, the one concerning Henry having sex with Mary-anne, but I decided to suspend those thoughts and focus at the herculean task at hand; getting to school before 9am, the time was 8:30am and I was still at home, hadn't even had my bath.

I went to the bathroom and it was then I noticed the devil was present as I discovered there was no water. Without thinking much about it, I grabbed a bucket and went the front yard where a general tap was mounted. It was one of those ancient taps that you had to manually pump the water so of course, water started gushing out of it as I pumped tediously.

In no time my bucket was filled and I ran back to my flat, pouring almost half of the water on the way but at the end, I finally had my bath. Mission one accomplished.

Now, I'm a very "girly" girl and I have a reputation to keep so the issue of what to wear is not one I take lightly at all. I opened my wardrobe and the first thing I saw was my black Gucci bag, I grabbed it and since I figured I was going to literally run to the lecture hall, I decided dressing casual was the best option so I snatched a pair of sky-blue jeans, white top and a black Manola Blahnik shoe to match with the bag... That was as simple as I could be.

I threw a few things into the bag; a note book, a pen, my purse, my I-pad, my make up kit and with that I zoomed out of my apartment to where my personal taxi for the semester was already waiting for me. Don't get too excited thinking I'm rich enough to hire a personal taxi for an entire semester, I just happen to date a very rich guy.

"Emma, I don late oh," I said as I dived into the car, "drive like madman abeg." Emma was my driver, just a simple and married man in his early thirties who has been through quite a few adventures with me but let's not go into details.

"But I no be madman na," Emma ignorantly replied.

"Just drive as fast as you can," I hissed. Usually, I would have laughed and explained to Emma as he was an eager to learn illiterate but today was quite different.

As Emma drove me to school, I did a rushed make up and made a few calls to confirm if the lecturer had arrived, getting negative replies, I urged Emma to drive faster.

He pulled up right at the front of my faculty, where I was to have the lecture and zoomed off after I alighted. He knew my schedule already so I didn't need to tell him when to come and pick me.

It was 9:01am when I got to the door of the lecture hall, Professor Iyagba was already at the front of the hall, teaching. I knew all my effort was wasted because he never allowed any student enter the hall after he had entered, even though the student was one minute late.

Professor Iyagba or Agbaya as some evil student nicknamed him was a devil who was always on corporate clothing. He always had his tie knotted tightly round his neck come rainfall and sunshine. To be frank, he was good looking and quite fit for his assumed age which I guess would be roughly around 45 - 50 but as they say, don't judge a book by its cover. He taught me in my first year at Yaba-tech so I should know.

He failed over half of us in the department that year simply because we didn't buy his handout which he never mentioned was compulsory until the exam day where he walked in the exam hall just before we were to start writing and said, "I told your course rep to tell you people my handout is available and you people thought I compiled the handout for fun so therefore didn't bother buying, only a handful were wise enough to buy. Good luck with your exams." He didn't say it directly but he sure passed his message.

As I Stood at the front of lecture hall, I peeped through the door and saw Agbaya had turned his back to the door as he scribble something on the board, an idea instantly came to mind, one I didn't really think about before trying to execute it.

I saw a vacant seat at the back of the hall and throwing away all my poshness, I swiftly sneaked into it and tried to blend it before the lecturer turned to address the class once more.

"So in our last class we were talking about..." Agbaya started to say but paused as his eyes crossed my path. "Stand up!" He thundered at me.

My heart skipped a beat as I reluctantly stood up. I had never heard of anyone who tried to outsmart Agbaya in such a way, I knew I had made a dreadful mistake.

"Oh lord, help me," I murmured to myself as I sluggishly stood up.

TO BE CONTINUED

Haha! She is done for!!

Chistar01, more please!!!

thanks for the dedication chistar..
great update......
eagerly awaiting the next update

good work boss

yemi2plus:


You mean Yemi2plus?

Chistar01, I'm following.

Well done!

where u con dey since nau? Chistar01, welcome back bro!

Seriously dis story is good,very Interesting, must follow it to d end

sommyqueen:
Seriously dis story is good,very Interesting, must follow it to d end

me too

Lols! Oga chistar01, dz update reminded me of ma university days when we alwz had a 7am lecture evry tues mornin via out ma 200L! Dt lecturer wz hell......Psn go wake up b 5am, bath n do oda tins so as to meet up nd be seated b4 7am....see juju if u no enta b4 d man, just dey go house cos na 3hrs lecture!



