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Unibenstudent:
Nice write up

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kristina1:
Number 4 tho'

vivaciousvivi:
Op why is no. 7 making you LOl? Its heart wrenching

SleekyPosh:
OP! See as u take open ur goons yansh put 4 all this chikitos wey dem eye dey shine 4 awa secrets on NL.The Nigerian Association of Bachelors is not happy with this Ooo. U will answer 4 dis @ Iya Ife Beer parlour 2nyt.

Nickymezor:
Great one OP.... Whr do u belong??

continentalceo:
Beautiful write-up man!

ehisforever24:
I am 22 and in 400level, and I feel I am too young for marriage even in the next five years, may b I l start thinking of settling down wen I am 30 -32, but for now I don't give a f**k abt marriage............................

emusmith:
Philosopher Chinoble! ...How's your baby?

Chinoble:
my baby will be fine when i give birth to him.
Still trying to locate his father.....

emusmith:
Guess...

Nickymezor:
#1 abi

emusmith:
Yes o!

Nickymezor:
Nt surprised

emusmith:
It reminds one of job hunt...

vivaciousvivi:

emusmith:

vivaciousvivi:
Bia, fly enter one of ur eye?!

emusmith:
Yes o, help me blow it out?

emusmith:
A Bachelor is simply a single guy with marriage in view!

He is that hustling guy living in a One/ Two-Bed Room Flat or a Self Contain who leave for work by 6/7AM and returns in the evening.

He is also that undergraduate living in the hostel or Off Campus.

Don't exclude yourself even if you're still in your parent's house- You're a Bachelor!

In my survey, I have come up with Seven Class every Bachelor falls in:


1. Mr. Single and Searching

He is that guy that is single and when you see him, you'll just know he needs a woman in his life. Unlike most guys, he attends weddings most often to spread his tentacles. Most times, he is always smiling and playful because he wants to be seen by ladies as jovial. In Social media, 98% of his friends/ followers are ladies. He hits randomly. This guy is fast, witty and sharp.



2. Mr. Manchellor

This is a senior version of bachelors. He is in his mid 30's and above with such a mature look. You get closer and discover he's still single. Hah! Funny, he is going all out for a Year 3 girl in the University. The girl feels so scared sometimes because he acts too stiff, mature and advance for her. He's always too serious for her and that gets emotionally down. I guess she's still with her because he is...erm...erm...secure, Financially and parental influence too.


3. Mr. Single And Not Searching

I dunno if he is a priest or something. He just doesn't like the company of women. I wouldn't conclude he is "gay" but it's possible. Some are due to religious reasons. Some are because they were never used to ladies. Others, I think they have a problem- emotional, physical or spiritual.


4. Mr. Player

This is common. You see a guy with different girls a week and you begin to wonder, Which is which? He has a car and a good job coupled with a sugared tongue, so they are all over him. It's very easy as he promises them marriage and they give all for him. Hmm!
At the long run, he dumps all his pretty girlfriends for one quiet and cool girl. Such is life!


5. Mr. Sugar Mummy

This guy doesn't work but his house is wow! I was guessing until one day, I saw a very pretty woman walk into his room with plenty goodies. I was like, Men! . I heard he went to Malaysia with her during the Yuletide season. And he'll come to me telling me, "I need a wife, o". In my mind, I'm like, "Aren't you married already?"


6. Mr. Single Like He Is Married.

I used to know someone then, every two months or less, a girl comes to live with him and stays for a while, performing all the duties of a wife during her tenure! I lived in that compound then and I can't count how many has come and gone. To sleep alone is an abomination to him. The girls coming and going are usually the ones condemning the act here in NL o! It's even common in our Universities ooo!


7. Mr. Single Dad

This man around early forties has a child and probably lost his wife through death or divorce.
He is back in the marriage market of searching a spare rib. Lol!

Guys, where do you fall?

Ladies, which do you prefer?


You can add more...

emusmith:
huh

Chinoble:
ogini?

vivaciousvivi:
Y? Na me put am there?

emusmith:
Why?