You can't expect me to be in a relationship when Dangote's daughter asks me if i'm single na.. Am i mad?? Am i stupid??
See ehn, the reply to the question ''are you single?'' always depend on who is asking.. Always
Am i right??

e-xactly

shhhh.. never tell a girl u r single.

if there is no competition for u.. then u rnt worth it.

she would think u
1. just came out of prison
2. have a terminal illness
3. not worth it.. since nobody wants to be with u.


so the best answer single guys like us give..

babe : are u single?
me : i am not married
babe: are u in any relationship?
me: wow.. there is something special about the way u talk
babe : really?.. what exactly?

..... u have successfully derailed

she is done asking. she gets d cue

Evryone is single unless married!!!

kilokeys:
e-xactly

shhhh.. never tell a girl u r single.

if there is no competition for u.. then u rnt worth it.

she would think u
1. just came out of prison
2. have a terminal illness
3. not worth it.. since nobody wants to be with u.
so the best answer single guys like us give..

babe : are u single?
me : i am not married
babe: are u in any relationship?
me: wow.. there is something special about the way u talk
babe : really?.. what exactly?

.[i].... u have successfully derailed[i]

she is done asking. she gets d cue

You ehn , i think you have a certificate in relationship affairs

hmmmm...bad guys everywere...nawa ooo

kilokeys:
e-xactly

shhhh.. never tell a girl u r single.

if there is no competition for u.. then u rnt worth it.

she would think u
1. just came out of prison
2. have a terminal illness
3. not worth it.. since nobody wants to be with u.


so the best answer single guys like us give..

babe : are u single?
me : i am not married
babe: are u in any relationship?
me: wow.. there is something special about the way u talk
babe : really?.. what exactly?

..... u have successfully derailed

she is done asking. she gets d cue

even when u tell them the truth, u ar single they won't bliv.
this ur way better jare

Why does everything have to be a game?

Sometimes, you just need to put down the controller and be real.

You're more than on point op if na me sef I go tell her say I be virgin

adeyemi91:
You can't expect me to be in a relationship when Dangote's daughter asks me if i'm single na.. Am i mad?? Am i stupid??
See ehn, the reply to the question ''are you single?'' always depend on who is asking.. Always
Am i right??

I think you're wrong. what if dangote's daughter left u afterwards that will just make u a loser. so never think of leaving ur gf just for the love of money. "Man makes money, money doesn't make a man" something like that lord bernard shaw said

Whenever i tell some guys that I'm not single (matured ones tho) they don't buy it so it doesn't normally succeed in chasing them off, one particularly told me that 'If a lady isn't married then she's single'
& I think he's right

Yea.. Bt r u rili singlew

gracile:
Whenever i tell some guys that I'm single (matured ones tho) they don't buy it so it doesn't normally succeed in chasing them off, one particularly told me that 'If a lady isn't married then she's single'
& I think he's right

chingydaboss:
Yea.. Bt r u rili singlew

I'm not married

Yes or No

Simple!!!




How old are u?
Why do u want to know

Are u single?
I'm not married


Nigeria will not move forward
This is madness

Lool.. same here

gracile:

I'm not married

419 mentality, avoiding a simple yes / no question.

MrPearce:

even when u tell them the truth, u ar single they won't bliv.
this ur way better jare

i tell u

samflexxy:
You're more than on point op if na me sef I go tell her say I be virgin

lol.... because of money

Girl:Are you single?
Boy:Yes
Girl:Why....
Boy:Nothing
Girl:Are you a player?
Boy:Nothing am just single.
Girl:Hmmm!!!...I don't believe you.

MrPearce:

even when u tell them the truth, u ar single they won't bliv.
this ur way better jare

Ur correct brho

marinel:
419 mentality, avoiding a simple yes / no question.

Lol...ur thought abi

iamrahoof:
I think you're wrong. what if dangote's daughter left u afterwards that will just make u a loser. so never think of leaving ur gf just for the love of money. "Man makes money, money doesn't make a man" something like that lord bernard shaw said

How sure are u he did wot he said??

am triple

gracile:
Whenever i tell some guys that I'm not single (matured ones tho) they don't buy it so it doesn't normally succeed in chasing them off, one particularly told me that 'If a lady isn't married then she's single'
& I think he's right

you're on point! something like that actually happened to me tonight, she was like I'm not single, I told her to show me her hand and on finding no wedding ring I asked her are you married? she answered No and I was like you're either SINGLE or MARRIED!
Then she was like I'm not searching and I then replied LADIES DON'T SEARCH! #SHEKINA

Yes in my shop, customers are yet to come. Sincerely

adeyemi91:
Lol...ur thought abi

yea

upsyLi:

you're on point! something like that actually happened to me tonight, she was like I'm not single, I told her to show me her hand and on finding no wedding ring I asked her are you married? she answered No and I was like you're either SINGLE or MARRIED!
Then she was like I'm not searching and I then replied LADIES DON'T SEARCH! #SHEKINA

oop.. see..leee! just like dat!!!
mehn..ur smart ! Lol

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adeyemi91:
You can't expect me to be in a relationship when Dangote's daughter asks me if i'm single na.. Am i mad?? Am i stupid??
See ehn, the reply to the question ''are you single?'' always depend on who is asking.. Always
Am i right??

Someone in a boring relationship will always claim to be single come what may....lol

kilokeys:
e-xactly
shhhh.. never tell a girl u r single.
if there is no competition for u.. then u rnt worth it.
she would think u 1. just came out of prison 2. have a terminal illness 3. not worth it.. since nobody wants to be with u.

so the best answer single guys like us give..
babe : are u single? me : i am not married babe: are u in any relationship? me: wow.. there is something special about the way u talk babe : really?.. what exactly?
..... u have successfully derailed
she is done asking. she gets d cue

Wow, means you've always been a cheat right?