U too much Chistar! More cells to ya brain

sommyqueen:
Seriously dis story is good,very Interesting, must follow it to d end

Am wit u Miss....*hands her a bag of popcorn nd a can of fayrouz*! Let's ride tugeda!

#following

Flawless writings.

Skimpledawg:

Na dz same tin make me use psn do sacrifice last year by dz time .....no say I no warn u*frowns @ him and continues watchn Chistar's film*

Abeg use am abeg

stuff46:



Abeg use am abeg

I knw say u no like dt niqqa onemansquad! Bt I dnt kill like dt, I do it for fun.....na my hobby

Its the end of the year and we have decided to have an award for one Literature-lander who has done a lot this year. That person whose stories have influenced you, that person whose comments have made a positive change.
VOTE FOR THE LITERATURE SECTION PERSON OF THE YEAR; https://www.nairaland.com/2067377/literature-section-person-year-award#29364922.
Voting ends 8pm tonight and results would be announced by 11:59pm.
Chistar, I take God beg you. I didn't mean to derail your thread. Apologies.

Wow!Baba I hail U....ur tory na super glue! Since I wake frm bed 7:30AM,I jx dey untop ma bed til nw 12:49pm

Nice story! Following

Na this kind thing they always happen wen you try asmart all those devilish lecturers.....bt wait ooo why are most of them always in cooperate?.... bros I guess that's na their disguise......Let's I forget...
Happy new year to my Able Boss Christar1 and all my chiefs, kings, queens, great men of God and daughters of zion and arc bishops in their various ministries..I love you all and am happy I will see you in 2015
My Big bros and madam them I Loyal oo.
Cc:
My Boss Christar1
sextsapphire
King Phillip
Rita Abe
uthman
Foxyflow( only God know were you dey)
Emypaz
clemzy
Ghostlady
yemi2plus
sophieabou
Mzchristar
sommyqueen
agbabi5
host of many other .....Sincerely I love you guys ..
you made this story what it is ....

Livingwalker:
Na this kind thing they always happen wen you try asmart all those devilish lecturers.....bt wait ooo why are most of them always in cooperate?.... bros I guess that's na their disguise......Let's I forget...
Happy new year to my Able Boss Christar1 and all my chiefs, kings, queens, great men of God and daughters of zion and arc bishops in their various ministries..I love you all and am happy I will see you in 2015
My Big bros and madam them I Loyal oo.
Cc:
sextsapphire
King Phillip
Rita Abe
uthman
Foxyflow( only God know were you dey)

E go shock you say I dey around.

But sha, how go dey go? Make I read the story make I see.

FoxyFlow:


E go shock you say I dey around.

But sha, how go dey go? Make I read the story make I see.

Mallam Foxy where u enter since?

Livingwalker:
Na this kind thing they always happen wen you try asmart all those devilish lecturers.....bt wait ooo why are most of them always in cooperate?.... bros I guess that's na their disguise......Let's I forget...
Happy new year to my Able Boss Christar1 and all my chiefs, kings, queens, great men of God and daughters of zion and arc bishops in their various ministries..I love you all and am happy I will see you in 2015
My Big bros and madam them I Loyal oo.
Cc:
My Boss Christar1
sextsapphire
King Phillip
Rita Abe
uthman
Foxyflow( only God know were you dey)
Emypaz
clemzy
Ghostlady
yemi2plus
sophieabou
Mzchristar
sommyqueen
agbabi5
host of many other .....Sincerely I love you guys ..
you made this story what it is ....

thanks hun

Livingwalker thanks and happy new year to you dear and everyone following this beautiful story
Chistar01 happy new year to you boss
*its new year in some countries,like Australia... already

I couldn't help laughing at Amaka. Oga Chistsar continue, oo. Don't keep us hungry

Chistar where art thou jooor,shey na new year eve no allow you can update naw?no wahala anytime you come,you go meet me for here

Its the end of the year and we have decided to have an award for one Literature-lander who has done a lot this year. That person whose stories have influenced you, that person whose comments have made a positive change.
VOTE FOR THE LITERATURE SECTION PERSON OF THE YEAR; https://www.nairaland.com/2067377/literature-section-person-year-award#29364922.
Voting ends 10pm tonight and results would be announced by 11:59pm.
You can vote for Chistar or any other literature-lander, provided they made you enjoy 2014 on this section.
Chistar, you can vote a fellow writer or any of your readers.

