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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Sezua(m): 7:08am On Jan 03, 2015

juianne95:
sleep it off

u can say wateva u like, it's your credit asking life of course

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by EstarKeys(f): 7:11am On Jan 03, 2015

saxwizard:
1. BBM : when chatting with her. U will just see her message you "my subscription will expire tomorrow " whats my business with that?? Message her two days after she will stil be available but won't chat with u....she wants u to sub for her dats all.

2. WHATSAPP : After serious chatting you go just see am "I would love to continue chatting with you but my Mb is finished" so what make I do?? Be ready to send her card if u want the chat to continue.

3. 2GO : u go just see sum1 tell u "pls am currently on my way to see my mum in lagos she is sick bt am stranded along lagos - ibadan express way can u please send me credit so I can call her?" Ur mum sick u still get time to 2go?? Wetin u dey use browse? ?

Guys abi I lie
Please add any other formats u've seen or heard of.

well,as for me ..i tell u straight if i really want airtim

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Nobody: 7:12am On Jan 03, 2015

queebeediva:
This is how you no stingy guys. You don't want her to ask you of anytin yet if you invites her and she fall mugu you go chop open mouth insulting the babe say she is so cheap! Anyway babe wise up and lean how to be enterprenure so you won't be abused for asking airtime.

Keep fooling yourself

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Yusphull(m): 7:17am On Jan 03, 2015

zeezahbee:
I have never asked for recharge card , what do some girls think when they ask ? . Well guess only kids still request such from guys

Iono too ooo, help me tell ur fwends to stop being a corporate beggars.. e.g Juianne95, Elantraceey, Princessayesha, undecided

This is 2015 plss upgrade... grin

*run leaves thread** click unfollow button*** grin

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Gynacologist(m): 7:23am On Jan 03, 2015

elantraceey:
So i can no longer say my data wants to finish again?

issorai

tell ur fada nah

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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Gynacologist(m): 7:25am On Jan 03, 2015

Tallesty1:
Must you announce it?
Some are destined to be maga'd. Even Mbaka and TB Joshua cannot deliver them.

oboi no b lie...dem even get one tym wa i disguise masef as one miss candy na so some yeye boiz just d send me airtym....ol in d name say i go kom dem hous..mk dem ....

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Nobody: 7:25am On Jan 03, 2015

elantraceey:
when did giving start making someone foolish?

Except when the demand is too much.

Demand? Na your right

Why would you a sane human with self-worth demand at all? Is he your father, even with your older siblings there should be a limit. Arrant nonsense.

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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Gynacologist(m): 7:29am On Jan 03, 2015

juianne95:
Wots ur job if not to provide tins..mind u,its minor tins(like credit) that counts

I dnt know wot got u guys panties tied up,its jx a joke...u can stop quoting me now

if na minor y u no go buy am fo ursef.. . whn dem tell u mk u kom hox u go start d rack sense wif ur kpomo common kpomo...

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Yusphull(m): 7:31am On Jan 03, 2015

myouri:
Last year,I hooked up my male bestie wid a female friend..n d next day he came to my house..he said"Sis,dat ur friend sha" Me was like"She'z cool abbi?" Then he showed me their chat. The girl said :

"Lekan,you know what?? I borrowed #200 airtime from Mtn n same amount from airtel n I don't even know how to return it now" . Lekan being a nice guy n OBO sent her airtime pins.

Was suprised she asked for airtime within 24hrs of meeting d guy n she would tell us that she doesn't know how ask for things from guys oo. Some girls shaa m

I hardly ask for airtime from boys tho buh when I do,I use: "Can you help me with #100 airtime pls,Need it urgently" n if he agrees, I add " Thanks,But I don't mind if d amount is more dan dat tho" .

Its cool to ask for lil favours tho but some girls are jaz potential fraudstar !!

Modified @ bolded..... Dont mind some girls jawe its because its in their blood and they can't go a whole without begging for one thing or the other even from their female counterparts starting from Lip-gloss, Powder, Earring and the worst part some they beg for cloth... smh embarassed

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by juianne95(f): 7:31am On Jan 03, 2015

Gynacologist:
if na minor y u no go buy am fo ursef.. . whn dem tell u mk u kom hox u go start d rack sense wif ur kpomo common kpomo...

na onli me u see dere??..God is watching u on 5D

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Gynacologist(m): 7:32am On Jan 03, 2015

juianne95:
na onli me u see dere??..God is watching u on 5D

na onli u i c...

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by juianne95(f): 7:32am On Jan 03, 2015

Gynacologist:
na onli u i c...

hmmm..dis one strong

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Yusphull(m): 7:35am On Jan 03, 2015

Justfollowit:
Demand? Na your right

Why would you a sane human with self-worth demand at all? Is he your father, even with your older siblings there should be a limit. Arrant nonsense.

Wagbayi for this piece.. Perhaps you (corporate beggars grin

) should learn from a lady like you....

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Tallesty1(m): 7:40am On Jan 03, 2015

Gynacologist:
oboi no b lie...dem even get one tym wa i disguise masef as one miss candy na so some yeye boiz just d send me airtym....ol in d name say i go kom dem hous..mk dem ....

lwkmd.

God is watching you walahi

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by cromz(m): 7:41am On Jan 03, 2015

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juianne95:
hmmm..dis one strong

This girl are u unemployed u've been on this thread since yesterday nifhty

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Yusphull(m): 7:45am On Jan 03, 2015

cromz:
[img][/img]This girl are u unemployed u've been on this thread since yesterday nifhty

see pot calling kettle black.. shocked

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Mystery007(m): 7:45am On Jan 03, 2015

Hungry Gals been claiming classic Babes since the Time of Adam and Eve, if ah hear 2015 Boys haf wise up.. Say no to such cheap Scam

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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Nobody: 7:48am On Jan 03, 2015

juianne95:
hmmm..dis one strong

ife how far?

