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Unibenstudent:
and what did I omit bae?

Unibenstudent:
well,did she mistake u for her dad u should have told her that ur containers sank in the ocean,that federal government will soon compensate.

samflexxy:
[size=20pt]have lots of money an they will be the one toasting you[/size]

condralbede:
Ride that she will be chellasing at d front!!!

kilokeys:
bros.. as an ibo boy.. i proud die.. like taking care of my businesses.

i ll foot my bills when the time comes.

so me don suspend that ceremony till mid 30's.. then reduce the bride's age to early 20's.

she can't ask me to wash plates or cook na..
na when u and ur woman dey contribute money for house rent al those nonsense dey enter.

feminist are complaining cos their bf / husband is broke and stubborn enough not to wash plates..

have u ever seen d feministic side of a very rich star, footballer, chief, president, senator?

taaah.. dey r in the kitchen making goatmeat peppersoup for d boss

KingTom:
I am John Thomas, pleased to meet you
BTW I spelt your name right

Unibenstudent:
no be lie oh,but toast is more like if u wanna just have her as girlfriend but when u start to court then she inquire about your bank status,,

Unibenstudent:
how u come no say it mean john Thomas

samflexxy:
[size=20pt]have lots of money an they will be the one toasting you[/size]

kristina1:
Yet you forgot the main thing

KingTom:

VickyyB:
Ggrin mentioned it first.

kilokeys:
guy.. some of us don old pass bf/gf matter.. wit dem plenty fight and drama and questions like
.
why didnt u call me?
who is that girl?
do u love me?

no emotional energy.. e don finish.
serious, and futuristic things on my mind

when things fall in place. which is soon, very soon

ggrin:
don't implicate me o

VickyyB:
Ggrin mentioned it first.

Unibenstudent:
1)good sense of humour
2)good dressing
3)courage
4)brilliance
5)avoid showing desperation
6)smile like u just won a visa lottery
Feel free to add yours.

akanbiaa:
OP you did not specify the aim of the toasting is it for fun, looking for sex, marriage or what?

Oluwatosean:
yes she might 4get abt money @first buh its gonna fade away with time. And 1000 is not alot of money, nt anymore

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VickyyB:
I'm a gud girl.

simdam500:
Op... U mean Our Nigerian ladies??