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laykorn:
Banned ? No Way

Bans And Moderators

Nobody wants to get banned. Even the people that claim that they don't care if they get banned or not do really care. Bans are frustrating. Viewing an interesting topic and the reply button is missing?

I remember sometime that the anti spam-bot kept banning me. The times were so frustrating that I decided to log out and view topics as a guest until I was unbanned.

Being ban-free is quite easy when you do these.

1.Remember that the anti spam-bot is just a robot.


The anti spam-bot is not a moderator and can not be sent by any moderator. I laughed so hard when someone said the anti spam-bot is being paid ? [/i]

THIS GUY JUST DEY VEX ME EARLY IN THE MORNING 'BAN'? WHY? ROBOT THEY CRAZE? E BE LIKE SAY THAT ROBOT DON DRINK A ALOMO OR ORIMALU HEY SEUN TALK TO UR ROBOT O. THE PERSON WAY ROBOT WANT BLOCK NA HIM I WANT FOLLOW TALK. BLOCK NO ONE

laykorn:
Banned ? No Way

Bans And Moderators

Nobody wants to get banned. Even the people that claim that they don't care if they get banned or not do really care. Bans are frustrating. Viewing an interesting topic and the reply button is missing?

I remember sometime that the anti spam-bot kept banning me. The times were so frustrating that I decided to log out and view topics as a guest until I was unbanned.

Being ban-free is quite easy when you do these.

1.Remember that the anti spam-bot is just a robot.


The anti spam-bot is not a moderator and can not be sent by any moderator.

AS IF THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH HE EVEN SAID THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT YOU CAN'T QUOTE CONTARY. WHO DEM BE? EBELE,BARACK,POPE,AREMU,DEJARE,BILL, ALIKO, BUSH, HUMMM. I KNOW THIS IS SET UP FROM EBELE U HAVE FAILED. ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE DISAGREED WITH SHOULD NOT COME TO NAIRALAND. SEUN U DEY VEX ME O.

justwise:
You have never been banned by any mod and your ban log supports that.

The super mod explained this to you couple of days ago but you still don't get it.

See my attachment for your ban log.

Was she not the one who cursed anti-spambot and decreed that anti-spam bot would be banned from heaven?

www.nairaland.com/2067171/open-letter-seun-mod#29319493

Ishilove:
Was she not the one who cursed anti-spambot and decreed that anti-spam bot would be banned from heaven?

www.nairaland.com/2067171/open-letter-seun-mod#29319493

Akinmail:
Actually there was a rule 17. A long time ago. Then there was a public backlash, soon seun removed it but in his classic Buhari style he yanked off rule 17 but here comes the problem. ...
Now there's an obvious omission. ...
But that's the point im the first place. The rule is still enforced, it's just that it's not all over your face.

Genius! Everyone goes home happy.



To verify my claim google...striking down rule 17 on Nairaland

Alhaji Akinmail, Happy New Year

NaLaugh:
That's slightly wrong. Nairaland has 20 rules, not 21. I guess you weren't around for the great "Rule 17" saga on Nairaland.

Hollywood even released a summer blockbuster movie about it. Here is the trailer


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpaRY-cCtBk

WTF?!!!!!!

*falls off Banana Stem*

eleojo23:
It seems the anti-spam bot develops a mind of her own sometimes and goes after some people because I see some people complaining in the past that they've been banned many times by that Aunty.

which aunty

laykorn:
Banned ? No Way

Bans And Moderators

Nobody wants to get banned. Even the people that claim that they don't care if they get banned or not do really care. Bans are frustrating. Viewing an interesting topic and the reply button is missing?

I remember sometime that the anti spam-bot kept banning me. The times were so frustrating that I decided to log out and view topics as a guest until I was unbanned.

Being ban-free is quite easy when you do these.

1.Remember that the anti spam-bot is just a robot.


The anti spam-bot is not a moderator and can not be sent by any moderator. I laughed so hard when someone said the anti spam-bot is being paid more than 100 thousand naira. Someone also once accused a moderator of sending the anti spam-bot to him. Which time anti spami-bot become missile ?

The bot like it's name suggests is just a robot. I believe it came to replace Pyguru. It identifies spam posts, deletes them and bans the poster. Since it's just a robot and not God, it makes a lot of mistakes. A lot of them.

2.Don't Open A Thread. Mail Them.

I laugh so hard when I see threads like: "Moderator, Unban Me In Politics Or Else.“

Or else what ? You'll leave the forum ?
You leave and 100 people join in a day. So what change does it make?

If you don't want to be banned a second time, don't even open that thread. Learn to mail the Moderators. Ask them why you were banned. Beg to unban you. Man, drop that ego for now. It doesn't change anything. When the anti spam-bot bans you, do the same.

So bad some people don't even know where Mai-Moderator and Mail-Supermoderator buttons are on Nairaland.

The buttons are at the bottom of every board. The Mail-Supermods button is at the bottom of the front page.

3.Respect The Moderators.