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by pweshboi(m): 7:55am On Jan 03, 2015

Yungwizzzy:
How many times have you sent a guy Recharge card?

Exactly what I wanted to ask... When last did u send a guy recharge card... Nah guy dem create to dey give alone abi? Naija girls with lame excuses about giving, una better stand up nd workys no b only to dey receive all d time

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by myouri(f): 8:04am On Jan 03, 2015

Yusphull:
Modified @ bolded..... Dont mind some girls jawe its because its in their blood and they can't go a whole without begging for one thing or the other even from their female counterparts starting from Lip-gloss, Powder, Earring and the worst part some they beg for cloth... smh

Ohh..You mean Fraudster?? grin

. Abbi ooo...N its a shame.

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Makks777(m): 8:09am On Jan 03, 2015

How can i be buying card for someone's wife?...yea,truth be told,you rarely end up marrying that gf of yours...when they make it look like my responsibility, I don't send..I can only give at freewill and goodwill ..when it is really needed..

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Agbonjie(m): 8:13am On Jan 03, 2015

Disgrace shall crown Mbaka after the Goodluck Nigerians seek. Then the world will know that Mbaka didn't hear from God but satan & the APC governons stollen money. GEJ for continuous development & empowerment till 2019

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Yusphull(m): 8:26am On Jan 03, 2015

myouri:
Ohh..You mean Fraudster?? . Abbi ooo...N its a shame.

Yeah... ***winks**

I think you should be different but who knows perhaps u r jus forming for here... grin

. #jus kidding#

But on a more serious note some girls are very generous n reciprocative in nature because some have sent me recharge cards when they sense am running out card coz wen am loaded I call like say na my papa get MTN ..... grin

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Yusphull(m): 8:29am On Jan 03, 2015

Agbonjie:
Disgrace shall crown Mbaka after the Goodluck Nigerians seek. Then the world will know that Mbaka didn't hear from God but satan & the APC governons stollen money. GEJ for continuous development & empowerment till 2019

This guy is high on somfin beyond his capabilities....

#yabaleft escapees #

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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by sirnoah(m): 8:45am On Jan 03, 2015

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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by VivaLaFrans: 8:52am On Jan 03, 2015

saxwizard:
1. BBM : when chatting with her. U will just see her message you "my subscription will expire tomorrow " whats my business with that?? Message her two days after she will stil be available but won't chat with u....she wants u to sub for her dats all.

2. WHATSAPP : After serious chatting you go just see am "I would love to continue chatting with you but my Mb is finished" so what make I do?? Be ready to send her card if u want the chat to continue.

3. 2GO : u go just see sum1 tell u "pls am currently on my way to see my mum in lagos she is sick bt am stranded along lagos - ibadan express way can u please send me credit so I can call her?" Ur mum sick u still get time to 2go?? Wetin u dey use browse? ?

Guys abi I lie
Please add any other formats u've seen or heard of.

Until guys and ladies realize that they need each other, this nonsense will continue... You need me as much as I need you... If she's the type that can also pay for my monthly subscrption, then why not? Just that women are born-Economists. Thats nature...
Its like a threat to tell a guy that he should recharge your phone if he wants you to chat... That means he needs you more than you need him, and he's begging for love.

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by thexzy(m): 9:06am On Jan 03, 2015

Give and you shall be given...be it M 0r F

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Nobody: 9:12am On Jan 03, 2015

duduhemit36:
GOD.y didnt u make me a stingy being.........i wish i am stingy nd selfish

Hmmmm you want start that your trap again for those mugu babes
When your galfrd don complain tired

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Akinrogun(m): 9:14am On Jan 03, 2015

Agbonjie:
Disgrace shall crown Mbaka after the Goodluck Nigerians seek. Then the world will know that Mbaka didn't hear from God but satan & the APC governons stollen money. GEJ for continuous development & empowerment till 2019

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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Nobody: 9:22am On Jan 03, 2015

cromz:
[img][/img]This girl are u unemployed u've been on this thread since yesterday nifhty

Did have any Job on Ground for her,. Let this babe use thunder fire you ooh

her aim is to take refuge here in the main-time.

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Yusphull(m): 9:26am On Jan 03, 2015

duduhemit36 :
:
GOD.y didnt u make me a stingy being.........i wish i am stingy
nd selfish

Its boldly written all over you that u r " Arkagon" .... so stop forming for ladies here coz you can't get sympathy from NL babes... so park far tongue

Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by StealthyMe(m): 9:30am On Jan 03, 2015

Lushcream:
lol .... na so one ogbanje added me on Facebook n we begin chat like that small time she asked me to send her recharge card ........ i asked her what happened to buying the card herself ..... she said she no fit comot dat kain time of d night ...... i told her she is wicked na me she wan make i comot dat kain time abi ....... she say make i send the card by morning.. I told her what happened to buyin d card wit her money ...... why me ? ....... she say make i jus forget am ...... i tell her ''no shii'. ..........

dis na her second time ....... if she ask me for third time na to fire her dullard brain with insult she go tey before she recover.

Rotfl

You for ask her when you tell her say you dey work for Telecommunication company huh

The way wey i go take subtly reply u ehn...u sef nor go ask again

The only type of ladies i send card are close friends...nor be babe waah no sabi undecided

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