Hey guys, errr... Won't be able to update today. Currently at Love World Conventional Arena for the cross over service. Anyone here can buzz me, let's hook up or something.

I'll try to write and post something tomorrow no matter how short, but tomorrow might be quite busy as well so no promises made.

Love you all and I wish you all a happy new year.

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Chistar udon too try o! Naso we de take enter lectuer hall if we late go class .lol.
Ehehn, so chistar ano b ur reader she? Ano follow b ur follower bah? No qualms!

Lemme quickly unfollow this thread. All this long list and u no mention my name? #sadface#

chistar01:
Hey guys, errr... Won't be able to update today. Currently at Love World Conventional Arena for the cross over service. Anyone here can buzz me, let's hook up or something.

I'll try to write and post something tomorrow no matter how short, but tomorrow might be quite busy as well so no promises made.

Love you all and I wish you all a happy new year.

Tags:

PBeni, princesa, Thermythorpe, Redmosquito, FoxyRebirth, natasha, Neduzze5, yemi2plus, YellowMosquito, DNA1, bimbiola, faithgokz, sizzlezNBT, Enigurl, Trendytessy, Omololamide, smithe113, misterjosh, MzChistar, J0sh007, carolinew, tbabstobadt, Feyifahm, Mizsammy, Ifyx, MsSpaqs, ochetinz, Tundeajani, bukkynababe, walintize, kinsjesus, conniblakes, iamdsam, Clemzy16, Cutepie1, DazzlinPearl, JIGGERNAPPY, Fellycutie, adeswagsdmj, Arnoldo, Gifteey100, shalomtemmy, johnnobles, chinedumo, temiK9, Oppy16, amitalian, Herbheorlar, barbiesexy, emmanwandud, Teenuolah, BlesinE, Perfercter4real, mzkomsy, rhapzidy, Therock5555, lekkybam, Skykid1208, Blize7, legendprac, Seankay, BarnabasCo, chesm, Smhart1, tosingcfr, king94, yormite, teetee92, Kensco, geogino, simplifier, Affable0709, Chuksyd1, Incredibleme, Daniel2802, oloriireomo, kunlesehan, Tafamonday, Nekkie27, slimfredo, ibuome, dryakson, iyk1, m003, BabieGhagha, hyungwang, mador, Aimedrey, peterphd, 360prince, shaks97, Braidz, tinahrex, RazziP, Fehmy25s, Kingphilip, Eblee, Ritababe, dagift333, moyarhtohbadt, Abiolabalogun, DisneyAngel, DzTzl, swifteagle, delepaul, VivyGift, Bec, mizxpensive, mcorazon, Sholyzee, olasha1, Eazybuhfocuz, eyezik3, Holuwarphemmy, Rozay001, Balley, mZsleeq, Edipee, eunisam, Sheenor, Swashi007, linpok, Rayvene, Sugarbabekemi, Fonydear, Ghyft, cuteraregem, JohnFrankling, chimaritoponcho, kemsi2010, peter1994, frenddy6, kennybelle, noblebright, kayojosephy, sooplova, IAmXcessiz, Khemyte, hikmoj, Osariemenjoy, peksmay, blazinglove, walewunmi, kokolet007, toykathy, horhizah, chibwike, Dyoungstar, Softchistar, Omoalhaja7, suzie0, TiffanyJ, xplicity1, capip120, suregalluv, fragilegal, Sleekyshuga, omojoshy, ogbenicodes, Emmykul4love, Harrychocoberry buoye1, Theeldah, HelenBee, Chrisx1x, LogoDWhiz, Decapo, sam13, loveyP, thronekid, heryettymama, youngcrysta, olufumey

toykathy:
Lemme quickly unfollow this thread. All this long list and u no mention my name? #sadface#

toykathy

i don mention your name oh, i hope u don satisfy so no unfollow oh

ritababe:



toykathy

i don mention your name oh, i hope u don satisfy so no unfollow oh

i never gree, until chistar mention me himself. Rita thz jare, na notice me dey worry me.