Someone told me moderators don't get paid and they dedicate 8 hours to Nairaland daily.

citation needed

. Someone who does this much to let peace reign on a forum we're all using and still shouldn't be respected? Haba!

Yes, I know. The moderator frustrated you, banned you when he/she shouldn't have. Remember he/she is human. He/she can mistakes and can never fully be separated from actions triggered by emotions. I'm sure you wouldn't do any better as a moderator. You're not better than him/her.

Besides, most times we fight moderators, the moderators are actually the innocent ones, we the guilty ones. That reminds me of a particular moderator whose moniker is now 'Nobody'. He was highly hated by people. Why?

He was just a principled fellow who didn't compromise. I think we need more of his types. Maybe I wouldn't be here now because I remember a lot of rules I have broken and nobody noticed.

Nobody is saying you should kiss a moderator's ass like they call it. When you feel a moderator is wrong just keep your mouth shut if you can't mail him/her. Respect them please.

Even, when you feel they don't deserve to be respected, do it to avoid bans.

4. Do You Know That Nairaland Has 21 Rules ?

Yes it does. Before you make any post, the rules are there. They are not there to be read alone. They are there to be followed. If you know you can't keep to one or more of the rules,you don't have to be on the forum and that's what they're telling you. "This is our website. These are our rules. If you know you won't be able to follow them, it's better you leave."

Nairaland And e-Fights

Everybody hates a ban. But, I believe some Nairalanders actually love e-Fights. I'm sure you wouldn't trade blows with someone who expressed a contrary opinion as yours in real-life. Why do it online? To avoid e-Fights, these can help.

1.There Are 'Un-Quotable' People On Nairaland

There are people you should never quote to express a contrary view to theirs. I know some people like this. You quote them, and instead of going into debate mode, their next post starts with mumu or slowpoke. I'm sure you know them too.

2.Use Your Smileys

People are more likely to go into fight mode with you if they know you're in fight mode.yourself. A smiley is the fastest and the most effective way to show you're not in fight mode yourself.

You see
I'm not in fight mode. .

3.Politics ? Politics ? Hm! Politics

The Politics section is the most sensitive section on Nairaland. I believe that's where people get banned most too. I just noticed it has 5 moderators too. Haaaa!

And there is the best place to pick an e-Fight. Just call someone janjawee.d or abok.i and that's all. Please if you're an e-politician, remember to respect people with opinions that differ from yours. Respect all tribes and religions. What else

That's all for today.
Remember, space-booking is an offence and Nairaland is a criminal organisation.
Ayamlaykorn

. Take dis all away, I bet NL would be less fun

my own is I don't understand why a mod should ban a member till 2054... seriously some moderator need ban demselves

1miccza:
I agree totally the e-fight dey sweet die!!!!!!!!

It is not good to fight oooooo

justwise:
You have never been banned by any mod and your ban log supports that.

The super mod explained this to you couple of days ago but you still don't get it.

See my attachment for your ban log.

did you hear me say I got ban by a mod

First...I tink most of d mods are childish.

2nd....its supreme egoistical rubbish to say if someone leaves, anoda replaces dem. Who are the mods without the members?


I was recently banned for complaininin about d mods puttin on an occult glorifyin thread and got banned. Who has acted more responsible betw me and the mod? D society expects pple supposedly in leadership positions to act responsibly.public morality was @ stake and d mod erred. Instead or admittin d error he wanted to 'show' he is a mod and has a 'veto' power.

I joined nairaland 2006 and I ve seen d forum grow. Nairaland won't be wat it is today but for contributions frm some old members like us so we also freaking deserve some respect!



D mods aint gods. Nor demi gods...not even seun is...


If u have to rely on bannin to command respect, u ve failed.


I won't be surprised if they ban me for this post.


Childish mods!

stardragon:
which aunty

You've probably not seen complaints from those who have been banned by the antispam bot. They call it Aunty Spambot.
Funny though.

jingh:
did you hear me say I got ban by a mod

So you still moaning about anti-spambot then?

delishpot:
It is not good to fight oooooo

It is not good to fight but it is good to e-fight e sweet die!!!

jboy73:
Do we know each other?

You wish.

nameless0:
'mail d super mod' n i guess they replied u , one other factor here is popularity jare... If they're paid y dnt dey reply...

They won't reply you, but they will un-ban you.
Some have replied me a few times too. Ishi.love
At least they will unban you.
Ayamlaykorn

justwise:

I have across a thread whereby the M.O.D was acting like a Nigerian Police, even using Threatening words on Member.

justwise:
So you still moaning about anti-spambot then?

Aunty Spam Butt has many enemies

Ishilove:


Aunty Spam Butt has many enemies

Its all your fault...

gowaga68:
I have across a thread whereby the M.O.D was acting like a Nigerian Police, even using Threatening words on Member.

Some people deserve to be handled with a Rod not even Cane, Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child.

justi4jesu:
Some people deserve to be handled with a Rod not even Cane, Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child.

not on that case.. the so called mod was being childish as stated here.

justwise:
Its all your fault...

I plead 'not guilty', milord

justi4jesu:
Some people deserve to be handled with a Rod not even Cane, Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child.

Babe you harsh o

gowaga68:
not on that case.. the so called mod was being childish as stated here.

Look at your statement here, don't you think its annoying already!

onemansquad come read this, it go help yur ministry

Ishilove:
Babe you harsh o

I'm innocent

justi4jesu:
Look at your statement here, don't you think its annoying already!

so it may sound just the way he acted.

laykorn:
Banned ? No Way

Bans And Moderators

Nobody wants to get banned. Even the people that claim that they don't care if they get banned or not do really care. Bans are frustrating. Viewing an interesting topic and the reply button is missing?

I remember sometime that the anti spam-bot kept banning me. The times were so frustrating that I decided to log out and view topics as a guest until I was unbanned.

Being ban-free is quite easy when you do these.

1.Remember that the anti spam-bot is just a robot.


The anti spam-bot is not a moderator and can not be sent by any moderator. I laughed so hard when someone said the anti spam-bot is being paid more than 100 thousand naira. Someone also once accused a moderator of sending the anti spam-bot to him. Which time anti spami-bot become missile ?

The bot like it's name suggests is just a robot. I believe it came to replace Pyguru. It identifies spam posts, deletes them and bans the poster. Since it's just a robot and not God, it makes a lot of mistakes. A lot of them.

2.Don't Open A Thread. Mail Them.

I laugh so hard when I see threads like: "Moderator, Unban Me In Politics Or Else.“

Or else what ? You'll leave the forum ?
You leave and 100 people join in a day. So what change does it make?

If you don't want to be banned a second time, don't even open that thread. Learn to mail the Moderators. Ask them why you were banned. Beg to unban you. Man, drop that ego for now. It doesn't change anything. When the anti spam-bot bans you, do the same.

So bad some people don't even know where Mai-Moderator and Mail-Supermoderator buttons are on Nairaland.

The buttons are at the bottom of every board. The Mail-Supermods button is at the bottom of the front page.

3.Respect The Moderators.

Someone told me moderators don't get paid and they dedicate 8 hours to Nairaland daily.

citation needed

. Someone who does this much to let peace reign on a forum we're all using and still shouldn't be respected? Haba!

Yes, I know. The moderator frustrated you, banned you when he/she shouldn't have. Remember he/she is human. He/she can mistakes and can never fully be separated from actions triggered by emotions. I'm sure you wouldn't do any better as a moderator. You're not better than him/her.

Besides, most times we fight moderators, the moderators are actually the innocent ones, we the guilty ones. That reminds me of a particular moderator whose moniker is now 'Nobody'. He was highly hated by people. Why?

He was just a principled fellow who didn't compromise. I think we need more of his types. Maybe I wouldn't be here now because I remember a lot of rules I have broken and nobody noticed.

Nobody is saying you should kiss a moderator's ass like they call it. When you feel a moderator is wrong just keep your mouth shut if you can't mail him/her. Respect them please.

Even, when you feel they don't deserve to be respected, do it to avoid bans.

4. Do You Know That Nairaland Has 21 Rules ?

Yes it does. Before you make any post, the rules are there. They are not there to be read alone. They are there to be followed. If you know you can't keep to one or more of the rules,you don't have to be on the forum and that's what they're telling you. "This is our website. These are our rules. If you know you won't be able to follow them, it's better you leave."

Nairaland And e-Fights

Everybody hates a ban. But, I believe some Nairalanders actually love e-Fights. I'm sure you wouldn't trade blows with someone who expressed a contrary opinion as yours in real-life. Why do it online? To avoid e-Fights, these can help.

1.There Are 'Un-Quotable' People On Nairaland

There are people you should never quote to express a contrary view to theirs. I know some people like this. You quote them, and instead of going into debate mode, their next post starts with mumu or slowpoke. I'm sure you know them too.

2.Use Your Smileys

People are more likely to go into fight mode with you if they know you're in fight mode.yourself. A smiley is the fastest and the most effective way to show you're not in fight mode yourself.

You see
I'm not in fight mode. .

3.Politics ? Politics ? Hm! Politics

The Politics section is the most sensitive section on Nairaland. I believe that's where people get banned most too. I just noticed it has 5 moderators too. Haaaa!

And there is the best place to pick an e-Fight. Just call someone janjawee.d or abok.i and that's all. Please if you're an e-politician, remember to respect people with opinions that differ from yours. Respect all tribes and religions. What else

That's all for today.
Remember, space-booking is an offence and Nairaland is a criminal organisation.
Ayamlaykorn

Some element of arrogance in this.

If one person leaves the forum and a hundred joins doesn't take away the fact one person got aggrieved.

Everybody must be made to feel special. Its a tested and trusted business model.

AbuMikey:
Alhaji Akinmail, Happy New Year

Wish you the same bro.